Introducing Blue Cake.
The social media-based name generator phenomenon has been around for quite some time now and we have all played and chuckled and shared. What is your pornography name? Use the name of your first pet plus the street where you grew up. What is your horror movie name? Use your favorite brand of dishwashing liquid plus the shoes you are currently wearing. Etc.
The most popular in the genre, though, is “what is your rap name” and/or its twin “what is your gangsta name.” There have been many ways to determine, through history, but a new one has just been floated by the the rapper Bryson Gray who burst on the scene in 2019 by introducing the #MAGAchallenge wherein he had his followers make rhymes in support of then president Donald J. Trump.
Gray, who recently tweeted, “When will Hollywood realize that normal people don’t want to watch movies with a bunch of gays in it,” a position that was enjoyed by the living surf legend Kelly Slater, announced “Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you ate. Who are you?”
“Black boneless chicken wings” was his own.
Slater, quick to respond, was “Blue cake.”
Hmmmm.
While not initially catchy, Blue Cake lightly grows with time and might have legs. The surprising thing, I suppose, is that Kelly Slater eats cake. I have never been a fan, much preferring pie to cake, but where do you think the 11x champion was? A child’s birthday party? John John Florence’s house?
Currently more questions than answers but while we are waiting for them to materialize what is your gangster name?
I am “Baby Blue Banh Mi.”
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Don’t care, frankly. You know what I care about? Doing something about these insurance companies that continue to fuck over those of us with the audacity to live near the coast.
All this culture war BS is a diversion to keep your attention away from the real shit that is fucking over everyday Americans. They are picking pockets clean and everyone’s too fucking oblivious.
blak to@st muthafukkkas
White Taco
Chicken saw Koa’s chick, then she flew the coupe de ta tah.
Oh ffs. No one’s immortal. You’re hilarious.
If you met one Brian Williams, you’ve met em all.
Totally unrelated, but how about Travis Pastrana qualifying for the Daytona 500 field? That guy’s an animal.
Also waiting in an answer to this. Which “very good shows” have you turned off recently due to “woke ideologies” and the “gay agenda”?
Does that matter does it.
You are surprised that a 61 year old man who was carrying some extra weight, died of a heart attack after strenuous exercise? Golly.
Am I understanding this correctly that Kelly Slater is an ignorant, homophobic piece of crap?
Aren’t you that Brian Williams that lied about getting shot down in a helicopter during the Iraq War?
Blue Tinned Spaghetti
You mad? Go be an ignorant turd somewhere else.
Black Shrimp
Boosted into the afterlife
Which “very good shows” have you turned off recently due to “woke ideologies” and the “gay agenda”?
let alone all these athletes dropping dead like flies.
Cbf opening that rancid can of worms
Oh, I can explain this one to you. See, your Country is blanking out all the reports of people dying all over the place, because they took the coof shot. Better you don’t know, pleb.
Yeah it’s not happening. These people are fools that believe anything on an obscure YT channel.
They’re all a bunch of lemmings. I don’t even know wtf ‘woke’ means.
History will call it
The Pussy Era
Hi-Viz Rissole