Also a little dash of homophobia.
The last few days have not been kind to Kelly Slater. He is in paradise, of course, on Oahu’s fabled North Shore but apparently suffering from illness. Fever etc. And also Yago Dora not to mention FOMO. Yes, his mid morning heat at the Billabong Pro Pipeline was one to forget. Last year saw him shouldered up the beach, whooping and hollering, to hoist the trophy and inspire the AARP set.
This year saw him getting caught inside after a little Backdoor runner only to watch the best waves thus far roll in one after another.
“Not my day,” he woe’d to Strider Wasilewski in the channel afterward.
Maybe it was not his day because instead of tending to his health by sipping a warm ginger tea and going to bed he stayed up a little too late enjoying the collected work of jailed women hater and incel guru Andrew Tate.
The former kickboxer-turned-social media star is most well known for his extreme misogyny that he shares with a robust incel, or involuntarily celibate, fanbase. He has published all sorts of “women belong in the kitchen” thoughts and declares, “You can’t slander me because I will state right now that I am absolutely sexist and I’m absolutely a misogynist, and I have fuck you money and you can’t take that away.
Well, he is currently in a Romanian jail on human trafficking charges though still communicating with his followers, telling them via Twitter, “I update my will from prison. I will be donating 100 million to start a charity to protect men from false accusations.”
Slater liked that.
And for good measure the 11x world champion also liked a Tweet by rapper Bryson Gray reading, “When will Hollywood realize that normal people don’t want to watch movies with a bunch of gays in it.”
I, personally, enjoy films in which Rupert Everett has a supporting role though haven’t seen one in quite some time. Maybe if Slater would have watched My Best Friend’s Wedding while sipping a warm ginger tea and going to bed early he would still be surfing, on his way to a Pro Pipeline title defense.
Something to think about.
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You’re a lame
Andrew Tate sucks and so does the author of this article. Removing this site from my news feed.
https://www.news.com.au/spo…
Where to begin…
1. WTF is tattooed on that guy’s chest?
2. Who gives af about him or what social media Kelly Slater likes?
3. Maybe Kelly Slater doesn’t want to watch gay film or films with gay characters. That’s not homophobic, it is cinematic preference. I don’t like Sandra Bullock or Gwyneth Paltrow movies, among many others. That doesn’t mean I hate other women.
4. There are MANY gay people who hate or are bias against straight people also. That is okay. We aren’t all Gandhi. Just try to keep an open mind and don’t target or hurt people based on who they are.
5. Surf tends to be v. hetero and male-dominated. Deal with it.
6. Kelly Slater follows rappers on social media. His jams might be bigger news than this article.
7. The AARP surf set helps pay your bills, bro. Put some respect on that.
It gets clearer by the day. The GOAT is a CUNT.
You’re just a pussy. Don’t trip
Kelly looks to be setting his post-surfing career up as an alt-right influencer. Seems like a logical next step for him. Goatspeed, Kel.
I can imagine Slater sick with the fever after loosing his heat just indulging himself on some low level internet hate just like the rest of us.
Dick with rona for the lolz.
You can take the Cracker out of Florida, but you can’t take the Cracker out of the man.
A black man called me a cracker once when I was getting birthday balloons at Dollar Tree. It isn’t nearly as offensive as people think it is. I live on the West Coast so we have no idea what that means anyway. Is it like Saltines or something?
Florida trash
No pussy getting want to be feminist douchebag
Tate is an absolute grub. guilty or no, should be stoked to be surround by all those blokes in Romania since he seems to hate women so much. I like that K11’s twitter is cheap (free) and character revealing. Excellent digging/goat troll Chas!
Peak Beach Grit
Oh well, he certainly couldn’t complain about the draw….
All for naught, lil lion for the win !
The big three to self destruct in side shore shit.
In other news, they are starting finals day at Pipe in this cross wind blown slop
Slater feels like he’ll need every cent of that $100 million to defend himself from Chas’ “false” accusations.
Kelz is just happy that hundred mil ain’t going to a charity that helps trafficked women.
… brokebackdoor