The most exciting surf-adjacent story of the last decade, one that has kept our kind up for days now, has taken yet another wild twist. Surf fans have been on edges of settees since it was revealed that Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady had each hired lawyers amid an unraveling marriage.
There had been whispers of troubles ever since the star quarterback had decided to un-retire and continue playing the game earlier last year but nobody expected divorce so sudden, so swift.
Eyes immediately turned to Kelly Slater. The greatest ever surfer and Bündchen had dated from 2005 through 2006 and not only formed a striking pair but also made each other very powerful. Slater won two of his eleven world titles in those years and Bündchen appeared on many, many magazine covers.
Might the two get back together and shine brighter than ever before?
Surf fans lit candles in hope though were thrown into panicked disarray when it was revealed, yesterday, that Leonardo DiCaprio and Josh Hartnett had emerged as potential challengers for her coveted hand.
Those same fans transitioned, today, however, to manic glee as the Brazilian supermodel stepped out with an altered tattoo.
Per Page Six:
As the sun appears to be setting on Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady’s marriage, the supermodel has made some eye-catching changes to one of her celestial tattoos.
On Thursday, the Brazilian beauty was snapped visiting a building in Miami (that happens to house legal offices) wearing cuffed jeans and a pair of flip-flops that showed off the updated ink on her right ankle.
While the design previously depicted a crescent moon surrounded by three stars, Bündchen appears to have turned it into a tree, with several branches curling upward around the stars.
A tree with several branches curling upward around the stars?
Absolutely not.
Even recently converted surf fans clearly recognized Slater’s iconic hairless head and steely gaze as witnessed at this past year’s Pipeline Pro (examine here).
First sage, now this.
Candles burning brightly.
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Needs a dash Jonah Hill.
Don’t have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex
yep! her last words to me…But can we…?” meaning it must have been great for her…
Gizzies clearly going to end up with Yeezy after making a play but got Putin’s chance of winning this. It won’t be lost on the te arai point refugee that she’s gone completely super ex girlfriend on Tom as she wanders the halls of mid life crisis. Slaters invested 35 years to find the super rare who surfs, cooks, etc. After destroying Hartnetts Hollywood career with too much sage infusion, being too old for Leonardo she’s going to be begging like a Belichick for Brady’s forgiveness before having to settle for her own reality show.
Hahahaa. Gizzie and Yeezy. Brady’s gonna be soooo jealous!
Nothing seems to be going on this week even remotely surf related. The 3rd Giselle headline, where’s Surfline man? We need rescuing.
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Surfer bites dog
tree strikes haole!
Chas, do you want to get back into a relationship with any of your ex-girlfriends? I’m assuming no as with most dudes, so why are you hammering this angle?
What I find most fascinating is that Brady had the dream life and career and is inarguably the greatest QB ever but at what cost? Aaron Rodgers out here banging Danica Patrick, Olivia Munn and no doubt many more, doing psychedelics, and not really caring that much if he wins and yet he is for sure going to the HOF, legend.
Brady/Rodg: Kelly/Taj
b-i-n-g-o/
Dream life for you maybe.
Not everyone is interested in child’s games as an adult.
HOF? All that stuff is hollow. Meaningless
Brady is a metrosexual, cheater crybaby.
Says me from my couch.
This is stupid and I hate it
I love it
It’s going to be a long, slow, torturous few months here at our Beach Grit.
Wait until tomorrow!
Kelly McGinnses Witness! SeeJenQ
only 8 months til Pipe!
Imagine if Gisele had a shark encounter right now!
Whilst wearing a whoop and doing ballet!
Beach
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