Kelly Slater on call as wedding officiant?
Of all the things that could have happened this year, was an alien spaceship crashing in Las Vegas and getting captured on police footage days after whistleblowers let it be known that the United States government has been sitting on twelve-ish UFOs for a long time high on your list of probabilities? What about Griffin Colapinto rounding into form and dominating the World Surf League?
Weird times.
Weird but delightful, the weirdest and most delightful, maybe, is the coupling of Bill Murray and Kelis. The beloved comedian, a surf world fixture, and the iconic songstress have, allegedly, been dating for a few short weeks now but have “hit it off” and are “spending time together.”
Back in January, Vegas was placing odds at 1/100000000000 on that one.
According to the report in Glamour, “Murray was spotted at Kelis’ Mighty Hoopla festival performance in Brockwell Park, South London on June 3. The actor proved to be a big fan by meeting up with Kelis post-show and snagging a quick pic (also featuring rapper Children of Zeus). If it were just one show, I’d guess that Murray is just a really big fan of ‘Milkshake,’ but the actor has allegedly been spotted at other Kelis shows, though the timeline is unclear.”
Though Murray is 72 and Kelis is 43, the age difference does not appear to be an issue leading surf fans to wonder if wedding bells are over the horizon and also if Kelly Slater might be called to officiate.
The Caddyshack star and 11x World Champion are wonderful friends, golfing etc. together. After a recent outing, Slater wondered, “Has anyone ever spent the day with Bill Murray and not smiled all day? A memorable day in my life.”
Standing in front of a beaming audience, love in the air and pronouncing the two man and wife would certainly eclipse.
Heart-warming.
Back to aliens, though, and the one just spotted in Nevada by a teenager who described the creature as having a “weird-looking face” and said, “I looked at it in the eyes, and my body just froze like having sleep paralysis.”
It must be noted that World Surf League CEO Erik Logan has been missing since the insurrection at Surf Ranch some two weeks ago.
More as the story develops.
here’s Bill’s number: 555-1257
here’s Christine Ricci’s…#
here’s Jonah Hill’s…$
here’s Chuck Barkley-Drainer… (see TMZ photo below)
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Never heard of “Kelis”. Is he important for doing something worthy of note?
11 time milkshake world champ.
The Apple Watches have also disappeared from the competitor’s wrists
Soon to be replaced with large rainbow inclusion bands… Stay tuned!
Maybe the smartest thing the WSL has done. Probably get a machete to the wrist down there wearing one of those.
Fakbuk/Twatter Rule No. #26:
The SALUTE to sugar cane field workers, must be over utilized by all who seek attention.
Should aliens be looking for signs of intelligent life on earth and were to come across the BG community, they’d quickly move on to other planets.
Ps how about a Gavin Beschen badge?
first line of defense; soldier on comrades
When ‘Dirty Dirk Ziff’s key employees go missing for two weeks, they’re unlikely to be heard of again, ever, apparently.
Fingers crossed anyway…