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Californian title contender Griff Colapinto and coach Tom Whitaker talk turkey.
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40-26-34 by my judgin…
Did I miss it? Did I miss the battle?
still lingering ’round here. don’t know why…
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New generation girls are knocking out their heroes
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Brissa you are repeating the script you have practiced in your otherwise empty skull
Never seen Gabe surf as bad as he is surfing right now. Painful to look at.
Lakey looks old and stiff
I ain’t gonna lie, I’ve never been able to tell Lakey, Sage, and Courtney apart
yep. all 32-26-34
not too shabby, Sage is the clear favorite but damn Lakey got a nice rack
I thought the whole Marry, Bang, Kill thing was the big difference
Gabriella made a shitty wave look not bad
I’m going to build my house slowly, because money
woulda, coulda been buiilding forts 3 days ago!
Brissa… so many words and NOTHING of any coherent meaning
Cold ovaries again.
yep. pushin testes down as I write.
There’s only 273 comments 6 hours into this event. I figure that means there’s probably about 5000 total people watching this, 4.500 of them in Brazil. This is a billion dollar sports league.
Too boring to comment. So anticlimatic. So yeah the toy of a billionaire kook.
ur carrying a heavy load this day Roo
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This didn’t age well
It’s locked, which requires a subscription, which would in turn contribute to fuck head yellow hat’s success….
U ain’t missing much
Isn’t schnoz considered a slur these days?
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Brissa, the chick who won covid.
This will be Courtney’s last year on tour. Hasn’t been the same since her head injury.
Can we all agree Sally is not at tour level anymore?
If you had to have dinner with one of these groups of people who would you choose? A.) Gabe Medina B. ) Jesse Mendes C.) The “Hamburgler”, Caio Ibello D.) Felipe Toledo’s Dad E.) Shannon Hughes F.) Kolohe Andino G.) Jesse Miley Dyer, Shimmy Disco and Tyler Wright
Medina?
That is correct
K. Hole, as I’d like to learn how to be terrrible at my job but still get paid handsomely
Simple: be a blonde guy from California. Medina probably makes less than him.
Jesse Mendes is a commentator now? If there is a more vomit-inducing, hideous couple than him and his cunt wife, I’m not aware of them.
ever heard of Harry and Meghan?
Yes, I have, and I’m not prepared to say Harry and Meghan are worse than Jesse and Tatiana. Obviously both couples are huge dumpster fires.
Late to the party here, just turned this on. They interviewed Hinckel, who is Dir. of Tours/Comp. JMD is Director of Sport. So she is his boss? This has got to be the worst combination of “commissioners” to run a “professional sport” in the history of the planet Earth. WTF