Designer carry-on bags, Viennese lip balm, fois gras for breakfast!
Surfers are known for many things. Neck tans, sandy floorboards of aged pickup trucks, wax under fingernails, sea turtle shell moon sandals, dumb mouths, pterygiums, volume calculators, saltwater crust on favorite R. t-shirts, etc. They are not known for decadent bourgeois lifestyles but I suppose Laird Hamilton has always gone his own way.
The multi-disciplinary waterman never doesn’t fascinate. From inventing standup paddleboarding to re-defining what it means to work out in a swimming pool, Hamilton has made an indelible mark of our surfing world. When he speaks it behooves us to listen to the world’s sexist over-sixty year-old.
The latest wisdom pours from a Forbes interview wherein Hamilton shares travel secrets.
What are some?
Well, the best thing he ever ate was “unforgettably delicious fois gras from a farm restaurant in Bordeaux.” He typically flys first or biz class. His favorite piece of luggage is a Yves St. Laurent carry-on, he always brings Viennese lip balm, “radical moisturizer” and extra expensive non-fluoride toothpaste. He has a “luxury” pillow and enjoys macadamia nuts which are considered “the most expensive nut in the world.”
Would you have guessed that the adonis was so luxe?
Very cool.
This story number 4980 has been brought to you by Laird Superfood which can be force fed to geese for extra delicious liver down the road.
add foil boarding to his “introductions to surfing” and he is sitting is right up there behind Saddam and Hilter for shitty fucking Legacies
Thanks a lot cunt
FYI
Pops AhChoy invented SUPing.
Says the guy who lunched and dined daily at the finest French bistros in Manhattan a couple months ago and bemoaned the lack of them in So Cal. 🙂
I’d pay a monthly fee if it was an option but can’t stand ads.
Weird font choice, with shades of cold war – era Cyrillic.
Is there meant to be some sort of communist or Russian link in the story?
A good graphics editor wouldn’t let that fly unless there was a reason.
Or possibly Incan inspired, with a tenuous connection to some of the super food ingredients in his range.
But Im not going to read the article so will never know.
Laird is the only surfer publicly traded on Nasdaq. Shares at 1.28 on Fridays close.
Im not an epidemiologist, but i look at this and just turn away.
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Fuck. I was looking for a sign to eat more ethically. This is it. What cunts.
I’m just here waitin’ for the breathless story on what Kelly will reveal in regards to the ongoing Sunny Garcia story.
That cunt’s neck is to thick
Too much girth?
Once heard a girl say “big necker, little pecker”.
maybe you heard red neck , red peck?
Chopes via S_line: 11th thru 14th…6 feet climbing to 10. favorable winds. be there!
sifting thru BG archives, five years past or so. and am amazed at the tenacity with which you covered the Beth-to-Elo conversion. and whatever you post “post Elo” this shot of his baby studio face looking for a black nipple reveals a transition that is more horrifying than any other gender-bender. and presto, Laird was Riding Giants while Oklahoma thru Route 66 then Oprah was weening the ‘not so stud.’ in perspective, Heroes are Still Hard to Find. more Kenny Powers!
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What ads? Install 18blocker
Hmmm, I must not forget to send him a couple of packets astros Oaken Nuts with Dingle berries.
Air cured. See what he thinks.
fruit loops and/or frosted flakes…
Use DuckDuckGo.
It all disappears.
found the perfect chick for fapping…used DDG to access P_Hub. ur right, O…they erased her.
Laird has bad surfing style, haha. NonJohn is jealous anyway.
Laird (burger) and JJF (the first) can both drag their butts to slow down. I, like all hollywood stars, toss my butts outside a car window, or directly onto the ground…have never seen a surfer toss a butt into the water. wait. what? Nuuhiwa just tossed a dube into the water prior to his heat at the (who dat sponsor then?) the Huntingon Open. (source: Five Summer Stories, Part 2-3/4.)
Open thread for Wallex HB Open begins here:
“Can’t see the waves thru the fog and haze and pollution. Honey, roll up a dube!”