"Notes of urine and poison oak."
But what is your position on cologne? Do you wear sometimes? Only date night? Never while assuming that men who do are, as Joel Tudor would say, retarded? Assuming you sometimes spritz yourself, which direction do you turn? Woody? Undertones of tobacco? Bright and floral?
Well, if you are looking for some guidance, I’m sure your friends below the line, here, will provide some but there is also leading fragrance website fragrantica.com. I just so happened to be there yesterday, examining Tom Ford’s Oud Wood. According to the artificial intelligence that creates detailed information culled from multiple reviews, the scent’s main accords are woody, warm spicy, vanilla, balsamic and amber.
Yum.
Coincidentally, surfing’s great historian Matt Warshaw just so happened to be on fragrantica too, though something different caught his eye.
Surfing Shipstern Bluff for Men by the fast fashion retailer Zara.
Emailing Derek and I, he asked, “Is this for real do you think?”
It looked real to me but Rielly, world savvy, clicked the links and realized it wasn’t available anywhere.
Sad.
Warshaw, anyhow, surmised it would have notes of urine and poison oak.
I think balls would be most forward on the nose.
In any case, it is unfortunate that it is not real but mostly for former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan who would have sprayed liberally over his Filipe Toledo naked chest shirt and tried to hit on Keala Kennelly.
What a weirdo.
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beat me _ again.
calavo…deoderant…and adip
gaucamole face paste & deodorant pic deleted. it looked yummy and smelled of lilacs.
Ha!
Still hawt xox
With just a hint of pants shit
Any excuse to post one of my favourite memes
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This used to be a best seller for us.
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Trust me, it works!
beat me~
Poofume with a hint of botpurri
I’m absolutely naive on unnaturally motivated conversations
Trust the ex spurt
Does Matt Warshaw also curate the Perfume Encyclopedia?
The Book of Smells
*the smells of books
Xox
remember the scratchers!
Climate Trans
By Pepe Le Pew
Stinks of odor de la body
Oh, and heads up….another President Trump indictment bites the dust.
Jack Smith goes down the toilet like all the other pieces of shit!
PLEASE provide a link to this breaking information.
https://www.thegatewaypundi…
Go ahead liberal garb, climb into the can so we can slam it shut!
That’s not an indictment genius.
Take the L
Sí el ‘liberal garb’ please to go forward with laughter and daring to call the bullshit on the desperado niño-esque ‘fantasy facts’ en el link! Especial the part where none mention of any indictment biting any dust. Vamanos amigo 🙋🏻♂️
Kooks Spinal Fluid
by
Scorn
U da toilet
Reminds me of the BG fragrance, SHARTS, released a little short of 5 years ago, first mentioned here:
https://beachgrit.com/2018/…
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Not to be confused with Toledo’s Shart de ChoPoo
lion musk is for the real choomb’s riders…
Not to be confused with Elon musk for x choomb’s
old spice!
Malibu Point by BeachGrit…….nodes of toxic femanity and biopolar disorder
femininity*
But still, updoot
access only by yellow taxi or glass-bottomed submarine? then sniffed tested by drug dogs and ho-dads. Sally: “Yeah that’s what Jonah does.”
Sad to say, it does exist: https://www.parfumo.com/Per…. Next up will be Eating Shit at Malibu, with notes of sardines packed in a tin and the fragrance of plastic trash on the sand.
“Notes of… poison oak”?
Who in the fuck sniffs poison oak? Warshaw, you retard.
I’m partial to the auto freshener pine tree scent.