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The MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro continues to be on hold, entering into day two of the waiting period, leaving surf fans’ idle minds to wander unnecessarily. Yesterday’s news that a resurgent Leonardo Fioravanti had punched John John Florence in the teeth by signing with an all-weather jacket company billing itself “par excellence,” for example, only truly intriguing in the absence of an Italo Ferreira, Zeke Lau, Connor O’Leary heat.
Also, the news that “Cocaine Shark” has been greenlit sending the aforementioned surf fans into paroxysms of ecstasy before they realized the error of their ways and falling deeply depressed in the absence of a Griffin Colapinto, Samuel Pupo, Maxime Huscenot heat.
But of course you have followed the stunning success of “Cocaine Bear” and maybe you’ve even seen the film that tells the true story of a 1985 cocaine smuggler’s plane crash, a large black bear that ate much cocaine and the chaos that ensues as he chews hikers etc.
Surf fans, understandably, assumed “Cocaine Shark” would tell the true story of 1985 cocaine smugglers’ planes, trucks, cars, buses, boats etc. that crashed into a nascent surf industry and the chaos that ensued as it pushed out mid-calf length jams, fluorescent boat neck’d tee shirts and riots at Huntington Beach.
Alas, it is not but rather this sort of uninventive schlock.
Here’s back to waiting for a Kanoa Igarashi, Yago Dora, Jackson Baker heat.
climbing down cliffs to get to the beach.
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Fuck that board under Potters arm looks sick!
I think the movie will be better than the contest personally.
where does cocaine come from, again?
Three doors down. Blue Victorian with the friendly Pitbull.
Potty with hair, Frohoff, Eggyers and Brock…. How’d I do MWarshaw?
Oh and Michael T…. somewhere passed out under the car after an all night with Weasel Powder.
Odd collection of talent too…. not sure they would ever assemble without a paycheck.
underground cartel meeting at the SpeakEasy near Penis Point…? exploring the options of new drugs? or an AA meeting to spills guts!
Your point is now called Ass Point because the water is choco brown.
Dang this is next level rain.
Fuck AA. I got a weed ticket once and had to go to AA to expunge my record. What a religious joke.
snorted blow during D.A.R.E. meeting…no contrition…one time deal. bless me…one more time!
Eggers is there. 89?
What a logo! Reminds me of Rob Machado. And coke.
It’s not the shark or the bear that’s dangerous, it’s the Yeti….
“YETI has recalled 1.9 million coolers and gear cases because magnets can come detached from them, posing a risk of serious injury or death. If swallowed, two or more high-powered magnets can attract to each other or to another metal object and get stuck in the digestive system. The CPSC said if that happens, it can cause perforations, twisting and blockage of the intestines, potentially resulting in infection, blood poisoning and death.”
“The CPSC said if that happens, it can cause perforations, twisting and blockage of the intestines, potentially resulting in infection, blood poisoning and death.”
So can rocks. Yet the world is littered with them. How do we survive?
you start with sandy beaches. then advance to cobblestone beaches. then learn to hike over rivers & streams. next is cliff diving. the ultimate? ROCK DANCIN!
magnets is code word for kilo packages…
Dude CPC is all about magnets and shit. You won’t be able to digest anything more than baby food if they get their hooks into you. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Thank fuck we have a ladder sponsorship – at least if some dumb cunt swallows a ladder it will be easier to extract using a magnet
Explains why there have been no 10 point rides yet this year. They have no cooler boxes to give out because they’ve all be recalled.
Article makes no sense but geez thats a beautiful looking board under pottz’ arm. What ever happened to glen minami, is he still shaping?
Fixed fins too…. yeah, mentioned this last thread. I want to go back to that era of neutral boards. Versatile.
Blue Hawaii. Tired of Winning or LGR will know.
They were so good. Put all the local shapers on notice when they arrived in SA.
That photo reminds me of the pain of the Velcro fly on those boardies. Ouch
Rash too. Johnsons baby ointment cured it over night.
baby powder & baby laxative (to make the cut!).
yep. (scratchin em right now).
Cut up some drumlines.
I haven’t been in a movie theatre in 7 years. I try to avoid large groups in contained spaces at all times. On planes I always go for aisle or window seat. Never the middle. It only takes one time being stuck between two porkers to never make that mistake again.
dude, me too#
My mother in law told me to avoid big crowds when Covid hit, I replied “I’ve been a practicing recluse for 40 years”.
as one who follows the news: Aren’t all airports shut in due to computer failure, lack of fuel, airtower and pilot strikes, anti- demonstrations, post-pandemic anemia, supply chain failures. I mean, this shit has been going down for years now…only UFOs and balloons are allowed to fly/