"Notes of urine and poison oak."
But what is your position on cologne? Do you wear sometimes? Only date night? Never while assuming that men who do are, as Joel Tudor would say, retarded? Assuming you sometimes spritz yourself, which direction do you turn? Woody? Undertones of tobacco? Bright and floral?
Well, if you are looking for some guidance, I’m sure your friends below the line, here, will provide some but there is also leading fragrance website fragrantica.com. I just so happened to be there yesterday, examining Tom Ford’s Oud Wood. According to the artificial intelligence that creates detailed information culled from multiple reviews, the scent’s main accords are woody, warm spicy, vanilla, balsamic and amber.
Yum.
Coincidentally, surfing’s great historian Matt Warshaw just so happened to be on fragrantica too, though something different caught his eye.
Surfing Shipstern Bluff for Men by the fast fashion retailer Zara.
Emailing Derek and I, he asked, “Is this for real do you think?”
It looked real to me but Rielly, world savvy, clicked the links and realized it wasn’t available anywhere.
Sad.
Warshaw, anyhow, surmised it would have notes of urine and poison oak.
I think balls would be most forward on the nose.
In any case, it is unfortunate that it is not real but mostly for former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan who would have sprayed liberally over his Filipe Toledo naked chest shirt and tried to hit on Keala Kennelly.
What a weirdo.