"LOOK WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO SURF TODAY !!!"
The planned fight between South Africa’s Elon Musk and the world’s manliest boy Mark Zuckerberg appears to be off but that has not stopped the Facebook founder from “training for his MMA debut.” Zuckerberg, 39 going on 12, has not been shy about his falling in love with combat sport. His social media feeds constantly showcasing “rolling” with this or that fight star. He has a blue belt in Brazilian jiujitsu and appears to be learning the strike game these days.
Alas, there was once a time, and not long ago, where only surfing sparked the 5’7 145 lber’s eye. Dalliances with Kai Lenny, who described his as “super cool, super fit.” Admitting to tackling “big waves.
Surfers, who had grown accustomed to and even fond of his attention, maybe taking it for granted, left cold and sad with his embrace of indoor gymnasiums and dojos.
But a glimmer of hope?
For just hours ago, Mikey Musumeci, a five-time International Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Federation black belt champion, was taught to surf by Zuckerberg himself in what appears to be an exchange.

“LOOK WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO SURF TODAY !!!” the 27-year-old captioned his post. “So many hours of training today and also my first time ever surfing (my surf professor @zuck) !! Having so much fun!!!!”
Surf Professor Zuck responded, “You nailed wake surfing your first session! And thanks for the training.”
Not all were ecstatic at the union.
“You are an awful individual. How many lives have you and the rest of the lizards ruined?” Santbc commented.
“Stop buying friends Richie Rich,” dnymarban added.
“@zuck is the enemy @mikeymusumeci he helped censor licensed phd dr during covid. His part of the problem. Never forget what they did we can forgive them but never forget,” lilpaul84 hit back.
“This man helped contribute to your coach losing his gym – and now you’re surfing with him? Embarrassing,” littlechild.bjj threw down.
Tough crowd.
In any case, is BJJ and wake surfing in the same day the new snowboarding and regular surfing in the same day?
Think upon it.
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how does anyone come to the conclusion that dude is wearing “baggy” shorts when the guy to his right is clearly wearing the same exact thigh hugging jorts?
Syntax error
Jew jitsu?
Jonah laid the challenge already…
(from the archives)
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
That makes sense maybe Jonah can fight Zuc and Chas can really blow his load
being lame online and being a karen in the carpark/lineup in the same day is the new double surf sess
Zuckerberg and Musk are our new feudal overlords and must be overthrown.
Only a serf knows the feeling
That’s a nice surfing board
reading too fast … I thought the headline said BJ champ.
We’re now in this weird 10th Dimension space where we are existing, but not really from the dimension of others.
Ever read Hyperspace: A Scientific Odyssey Through Parallel Universes, Time Warps, and the 10th Dimension is a book by Michio Kaku?
Interesting read
I was still living off the positive vibes of the Elo predator firing and now this. Just gets worse and worse.
Little Mark all bowed up for the pic.
Has anyone ever seen ZVCK and RVCA at the same place at the same time?
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Wake-boarding is NOT surfing.
Zuck on the Mod controls again.
ZUCKATRON?
1. I fucking can’t stand when people call wakesurfing surfing.
2. How tall is this fool Zuck? He looks like he’s about 4′ tall. Like a fucking cartoon.
If it keeps them away from the beach I am all for it
I don’t think these comments are up anymore
Of course it’s rhetorical.
We’d all win if it were to happen
Is that rhetorical?
In actual surfing news:
https://www.whiskeyriff.com…
Smart Man! Avoid the dinner bell in the lineup.
I’m surprised the surfer didn’t have a mask on though.
Paddleboarder!
Invasive specie!
Wakeboarding is NOT surfing.
That’s probably his Tahoe place. Biden is in Tahoe. Wonder what kind of election interference Zuck and Biden are cooking up this time.