“Why? That’s so ugly! People are crazy!” says Gabriel Medina.
The surfing world has exploded this morning after Sara Taylor, a stylish American goofyfooter currently on vacay in Bali, posted video of a Brazilian surfer attacking her ostensibly over a two-foot wave.
“After being dropped in on on my first wave, the guy’s friend punched me in the head and then after being confronted about hitting me, he attacked Charlie on the beach for filming him,” writes Taylor. “This is insane, does anyone know who they are?”
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A who’s who from the surf and skate world, including world champion surfers Gabriel Medina and Mick Fanning, as well as skate icons Ed Templeton, Tony Alva, weighed in on the stoush.
“What weak humans,” said Fanning.
“Why? That’s so ugly! People are crazy!” wrote Medina.
Following a post from the skater Nora Vasconcellos, Ed Templeton wrote, “Anyone know these dorks?”
And, Alva, “Lock ‘em up!”
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Kelly Slater, meanwhile, doxxed the alleged attacker @jp_azevedosurf writing, “Get this guy sent home where he belongs.
Thousands of other comments follow a similar theme with some, notably Brazilian surfers embarrassed by the incident, promising an imminent vengeance.
She was the bully first, then became the bullied side, then the “victim” on social media… How ironic huh?!
Since gender is a social construct and doesn’t exist, this is basically just violence among “equals”.
Let them bang!
Oh and the penis reference was just a comedic play on words. I learned long ago that it’s about capability not size when it comes to our penis. Sorry you missed that.
Haha. In fact I’m more than happy to regularly highlight the obvious deficiencies of those from the same white male race as me. Including many from South Africa.
Take it from frank miller https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Jesus. Went straight into the side of a black cab one night, dark street, rain pissing down, fucker cut me off to have enough radius to do a u-turn to pick up someone across the street. Right in front of me. Was riding a deadbeat bike, smashed the brakes, went sliding straight into that piece of shit. Lesson learned , never again i rode with worn out brake pads or shit tires.
I can’t help but wonder what happened to cause the deliberate drop in. Can we roll back the tape five minutes before the insta clip starts and get an un-cut un-edited copy of the video? Punching girls that look like dudes in the head is no bueno but there might be more to this story. Bad manners perhaps?
See above and love how you hate losing
Huh, I don’t have any negatives feelings towards short people but clearly your small penis is a trigger for you.
In his defense, I thought it was Oscar Langbourne
This was all over Brazil’s MSM today. His ex shared a picture of his handiwork . He literally broke her skull.
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wow – he is a piece of shit !!
guess he going to get what’s coming – and if this was my daughter well there would be violence!!
Total POS
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For all the comedy here basically the violence not needed and i certainly wouldn’t be punching a female in the surf – but scrolled through that little video of hers – straight to the 2 min mark – she pushes a guy off lays a couple fists on his board post that, and then 20 secs later she dropping in on a lid!!
Dont condone it but perhaps aggression and violence follow this Sara around??
As per the photo above – extreme violence now possibly needed!!
I don’t expect anybody to be assaulted and not defend themselves.
That being said, you know damn well that there’s significantly less women assaulting men than the other way around. Not to mention the physical disparity. (And before you ask, yeah, I believe in biology )
And no, I don’t ask men to do anything for me.
Here’s a fun thing:
Earlier today, as this story began unfolding, Stab ran it on their IG, and one of the early commenters was none other than North Shore hero/legend-in-his-own-lunchtime/bellend, Johnny Boy Gomes. He entered the comment thread with some machismo-laden blathering crap that basically went along the lines of ‘let me at him / I’ll gladly pay my own ticket to Bali’ to which somebody swiftly replied with words to the effect of “Aren’t you the cunt who punched Jodie Cooper?”. Anyway, later on I went back to the thread to see if he’d responded, and not only could I not find his comment, but it would appear that Johnny Boy Gobshite has deleted his account. So there you go – we have misogynists and bullies of all shapes and sizes getting owned today. Nice to see at least some good come from a horrible situation.
Just noticed that this was mentioned earlier in the thread. Anybody manage to screen-grab the funtimes before Johnny-Bae queefed into his black-shorts?
The post and his account are still there. Maybe you didn’t scare him enough?
Wow, you really don’t like John Gomes. Show us where he hurt you.
Well some of what I write is for comedic effect, but you’re right. I generally dislike bullies and especially men who hit women.
Rode a bike for many miles back and forth in central London, couldn’t agree more.
More or less at the same time eletric cars (and double decker buses) started popping up everywhere. The way they silently crept up behind you was so freakish.
Settle down ya scallywag
So, any update from the coconut wireless anyone? Season hasn’t started yet, and so, trusty informants are hard to come by. Only post-pandemic Ubudians transplanted down to the Bukit rubbing ass at the Istana’s purification bonfire to be found at this stage.
I had no idea Jews were so sensitive about their height.
According to the Jewish Encyclopedia, Jewish people are a bit shorter than non Jews
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It’s a vimeo clip on her insta, she jumps on him about 2 mins in: https://vimeo.com/547612259
What goes around comes around…
She does twice on this video and does it regularly when someone drop in, it was just a matter of time until she finds her match in the water.
Yes, I am and will always support violence towards men who hit women.
And “they” could be anyone willing to teach him manners.
Fuck off
Awww, did that hurt your feelings. Need to talk to someone about it? Brazzos have a rep for a reason. Clean up your shit fucktard.
That doesn’t give you the right to be racist, fuckwad.