The nexus of kook and hypocrisy.
What topsy-turvy times we live in. All wild and upside down, or at least in these United States. Those on the left are busily attempting to erode free speech. Those on the right are actively attempting to undermine the FBI. And, most confusing of all, environmentally-conscious outdoor blogs are breathlessly promoting landfill-ready surfboards.
What?
Yes, fans of The Inertia woke this morning to quite a start. The surf-adjacent site which promises to “make a positive impact on our planet through partnerships with nonprofits working hard to preserve earth’s sacred places,” had joined forces with Wavestorm on a 10% off promotion when using the code AGTHEINERTIA10.
Per the announcement:
Wavestorm is one of the most recognized foam surfboard brands worldwide. Light weight, soft, and easy to handle, the 8ft Classic Longboard is one of the best selling learn-to-surf models in the market. Utilizing Wavestorm’s extensive manufacturing experience, the 8ft Classic surfboard has been upgraded for the Premium Surfboard to bring you the most advanced and innovative material compositions and component setup available. It offers a new look to the 8-footer with the extra 7.5” single fin in addition to the three classic 4.5” performance fin set. Use the single-fin setup for speed and drive and the three-fin setup for maneuverability options. You are bound to catch even the smallest of waves so even a bad day of surfing is a good day with one of these foamies. Add the Wavestorm 8ft Premium Surfboard to your quiver: whether you are a beginner or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a ton of fun out on the water. And that’s what surfing is all about.
Imagine selling a soul for a 10% discount.
Also, imagine thinking that surfing is “all about having a ton of fun out on the water.”
The Inertia… where kook meets hypocrisy.
I enjoy watching the boutique soft toppers talking shit to the big box soft toppers at my favorite shitty wave
The loonies of the left only have 1 standard-double.
Lest we forget Jelly Ropes.
https://www.costco.com/cbc-…
The clueless Twatagonian came to Ryukyus, didn’t pick up one piece of the ubiquitous plastic that plagues our shores.
Naah, instead of sending them to the landfill ya just boil them down in a big pot on ya backyard grill, pour it into a sand mold, and pop out another one.
Piss in the hand…
honey, take out the trash…
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
The only way to fix earth is to leave.
Needs a soul theme song:
https://youtu.be/Xa6bKAMSQw4
password is secured!
The environment is over rated.
So is deep space.
why does everything have to be so vast?
just recovered from a 20 new year’s nap>>>https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
Not the Skip Frye glider that the inertia readers wanted, but definitely the board they deserve!
when i subscribed to EOS, MW sent me signed pic of SF knee-paddling out at tijuana sloughs…now that shit is in the air…but in minor concentrations due to excessive ashes, dust, salt, carbon & water>
Nert (sh) Grit
10% discount!?! Those wacky Inertia Guys! Beachgrit wouldn’t sell its Soul for at least a 15% discount!
I thought 15% was the standard! I haven’t encountered a weird 10% soul discount in… maybe ever!
What brand would you say no to?
Does anyone at BG even have a soul Chas, after recent advents, comments, I wonder?
Um, no need to wonder Freerider this is a capitalist adventure with a side hustle of selling body parts taken from Children from Countries you can’t pronounce.
I was asking Chas, what, he’s not man enough to answer for himself? but thanks for clarifying that on his behalf.
‘Some’, would sell for less.
Are you still Butt-hurt? You realize when you post 20 comments saying the same thing the Disqus Bot’s marks you as spam.
Your prior derogatory comment is ‘still’ a disgrace and a shame to the tribe, and to ‘surfers’ ‘everywhere’.
Funny, you’re the only member of “The Tribe/Surfers everywhere” that’s offended. Still waiting for it to hit the headlines like you said.