Troubling reports.
Surf fans have been on a roller coaster, for the past four days, since it was revealed that Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen may be headed toward divorce after each hired lawyers. The football great and Brazilian supermodel have allegedly been living in a “sexless marriage” among other such troubles whipping the aforementioned fans into an obscene frenzy.
History’s best surfer, Kelly Slater, you see, dated Bündchen for a year plus and candles were lit in hopes that the two might rekindle their storied romance.
Today, though, troubling reports are emerging that Slater may have competition. Page Six has listed Bünchen’s past boyfriends including model Scott Barnhill, polo player Rico Mansur and businessman João Paulo Diniz. Slater, concerningly, finds himself sandwiched between actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Josh Hartnett with other actor, and Captain America, Chris Evans just trailing.
The respected gossip source writes, “Shortly after her split with DiCaprio, Bündchen started dating professional surfer Kelly Slater. The pair lasted until early 2006 before they decided to go their separate ways.”
Not overly turgid.
This is the time, though, surf fans must be strong and not give up hope. Our champion will be tested, no doubt, but we must have faith in his prowess and ability to outshine stars. He is, after all, very skilled in managing priority etc.
Still, light two candles, please.
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Yet it is you who is using the teenagers favorite toy- the emoji!!!
Honestly? It must be a slow news day for WSL followers and avid Slater fans. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
This article is useless, worthless, and senseless. TMZ wouldn’t post this. Bring Weekly World News back so hacks like you can write more credible articles about Bat Boy dating Bigfoot.
I loved WWN. Can’t believe t they were targeted with anthrax.
As a long-time Pat’s fan, I’ve looked at her face for years. While still attractive (although I always thought her features were a bit masculine) with a great figure, she’s in her 40s- and looks 40. A cradle-robber like Dicaprio won’t give her the time of day now- she’s at least 15 yrs too old for what he likes…
Patriots are worlds biggest cheaters. Brady is footballs Lance Armstrong.
She’s not that hot and I bet she’s a royal pain in the ass. Bet she’s never done anything for herself, has been waited on hand and foot her whole life. Why would you want to be with someone like that?
Is anyone so stupid to think Giselle will run from Brady to one of those men? She’s stable with kids and work, and anything that happens will be gradual. She was with a man, those others are boys, nice ones, but still boys. She’s not a Kardashian, she’s a real woman.
Brady may be a man, but he’s a metrosexual man. Not a rugged man.
I think she should give Pee Wee Herman a try if he’s still alive
Nobody cares about brady, or Giselle, or kelly Slater’s love life. Nobody cares.
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As long as Slater isn’t wearing a hat he always outshines
What a dumb story. Waste of time
Cogne West
You’ll find her on tinder soon enough with the rest of the single moms
🤣🤣 you sound like a teenage girl, who cares who some 50 year old divorcee goes and dates, this is the dumbest written piece I’ve ever read. Even if she did go back to slater, it isn’t somehow a win for you kooks
No but you whining here on BG is a win for us.
G-Zel and G-Med.
You heard it hear first.
She is such an cunt
Fuck this shit – what about Leo, and Rcal requalifying and Rio the first time!!
Surely a fucking good write up on Rio would be better than this shit on Gisele, was marginally funny at 1 story now, meh…………..
That sounds like some sort of Surf Journalism…
every night I check surfline lahaina harbor cam for the happy hour sunset tour to set-off and eventually return…with left-over sushi…
waii wooden canoe?
Gisele has a long queue of celibate priests fighting for a dream clothes horse thats angry and entitled. Poor old Brady is going to have to settle for a stunning replacement that cheers him on at every game and thinks it’s awesome dating one of the all time greats of NFL. Looks like Kelly and co dodged years of drama.
Also, why does Chuck think she or Brady would go back to some old flame? They both can get some strange ANY time they like.
Blood so deep, the horse must hold his head up high!
Tom Brady don’t wear no yellow beanie Chas