"As a global sports league, the ocean is our playground, it's our office."
Environmentalists both near and far took time away from saving the planet, hours ago, in order to properly stand and applaud the World Surf League’s bold decision to change the logo for its purely performative conservationist wing. Chief of Executives Erik Logan made the exciting pivot known via inspiring missive.
Super excited to share with everyone the new re-branding for WSL One Ocean. Same vision, same work, all focused on protecting our ONE ocean.
As a global sports league, the ocean is our playground, it’s our office. With WSL One Ocean, we hope that you can join us in protecting our ONE ocean, not only for this generation of surfers, but the surfers to come.
One Ocean is known, and respected, for its important work of taking pictures of professional surfers planting small shrubs in places they aren’t needed for likes and shares on social media.
Praise was quick and near universal.
Prishumate wrote, “Huge!”
Carlos_vargasurf added, “Wow a new logo, that is so exited.”
Gordosurfcam concluded with, “As well as looking after the ocean try looking after your staff. I have been treated horribly by your toxic people.”
Small shrub, currently, being mailed to Gordosurfcam’s door with Connor O’Leary on the next flight after his elimination round heat bringing a trowel.
More as the story develops.
Were any herrings harmed or injured in the bringing of said shrubbery?
Jesus want’s ELO’s goggles and ELO wants to be crucified as a martyr for the cause. Bless!
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and now a joint statement from the NYTimes & Wash Post & Inertia & CNN & MSNBC: “We were here first. Stay outta our lane!” No comment yet from WOSL.
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The ocean(s) are not your office Eric you knob jockey!
Ni!
big green monsters are hiding under your bed, scaring our children and jet-setting across the globe to spread the fear…fear & loathing. loathsome beasts…
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Well done wosl. Kanoa and tati with their trowels planting non native plants. Building judges towers on coral reefs. Supporting the bathtub in the desert. It screams ONE word.
Let my Okies go surfing!
we do defamation of characterer tort cases…been exposed?
He could have said he identifies as a non binary lesbian LGBTQ+ (whatever shit pronoun) and just like magic the SOB would become the victim…thanks to the stupid soybean brainwashed communist wanna be stupid millenials generation the world is getting just a little crazier. I guess if it was a trans it would be all right.
Another “Be Best” initiative
See they made it blue because the ocean’s blue. Impressive, I bet it cost a fortune.
Wasting money on this shit when they could be spending it on giving us an event in a location with good waves.
Is this WSL Pure? Has purity been deflowered? Did purity consent? More questions than answers!
• Commitment and degree of difficulty
• Innovative and progressive maneuvers
• Combination of major maneuvers
• Variety of maneuvers
• Speed, power and flow
Judging scale:
[0.0 — 1.9: Poor]
[2.0 — 4.9: Fair]
[5.0 — 6.4: Good]
[6.5 — 7.9: Very Good]
[8.0 — 10.0: Excellent]
ONE appears to have been a Poor choice.
a perfect 9.999998888777 or 0.999998888777 depending on one’s bias.
WSL ONE OCEAN jumped on the bandwagon to ban fishing in California. Which makes about as much sense as the leagues’ other popular decisions; such as deciding world champions at Trestles, and proclaiming it’ normal and acceptable for men to pretend they’re women and compete against women in Women’s heats.
Be fair, they promised to make the tour carbon neutral years ago but still haven’t.
They do plant a lot of sticks everywhere they go for a greenwash photo op tho
C minus O2 = carbon + air; so build greenhouses. just like the earth did! and create more WeedMaps. which is already happening. I’m so high I don’t give a shit…everybody must get stoned!
This ELO is a dumb cunt, I’ve explained this to him numerous times – Five Oceans (Arctic, Atlantic, Indian, Pacific, Southern), One Oklahoma!
You forgot Billy Ocean.
Ocean’s 11?
we’ll just sea ’bout dat…
I prefer Frank
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