“I had a Gollywog mop of beautiful right brown curls with sun-bleached tips. It’s hard to believe now, but I once had trouble running fingers or a brush through it.”
The Australian Olympian Julian Wilson whose new multi-functional clothing brand Rivvia Projects has raised eyebrows with its tight poom-poom shorts and radically aggressive off-the-shoulder tees, has debuted his dramatic transformation from hirsute Prince Valiant to a wild looking Mr Clean on Instagram.
After a brave decade-long fight, Wilson, who is thirty-four and a former world number two, threw in the towel on Friday, joining the ranks of bald surfers which include the greatest of all time, Kelly Slater, the Brazilian Jadson Andre, 2001 world champ CJ Hobgood, Nathan Hedge and Pipe Master Jake Paterson.
“I had a Gollywog mop of beautiful right brown curls with sun-bleached tips,” recalled Paterson some years back. “It’s hard to believe now, but I once had trouble running fingers or a brush through it.”
With baldness comes a caveat, however.
“Bald isn’t like being ethnic or disabled,” warned the critic AA Gill. “Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.
Although,
“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair,” says Larry David. “But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.”

Creepy shot innit. Looks like he’s in the middle of banging the mrs.
Top of his head looks like the ball sack of a porn star when viewed from behind.
I think you’re watching your porn incorrectly. Or maybe that’s just what you’re into.
Is he on the run from somewhere or someone?
He must have made a pact with himself. Lose the redbull hat. Lose the hair.
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I would have put $50 on Owen shaving first.
Just own it.
Good on ya Julian.
I haven’t gone full razor, but the buzzer with no guard is good enough.
Yep good on him. Go the razor though CB you’ll never look back.
Fucking hell ! No wonder hes struggling to sell anything with a head like that, looks like a catcher mitt. Lucky he rooted all those hot chicks when he was a young buck. How the mighty have fallen
Looks like he’s been drinking and smoking cigs. Maybe it’s just the missing Puka shells
Should do a call in from Mikey
Where’s the open thread. GOAT in water
Where’s the comp thread ya dick suckers? Is Derek out tryin to pick up trannys in Bondi?
He had a bah mitzvah to attend.
I rocked the “sad hippy” recently, only cause I’m lazy, saves on sunscreen and little to no maintenance.
Sounds like your general life philosophy.
Here’s a photo from the BeachGrit staff party, showing off their long locks to folicaly challenged pro surfers
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So good! Could have added in a touch of Andy Sipowicz to honour Owens 10 years of receding hair line
Trump hair looks the goods, Jules.
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Get this wig, Jules
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you are a master.
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Man, how good are KVF’s rankings?
Ponytail would be amazing
Who will notice anyway?
Will he be in a cameo in a Tyler video?