"Shrub it, kook." Photo: Narcissism
"Shrub it, kook." Photo: Narcissism

Environmentalists stand and applaud as World Surf League redesigns logo for purely performative conservationist arm!

"As a global sports league, the ocean is our playground, it's our office."

Environmentalists both near and far took time away from saving the planet, hours ago, in order to properly stand and applaud the World Surf League’s bold decision to change the logo for its purely performative conservationist wing. Chief of Executives Erik Logan made the exciting pivot known via inspiring missive.

Super excited to share with everyone the new re-branding for WSL One Ocean. Same vision, same work, all focused on protecting our ONE ocean.

As a global sports league, the ocean is our playground, it’s our office. With WSL One Ocean, we hope that you can join us in protecting our ONE ocean, not only for this generation of surfers, but the surfers to come.

One Ocean is known, and respected, for its important work of taking pictures of professional surfers planting small shrubs in places they aren’t needed for likes and shares on social media.

Praise was quick and near universal.

Prishumate wrote, “Huge!”

Carlos_vargasurf added, “Wow a new logo, that is so exited.”

Gordosurfcam concluded with, “As well as looking after the ocean try looking after your staff. I have been treated horribly by your toxic people.”

Small shrub, currently, being mailed to Gordosurfcam’s door with Connor O’Leary on the next flight after his elimination round heat bringing a trowel.

More as the story develops.

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7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
3 years ago

Were any herrings harmed or injured in the bringing of said shrubbery?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Jesus want’s ELO’s goggles and ELO wants to be crucified as a martyr for the cause. Bless!

https://www.thegatewaypundi…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

and now a joint statement from the NYTimes & Wash Post & Inertia & CNN & MSNBC: “We were here first. Stay outta our lane!” No comment yet from WOSL.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago
Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago

The ocean(s) are not your office Eric you knob jockey!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Ni!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

big green monsters are hiding under your bed, scaring our children and jet-setting across the globe to spread the fear…fear & loathing. loathsome beasts…

https://i.redd.it/2joj2k4fh…

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
3 years ago

Well done wosl. Kanoa and tati with their trowels planting non native plants. Building judges towers on coral reefs. Supporting the bathtub in the desert. It screams ONE word.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

Let my Okies go surfing!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

we do defamation of characterer tort cases…been exposed?

Gustavo Carrano
Gustavo Carrano
3 years ago

He could have said he identifies as a non binary lesbian LGBTQ+ (whatever shit pronoun) and just like magic the SOB would become the victim…thanks to the stupid soybean brainwashed communist wanna be stupid millenials generation the world is getting just a little crazier. I guess if it was a trans it would be all right.

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
3 years ago

Another “Be Best” initiative

seriously
seriously
3 years ago

See they made it blue because the ocean’s blue. Impressive, I bet it cost a fortune.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
3 years ago
Reply to  seriously

Wasting money on this shit when they could be spending it on giving us an event in a location with good waves.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Is this WSL Pure? Has purity been deflowered? Did purity consent? More questions than answers!

Otto
Otto
3 years ago

• Commitment and degree of difficulty
• Innovative and progressive maneuvers
• Combination of major maneuvers
• Variety of maneuvers
• Speed, power and flow
Judging scale:
[0.0 — 1.9: Poor]
[2.0 — 4.9: Fair]
[5.0 — 6.4: Good]
[6.5 — 7.9: Very Good]
[8.0 — 10.0: Excellent]

ONE appears to have been a Poor choice.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Otto

a perfect 9.999998888777 or 0.999998888777 depending on one’s bias.

Leosurf1
Leosurf1
3 years ago

WSL ONE OCEAN jumped on the bandwagon to ban fishing in California. Which makes about as much sense as the leagues’ other popular decisions; such as deciding world champions at Trestles, and proclaiming it’ normal and acceptable for men to pretend they’re women and compete against women in Women’s heats.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago
Reply to  Leosurf1

Be fair, they promised to make the tour carbon neutral years ago but still haven’t.

They do plant a lot of sticks everywhere they go for a greenwash photo op tho

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

C minus O2 = carbon + air; so build greenhouses. just like the earth did! and create more WeedMaps. which is already happening. I’m so high I don’t give a shit…everybody must get stoned!

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

This ELO is a dumb cunt, I’ve explained this to him numerous times – Five Oceans (Arctic, Atlantic, Indian, Pacific, Southern), One Oklahoma!

Mapski
Mapski
3 years ago

You forgot Billy Ocean.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Ocean’s 11?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

we’ll just sea ’bout dat…

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

I prefer Frank

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

Download the Shrub-hub app today!


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