Surf great Kelly Slater continues assault on trans rights as Kid Rock shoots up case of Bud Light in protest of Tik Tok influencer: “Hahahaha. No words necessary!”

Stupid is as stupid likes.

Onetime rock rapper Kid Rock made much news, today, after pulling an assault rifle on three possibly innocent cases of beer and really letting them have it. At issue, Bud Light, maker of aforementioned beer, decided to give a trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney her own customized can as a one off gift along with, probably, monies to hold up a traditional can of the less-than-satisfying brew and saying sports things.

The campaign, lame like all influencer campaigns are, really made Kid Rock mad as he leveled an assault rifle then showed his middle finger to a cellular phone.

The world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater, never shy anywhere on social media, very much enjoyed the post, commenting, “Hahahaha. No words necessary.”

Whatever your position on trans social media influencers, aged rock rappers, beer violence, etc. can we all just agree that Kelly Slater is a dumb shit?

I think we can.

The great uniter!

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SeverelyLtd
SeverelyLtd
3 years ago

Kelly has united me. Does any surfer really celebrate Mulvaney? (Don’t throw Hippy, Lolo, or VoNR in my face, do they surf? Competently?)

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
3 years ago

The real GOAT of wrestling. My hero.

HamSammish
HamSammish
3 years ago

The guy had Pam Anderson. Clearly he’s not confused about what sammish to put his pickle in.

MoMoneyNoMoney98
MoMoneyNoMoney98
3 years ago

Always bashing on Slater for no reason. This whole trans crap is just polluting our childrens minds in an already polluted world! Thank God for people like Kid Rock and Kelly Slater!

Jay222
Jay222
3 years ago

TTue comments about Pam , apparently its acceptable to denigrate women whilst elevating transgender women. Sums up the pathetic hypocrisy

Jay222
Jay222
3 years ago

Looking at those comments about Pam, apparently it’s acceptable to denigrate women whilst elevating transgender women. Sums up the pathetic state of affairs

Jay222
Jay222
3 years ago

Looking at these comments about Pam, apparently it’s okay to denigrate women whilst elevating transgender women. Sums the pathetic state of affairs really .

Alfred
Alfred
3 years ago

Maybe Kelly just wants the trans to get the mental help they need rather than seeing their delusions be embraced by corporations looking to cash in on the latest fad?

Lolo
Lolo
3 years ago

You can take the boy out of Florida, but you can’t take the Florida out of the boy…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

“It’s not our cuntry to save…think global, but act local.”

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
3 years ago

And an ex student
https://youtu.be/xG3yGdQYwqg

fkenyon820
fkenyon820
3 years ago

Chas, loved your book. But seriously, who cares. I’m here to read about surfing; I get enough of this from mainstream media. Somebody’s “rights” are continually being trampled on these days. I don’t care what Kid Rock does. For the record, I am NOT a fan of his. I don’t care what Kelly thinks about anything, either. We are no longer 12 years old or in high school, and people have different opinions. If you want to be trans, go for it. You have my blessing. But this article is simply a bore.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

ur order, Sir? “Fine! I’ll take the (s)Pam on rye.”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Russians & Chinese influencers seems to be everywhere in the news cycle…since the 1900s!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

we’re still waiting for the results of testosterone test…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Say triggered again

J H
J H
3 years ago

Hmmm…Kelly knows what a woman is so how is he the dumb one?

Dylan and his five o’clock shadow are most certainly not female.

J H
J H
3 years ago

That really shouldn’t be funny but it is.

Well done.

J H
J H
3 years ago

Or…real men drink Bud Light.

Beachnative
Beachnative
3 years ago

Kid who?


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