Come peer behind the curtain!
The shaggy haired boy who enchanted the world in Vogue fashion spreads and as the first tweenie to ride Pipeline, John John Florence, has just married his long-time girlfriend, the Australian Lauryn Cribb.
The just-turned thirty-year proposed to his long-time girlfriend, a model turned horticulture student, in 2019 using a diamond ring his mama Alex had found on the beach and right before a one-month yacht voyage.
Lauryn’s hen’s gala on December five was conducted on the couple’s vast beachfront estate with guests, which included Alex Florence and Nathan Florence’s wife Mahina, exquisite in all-black and no shoes, Lauryn the sole contrast in all-white.
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A still of Lauryn smooching a doll effigy of her husband-to-be, complete in his famous number 12 jersey, steals the show.
And, although social media was light on images and videos from the wedding, biz as usual for the private couple, it can be revealed that John John’s daddy, also John, made it, as did North Shore enforcer Fast Eddie Rothman and the legendary Kai Garcia.

A string duo, violin and cello greeted guests, who danced the night away under a grand marquee festooned with lights, with the happy couple hoisted upon guest’s shoulders, forming a miracle of love against the heavens.



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koa is gonna bog rail all over your face punk.
El Slammo is nuking today….FOR THE DREAM!!!!
what a twist on words….im still laughing….nice one
Lauryn: “I hate boats!”
surprised kelly didn’t get married same day at same location
All that money and he chose monogamy.
knew he had big balls. but never associated his performances with anything to do with a penis…Vogue is for women BTW.
Fast Eddie looking quite a bit slower these days. Not that I would tell him, of course.
She’s definitely a solid sight.
The hard thing to accept with ER is that he’s a transplant from Jersey. Nothing wrong with that except then acting all anti-transplant I’m a fucking local. You’re not and you never will be. Again nothing wrong with moving to the Islands or trying to fit in. But then being anti both those things is hard to swallow.
Tell that to Da Hui
Pretty sure they know already.
i own every line up never barrelled. i can out rotate kelly at 6ft jersey beaches and smoke balaram in the sandbar kegs. also my son bogs rail better than you ever will.
Johns commitment to the tour has never been on shakier ground and I’m happy for him.
well said
When’s the Florence POV action from the night drop?
Mouth cam…. Eeeew
pauly? need some cariactures! see blanket, er sailboat, er surfboard…Lucy would be Lauryn in background doing a major eye roll!
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7…
Derek, it’s very obvious you also fell prey to Mahina’s tropical-dominatrix allure. Welcome to the club!
in the pipe masters, she displayed a force that could redeem any CT in shore break broadcast.. nathan is 1000% getting pegged..
Some life you’ve had so far John, I’m afraid it’s all downhill from here…
Move over Lindy, Mahina is the new side-boob Queen!
Side-borg!
“Uncle” Kelly get an invite?
I hope they did that fucked up workout first with Nathan’s 3 hr explanation of what was happening!!
I can imagine Kaiborg thinking, “Nate, you’re flaky as fuck but you charge so … Son!”
I’d like to know what the heck Nate’s gonna do if he ever becomes done with Mahina? Move?
Move planets!!
POV’s Earth to Mars move on YouTube will be rad!
I think she will be done with him way before he is done with her.
Thank goodness divorce is so easy in the USA. There are some places where it’s illegal. Wikipedia: “Philippine law does not provide for divorce inside the country since 1954, and it remains the only UN member state without legal provision for divorce. The only exception is concerning Muslims, who are allowed to divorce in certain circumstances according to their religion. For the majority of non-Muslims, the law only allows for annulment of marriages.
The Civil Code of the Philippines asserts that it is binding upon citizens of the Philippines, even if living abroad. If a legally married Filipino citizen obtains a divorce outside of the Philippines, that divorce would not be recognised inside the Philippines.[123] This can lead to complications when Filipinos divorce outside the Philippines.[124][125][126]
Where a non-Filipino is married to a Filipino citizen and a divorce is obtained abroad by the non-Filipino spouse, the Filipino spouse can remarry under Philippine law,[127] even if the non-Filipino spouse acquired foreign citizenship after the marriage.[128]
The process of annulment is a complex and expensive one, costing around ₱150,000–200,000 (c. US$2,800–3,700 or €2,400–3,200), which is about an average net annual salary in the Philippines.”
Eesha Wikipedia
Sorry Stick Man. Couldn’t resist.
Almost as boring as my wedding photos.
John John Borence
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