But a sympathetic ear awaits.
All’s quiet on the social and regular media World Surf League front, today, disturbingly hush hush. You are certainly very aware that nearly a week ago, professional surfing exploded in a ball of pent up rage. An insurrection after judging at the Surf Ranch Pro was deemed entirely not good by three former champions, each hailing from Brazil. Surf fans and surfers, alike, took sides, most directing ire at the World Surf League itself for being confusing and dumb. Chief Executive Erik Logan thought it would be a good idea to victim shame and patronize and the insurrection morphed into a full on war mostly against him.
An all out boom.
Stories were written about the World Surf League’s major problem, even reaching the mainstream media. Surf media focusing on little else than incompetence at the top.
The most focused upon thing in World Surf League history save Mick Fanning’s dance with a South African shark.
Yesterday, Dave Prodan, the Chief Strategy Officer took to the airwaves for his podcast The Lineup and decided the chief strategy would be to entirely ignore Gabriel Medina, Felipe Toledo, Italo Ferreira and the burning landscape. He got together with Mitch Salazar, who was there in the booth, calling the action, and spoke only of Caitlin Simmers and the “winners and losers” of the Surf Ranch Pro with zero mention of the mess or defense of embattled leader Logan.
A wild bit of head-in-sand and/or utter condescension.
Completely wild.
Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer, never shy to pat her own back and celebrate herself and what she does for the World Surf League, equality, being an icon to the next generation, etc. has gone on a record breaking quiet streak, neither commenting nor storying for an entire five days. Her longest previous break was fifteen hours. No helping hand or rodeo clown attempt to deflect some of the heat from beset commander Logan.
Five days of standing quietly to the side and watching the Oklahoman Chief Executive, their barrel buddy, sway lonely in the breeze.
But have you ever encountered such a thing yourself? Attacked for some reason, or another, only to have colleagues or friends completely abandon you? It happened to me, once, when the aforementioned Mick Fanning complimented me but did so with a angry sneer. Fellow surf journalist Tim Baker was standing right there and could have had my back but did not and watched me get trotted out of the house against my will in order to receive punishment.
Sad.
I wonder if Logan feels sad right now? Feels abandoned by his fellow chiefs. If he doesn’t, he should and can reach out for a sympathetic ear.
David Lee Scales and I, anyhow, discussed his ineptitude on our weekly chat, scooping Prodan, I suppose. I call him a boob multiple times so maybe he won’t reach out but you can listen and decide if I provided tough love or was simply tough in an unhelpful sort of way.
I appreciate it.

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And to make things a bit worse, if possible, wsl post on its Instagram a video of Filipe Toledo giving two airs in a wave, as if that was any deserving of a score:
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“when eagles fail to fly…” ELO going over the script.
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really spicey?
got milk?
New beach grit shirt https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
As a WSL fan I must ask, can I buy it white?
Like my porn
I don’t do black
Looks like a typical day in the merewether carpark
Dunno – not my end of town
You like nobbys?
Just finished the full ep, one of your finest yet
A podcast to discuss another podcast. Wild times we are in.
Your always so negative Charles!
One day you will make a great wife!
Or a fucken Jew?
One of the two!
Albert Pujols could land big broadcasting gig?
as a Padre~
How would Kaipo pronounce his name?
pulpo or crab cakes from the next vendor that returns my calls…
Shellfish Bastardization Sushi.
Padre.
Mayhem…from the Dominican Republick…of Narnia~
Sooo much Chronicles!
Albert poo holes
More meth?
Trick question : from the top of a ladder
don’t see anybody in the water. put up the blackball flag and let the juvenile great whites feed on those navigating and/or crawlin’ into the shore pound. how you’s southies doing? more fireworks? #sharkgrit
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courtesy max chiange and happy surfers
judging at WSL is a joke. To call it not bias is to believe that a one arm hooker in New Orleans is a safe night out. Yeah, No. The sport will never have credibility with the current assignments and judging protocol. Kelly Slater being around till 100 does not help. The short of it is a sport that at best has under currents of bigotry. This has been going on for years. I expected that the champion this year is Aus/SAfr or US. The new formatt allows the league to stack the card- top 5 at the finals. On the woman side you already started to see this plus the cut there destroys the womens sport to 10 surfer seasons. Nobody currently there has an answer. Credibility as it is will reach new talent and will be out as a sport in the Olympics by 2030
Pro surfing is totally credible.
So is my bum crack!
Don’t you mean “never been barreled buddy?”
If owned the Surf Ranch for years and STILL had never been tubed, I’d check into a cheap motel, wrap a belt around my neck, wrap a hand around my hog, and pull both until I was dead.
You know, so my family didn’t have to be ashamed that I own a tube machine but have never been tubed.
FYI – Pools don’t produce tubes, they make thin water coverings.
Tim hung you out. Not too surprised.
He’s a real journalist, ya know. Objectivity and who, why where type journalism. Very proud of his tenure. Should be.
Except.
You are not a journalist if Rip Curl pays you to write a biography of their star athlete.
That is called Sales Copy.
Now this upset Tim enough to reach out. He never refuted my claim, he resented my claim. He was a pro, I was just a new sarcastic. Did not mind that insult one bit. Only thing was, Nick coined that phrase. Nick is very talented. It was easier writing for a monthly magazine than a comment section. Remember lads, he took a seat at this very bar after he did his futile best to stain blogging.
Prickly ol bastards, you bet.
inTIMidAions
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Doing the whole black and white minstrel thing.
So 100 years ago
Mammy!
That’s one fantastically untroubled forehead
My favourite thing about the shot of you, Mick and Tim is that it’s still only the second best photo you’ve ever been involved in
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I can’t wait until that one gets painted.
Sistine Chapel, the Louvre or Smithsonian, permanent residence?
he’s inching towards laguna and artsy, farsty boutiques…and Tim to drop laced snowflake. but really wants del mar!
I liked Ashton’s sucking up at OBSF look. Better than the current sucking up on the North Shore look.
tatoo it. print it. keep you’s shirts on. or not?
Lemoore billboard next yr? Better yet, Trestles billboard this year.
Any one wearing head coverings in that photo is a looser!
Scales says theres something like Weinstein going in the WSL and then says he can’t talk about it?
DOUCHE don’t say anything at all
Well there’s no need to get touchy about it.
Thank you, tip your server.
Agree. It’s poor form to tip toe around something as serious as what he is suggesting. Did the same when talking about Owen Wright’s brain injury, a lot of winks and nods but nothing of substance
He’s tremendously afraid of being sued but also letting you know that he’s in the know. Reality is if you want to know, you just need to buddy up to someone on the inside of the tour. Rumors fly-ith quickly. They might not all be true but where’s theres smoke, theres fire.
Tim Baker is a company man.
Albert Pujols could land big broadcasting gig?
have you read his new book?
The one that Elo edited for him?
Rather join a circle jerk
Time for a new billboard, Chas.
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Tim “ big business “ baker.
Sold paradise and can’t afford pay for a parking spot
Surfer – you either are or you aren’t. Erika is aren’t. Time to for this kook to move on.
I dunno where I stand on this. I like griffin but really like no shit I think italo won. And I really don’t like Brazil (as a whole). E loo whatever, is everything wrong with surfing, the stiff shaka, the fake smile, he looks like the kind of guy who only buys his weed from a reputable dispensery to avoid shannigans. China boards? Must be great because they make so many, type attitude. He looks like the dude that hires me to fuck his wife while he sits in the cuck chair at the Santa Barbara best Western.
Thank you for calling out the fraudulent shaka. Dumb haole’s always look dummer making fake shaka.
Sooooo Rick Kane…