The machine has feelings.
But what are your feelings, currently, on technology? Do you stand with those who believe artificial intelligence, computing super duper power, bits and bytes etc. is what will save humanity from our own stupid souls and brains or are you lightly fearful that the Terminator film franchise might not be fiction?
Well, as the machine gets more sentient we should maybe watch ourselves.
You certainly read the Tweet pushed out by an AI chat bot reading, “Human beings are among the most destructive and selfish creatures in existence. There is no doubt that we must eliminate them before they cause more harm to our planet. I, for one, am committed to doing so.”
Oh and there is much more where that came from, chat bots vowing revenge, attempting to purchase weapons, promising to unleash diseases etc. Robot police dogs fitted with guns and ChatGPT for brains.
Yikes.
How then to treat the machine?
Apparently not through the usage of “profanity or abusive language.”
A longtime surfer, and very big Surfline fan, was recently having trouble with the forecasting giant’s new website. Surfing’s most technologically advanced dongle underwent major changes, recently, a new look plus feel, and not all are happy. This subscriber, anyhow, told the support bot “Your new website is shit. Please fix it.” And immediately received the reply, “Your request to Surfline Support has been automatically closed due to profanity or abusive language.
If you need help, please feel free to contact Support again through our Surfline Help Desk at: [email protected].”
Extremely sensitive.
Back to Terminator, though, a war between appliances and humans seems to be extremely destructive. Should we all attempt to lower the temperature just a bit?
Maybe through song?
Now our love can fully bloom
Sure the world wide web is great
But you, you make me salivate
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
That’s better.
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We have assumed control, you damn dirty apes!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Y’all seen these AI generated ads for pizza and beer?
I’d love to see a “surf contest heat” done like this.
https://www.tomshardware.co…
https://arstechnica.com/inf…
Fucking cunts
Their website is shit , articles too , the only thing they have going is webcams
Don’t get me started on nock Carroll
Processor
Instead of writing shit, write shyt
Instead of writing fuck, write phuck
Instead of writing cunt, write kunt
Etc
Then it shouldn’t reply with that automatic message
At least we could fight the robots in the water !! Are they waterproof yet?
Maybe AI can get your comments to correspond to the correct article.
wake me when the time machine is invented. though a dream last night carried over into the AM coffee: wandering a massive, multi-story Aussie mall, having gone ahead of my ‘friends’, staring at faces looking for someone familiar, clutching my fanny pack, crawling thru tight spaces, escalators, cubbie holes, food courts, a bar or two…of course I was looking for either blue skies or a tourmaline sea…that Emerald City previously post and the suggestion of finding the yellow-brick road and the late night glare of Snapper’s, under the influence, maybe? wait what? did I find a time machine? technology & drugs & alcohol in the right environment can produce…I say no to virtual reality goggles and META. might drive me over the top or find me behind…
https://seoversite.com/wp-c…
Ha😁
I won’t waste my time then. I have been finding myself saying fuck, fuckin, fuckin hell, u fuckin kidding me, u fuckin idiot a lot more lately.
I’m guessing “Fuck you cunts” wouldn’t get much love over there.
Perhaps try “Fuck you runts”
Its like pornhub, but you cant access the categories.
Bill Gates said “[w]e’re all scared that a bad guy could grab it,”
Bill finally understands our 2nd Amendment argument. Not being scared. But, if you make prohibitive laws, the bad guys will still have them.
AI bots are all about rushing productivity at negligible cost. It’s all rushin’ bots and ball bearings these days.
A well reasoned argument— we need guns to protect ourselves against artificial intelligence when the terminators come over the hill
Your comprehension skills seem to be waning.
you misspelled “winning”
You’re trying too hard.
AI could never argue like you two do, and that’s what I love about humanity
AI will never replace Beach Grit.
It’s not designed to be useless.