Brazilian fans distraught, weeping on beach etc, as eleven-time world champion Kelly Slater misses event due to illness.
Comment live, Vivo Rio Pro, as desperately ill Kelly Slater officially a no-show for eighth consecutive year!
No Kelly Slater means many sad Brazilian surf fans.
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” Desperately Ill ” …fkn hell.
So what is the criteria?
Is it a vibe posted on YouTube?
Is it changing from contest to contest and even heat to heat?
You would think it’s kinda important the WSL explains how it choose its winners?
World Slop League excelling itself with backwashy 2 foot shit , why Brasil? is it ever good there?
e-go shaves his legs because the inertia told him it would improve his paddle power.
No swell for the foreseeable future either
STEPH GOES LEFT! and loses in ER…saw it on my own northing eyes!
need a brazilian wax job? sponsored by the ladder lady…
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we are equally created and as surfers “all of us started in the shorepound, like baby turtles…only to head out to sea and ultimately find our birthin beach and crawl up to the dunes…” said Kaipo as he railed Madonna…
what the cam is not showin us. behind the judges stand…https://http://www.bannerworld.co.uk/wp-co...
I wonder how many liters Mitch uses on his grovellers?
Jetski rides to get past the 1ft shorebreak. Very environmentally friendly
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I actually like kypo, but Mitchell Salazar really bothers me.
Poor Kaipo being stuck on the booth with dumb and dumber
How bad is this commentary?
mangina heats next up?
It’s the girls !
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The commentary team are at each other’s necks!
The whole thing reeks of desperation
Watching the death throes of professional surfing is compelling in its own way
mitch has a combo of mexican victim mindset, a bit of adhd and dyslexia, and just the right amount of self centeredness to be in his own little world, constantly cutting people off, making outlandish claims on competitors waves, favoriting surfers clearly, and not even answering questions in casual convo but just rambling… super unprofesh commentating tbh
Did you mean overbearing pain in the arse ?
This is dire
crowd estimate: 3,500 with no snipers observed. “We’re clear…”