West not caring about surfing. Thank you, Next
West not caring about surfing. Thank you, Next

Kanye West and Australian wife currently holed up in Nobu’s “adult oriented Malibu retreat” just down from Miki Dora’s stomping grounds while $57 million surf-front home is renovated!

But surfing?

The sun is currently shining in Malibu and though the surf is 1 – 2ft at First Point, there’s always a taker or seventeen. This iconic stretch of coast is deeply embedded in our history, from the brave pioneers who first trespassed upon that sacred land to Miki Dora to Laird Hamilton.

And now Kanye West and his Australian wife.

You may have not known the very famous rapper, and onetime husband of Kim Kardashian, became re-married, and to a sheila to boot, but it is true and the happy couple was ready to move into his 2021-purchased $57 million home but it is under renovation and what to do?

Easy.

Check into the Nobu Ryokan.

According to the website:

Drifting above the Pacific, the Nobu Ryokan Malibu is a triumph of architectural carpentry and subdued hospitality. This intimate 16 room, adult oriented retreat honors the traditional Japanese Ryokan, featuring teak soaking tubs, indoor/outdoor fireplaces, serene outdoor patios, timeless artwork and gracious accents. Seamlessly blending traditional Japanese minimalism with the elegant flair of the California coastline, this discerning sanctuary boasts a rich, natural aesthetic and an ethos of pure tranquility.

From the moment you arrive, the unforgettable views of Pacific Ocean and tranquil landscaping sets the tone for a private oasis. Exclusivity and privacy are foremost, with an emphasis on low-key comfort and high-end indulgence. A host of luxurious amenities awaits you, coupled with gracious service and Nobu comforts.

Ahhhhh.

And you wanted to eat the rich?

For shame, for if you have ever had Nobu Matsuhisa’s sushi than you would know it tastes much better than, I imagine, Dirk Ziff.

Hamchi with jalapeño.

Yum.

Back to the hotel, though, it is but a short jog to First Point though it appears that West and his Aussie are simply “hanging out, working together and playing board games.”

Not surfing.

Even with an Australian in tow.

Has the wave crested?

Celebrity interest in our sport of kings no longer du jour?

Hope springs?

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Tilt Billings
Tilt Billings
3 years ago

Surf Nazi

Rosemary C. Olson
Rosemary C. Olson
3 years ago

Wow. 🫤

Rosemary C. Olson
Rosemary C. Olson
3 years ago

I like the new Kanye. 😂 How can you expect anyone to surf when it’s blown? 👎👎👎 I would love it if I was outed for where I stayed expecting privacy. Is it me or do you locate and post all celeb Malibu residents?

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

That is so sick. Nobu himself!!!!

I used to work at Ma Maison and 30 years later I’m in Chicago doing a tasting. Wolfgang walks out of the kitchen to explain his vision of the meat, fish and veggie sample dinners. He looks at me and looks at me again and then again…. so I said hi, you know me.

I had opened Spago for him too.

“You’re the long haired surfer kid”… he connected the dots. Clients were impressed, he was charming…. day of the gig, he was the biggest ahole alive. Pretty sure he had given up the kitchen at that point, but the clients paid him to be the “chef”.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Penthouse Forum

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Beverly Hills c n u t.

I was never going to afford her, but what a ride it was.

We had a room at the Kahala Hilton, my buddies are starving on the NS and I’m charging dinners at John Dominis and Halekulani.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

e-lab-o-rate…sashimi and/or sushi?

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago

Are you married to Hippy?

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

He’s pretty weathered and would give away my age.

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago

My bad, got lost in the comments mess. Negs, give this bitch a badge of some sort. Sheesha, not gorilla.

snapper
snapper
3 years ago

Light three candles that they might surf…one for Kanye…one for lady from Australia…one for Chas.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  snapper

don’t forget Nathan!

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

I hate that. I’m paying the dude good money and expecting great food and first class service

If I want talk to him I’ll ask. You just don’t invite yourself to my table because you cooked a steak!

Just stay in the kitchen and do your job unless told otherwise.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

Less talky and more cooky Mr. Matsuhisa!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

dat da guy that tossed bowler hat with sharp edges in Moonraker. in the 70s I grounded da ‘Raker from flying out of St Barbara: found metal filing in the oil pan. coincidence? conspiracy? I was Bond for a day, T Bond.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago

And yet, hows this for surf adjacent, Pamela was the star of kanyes touch the sky music video. About the same time she was dating slater. So, chances are slater unknowingly knows what kanye dick tastes like.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

So wrong 😝

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

The missus and I had dinner at Nobu Perth one night. He probs wasn’t the chef. It was ok 🤷🏻‍♂️

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

My dark fantasy is to runaway and live off the grid with my diamonds from Sierra Leone. Where all of the lights have no power, there’s blood in the leaves and I am stronger. Could see me now? Yikes! A paranoid, heartless monster, a black skinhead. The good life or bad news? No church in the wild. I am god, Jesus walks and I touch the sky. This is my homecoming and you can’t tell me nothing… good morning.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Any waves?

Rosemary C. Olson
Rosemary C. Olson
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

You are Stronger for that reply, but not as strong as Kanye when he was Through The Wire.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

I will finally be known as a bloke!

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

And your sleazy skinny dress/ boots.

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

I ain’t even married. Yet I call her The Wife. Common law partnership / kids etc. might as well be.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’m gettin’ hitched in a couple of weeks. First time. Still not sure what to wear.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Thoughts and prayers 🙏

*thongs. Start with thongs and build from there PMWS

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

Aller au naturel!

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Hung like a peanut

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

Even better! Show everyone that she’s marrying you for the champion at going down that you are! Legend!

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

She’s only marrying him for his memes!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Fuck I would too!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Free advice: Make the first and last words you say to each other every day be “te amo” and you’ll never get divorced.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
3 years ago

Beautiful relationship advice stink. Works well for me too.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

que te amo? que paso? what do you want? what happened?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Doing it in english feels like some lame chic flick starring Ashton Kucher. Doing it in Spanish
Selma Hayek whispering a magic spell in your ear. Try it 😀

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Sandler & Hayek in spanglish; get what ur hearing, saying…mucho puta o cariño doblame sobre tu rodilla y dame una buena nalgada (spank me, been bad!)

Dahaoleformerlyknownasbi0008
Dahaoleformerlyknownasbi0008
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

“que te amo?” doesn’t mean “what do you want?”.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

yes. que paso=WTF happened?

Gumby's Left Nut
Gumby's Left Nut
3 years ago

Something

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago

A wetsuit obviously

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
3 years ago

got to piss in it before you walk to alter..

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

I’m sure he will let you know…..

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
3 years ago

Kelly inspired shoes are always a safe option

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Clothing suitable for a last second escape.

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
3 years ago

I like Kanye better now that everybody hates him, can relate.

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
3 years ago

The Pat Current obit now on Surfline’s home page seems decent to me. I wonder how other BG people feel about it. The Matt Warshaw quote is the key ingredient.

ricmatic
ricmatic
3 years ago

Had some big nights at Matsuhisa

Party Pete
Party Pete
3 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Door’s Break On Thru…

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

“all the crazy ones are bi-polar, yeah?”

the astrologist answers: “No, Geminis.”


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