Please don't stop the music...
What is your favorite DJ Khaled song? It’s a trick question! Each are works of pure art and impossible to rank. It would be like asking Megan Fox or Brian Austin Green “Who is your favorite daughter?” Futile and, frankly, rude. So you can understand the abundance of thoughts and prayers that came pouring in from all corners, yesterday, when it was revealed that the plus-sized music man was injured whilst riding an e-foil in in Miami.
Anyone who has ever dabbled knows that mastering an e-foil is… well, I guess not that difficult. I am not usually a quick study though was up and flying across a Wyoming lake on my very first attempt. A natural, maybe. There is an issue, I suppose, of finding the balance point. Too far forward and the nose dives into the water. Too far back and the thing shoots skyward, which is where we find dear DJ Khaled.
The manner in which he tumbles is particularly worrisome, as either the foil or the propeller could have removed his head from his torso. Deadly. Mercifully the damage only required a light massage.
Still debilitating.
Expert foiler Michael Schwab, anyhow, weighed in, writing, “You were attempting to e-foil, which is a lot harder than surfing, thank goodness you didn’t hit the foil! Hope you are back on the course asap!”
Oh. Is it? Well maybe I’m a sort of e-foil prodigy then.
The Kolohe Andino of still waters.
Very cool.
Back to DJ Khaled, though, light a candle for him today please.
Thank you.
Lol. Just now seeing this first time since I posted fitbit down. No. I don’t have insta. I’m sorry.
Unless something (very) recently changed, “Plus Size” is a very accurate description of this individual. Not exactly sure what all the fuss is about.
Keep up the work Chas.
Don’t have time to read. Plus sized. Water. Accident?
Harpooned???
Sending prays and ozempic
Way to make the non-story more about your sick k foil skills while putting down DJ Kaled and giving zero info about his injury. Oh wait, he just fell in the water and didn’t get hurt, so you’re full of shit. Nice.
Trash, click bait at its finest.
Also, learn how to write properly and proof read your garbage before submitting it, douche-nozzle.
Hope The Great Artist Dj Khalid is recovering okay , but what’s with the plus size comment . Why would you comment on his weight . Very tacky ! Especially in today’s world . He couldn’t just be a Great Artist we all love . It’s deplorable that this header was allowed to be printed. It’s 2023 commenting on a person’s size is so out of style in any decade . Get it together Beachgrit !
Total trash article and author. Still debilitating, lol.
Beach Grit gets moved to the spam files.
I don’t care that it’s a poorly written click bait article. I came here because you wrote “plus size” in the title. Wtf does that have to do with anything about this story? Why does a person’s physical appearance here matter in the slightest? That alone told me you’re a trash writer. The alleged content you authored simply backs up my initial impression. I hope you have the day you deserve. Cheers.
Some things are not meant for Plus Size Men/Women! #RealTalk
hard to find the team to root fur…fanatics dismayed!
He looks like he dove in the water!
But they make tasty schnitzels…
Nope…just literally a Lead Zeppelin
What a dumbass article! And “plus sized”?? Why not just say musical artist?
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correction: Megan Fox has three sons.
Shouldn’t he be backing up Stacy Abrams at a buffet somewhere?
TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ASS MISLEADING DUMBASS ARTICLE DOWN
So he’s a quadriplegic now or dead? Can’t tell from your writing…
most people already know whales cannot fly