“The top sole mirrors the moon’s surface while the bottom represents turtle scales.”
Not a dry eye in the house, as they say, after the embargo lifted on the press release for Kelly Slater’s latest biz venture, what the champ describes as a “sustainable and performance driven” footwear brand.
Called Klly, and unfairly lambasted by Chas Smith earlier today, Slater has “discovered a niche in the in the footwear industry” with a sandal that “can stand up to the rigors of daily wear and outdoor adventures and at the same time, helps to reduce the environmental impact of the fashion industry.”
Further,
“The first item to hit the market is the sandal, influenced by Slater’s renowned surfing career. Inspired by the relationship between the moon and the ocean, the sandal is made using recycled material, uses BLOOM technology (derived from algae), and provides a high level of cushioning, durability, responsiveness and water resistance.
“For the design of the sandal, Kelly was particularly moved by the mysterious and special relationship between the moon and sea turtle. Turtles have 13 large scales that represent the 13 lunar cycles in each year and 28 smaller scales that represent the days in each cycle. As a tribute to these coexisting forces, Kelly designed the top of the sandal to mirror the moon’s surface while the bottom sole represents the turtle’s scales. Additional styles and sizing are set to release later this year.”
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“Kelly was particularly moved by the mysterious and special relationship between the moon and sea turtle”
you what now?
Only available in sizes 1 through 11.
Breaking: tried to order 1,000 BG Great White Shark Bath Bombs for The KY Pool Contest. might be out-of-stock. question. does it come with a rope?
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for every pound of algae extracted, Klly will plant ten pounds. unless, of course he uses Calerpa toxifolia, a climax algae that will fill the Med Sea unless scientists can stop it.
Just remove the two LL’s and call them KY – tag line can be ‘They slip on easily’
Also DYK? Many species of sea turtles nest in the very location they were born using the earth’s geomagnetic field
Michelob Ultra is a brittle beer.
I hope my legs don’t break, walking on the moon.
but seriously, who is gonna shell out for a pair..
Just woke up and forgot to check Klly’s social feeds, eeek. How can I go to work without his latest opinion on congress’ potential regulation of AI or his take on the latest salvo on missile systems in the Ukraine?
I just wish he would wake up before me, time wise, and help my day get started for all the arguments I’m sure to engage in.
Klly, you owe it to your legion of fans globally.
Taylor would never leave her friends wanting more.
Woke up this morning and my dog was dead , I thought that’ll teach the bitch.
Gonna crack open a can of purps to celebrate and bless this entrepreneurial endeavor.
I think he just needs to stay on social media , and stay away for the reality of business!
rumor is he’s using recycled Firecraps…..and Thai sticks , so if they aren’t confortabel or wear out quik at least ya can smoke ya thongs afterwards???
“Recycled thai stick”
Chlorophyll only has one life.
klly is starting his transition
This is outrageous.
Obviously my imminent market entry with
KRREN – ‘footwear for wingeing cunt in us all’
has been blatently plagiarised.
Legals drafting cease and desist letter as I type..
KLLY.. you cunt.
no stinkin cuntain’s
klly’s targeted customers. better hurry!
https://youtu.be/VHMnoBvG_1A
Believing your own hype, smelling your own farts. Same difference
So, this is it!
11 world Surfing titles, countless victories over 40 years, greatest surfer in the history of the world!
Flogging off Thai made thongs to fund his retirement?
sad, just very, very sad……
Reminded me of this https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
https://losangeles.craigsli…
But do the have bottle openers?
Of course, what do you think they do with the turtle beaks.
got ab shells & american spirits stuffed…cigs out~
rusty’s the beak…https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.ne…
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