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Tony
Tony
3 years ago

I was security at an event in Huntington Beach,CA. I didn’t say a word and he insulted me. He cut off another contestant. If I wasn’t on the job from that day on he would be physically unable to wipe his own ass. He doesn’t conduct himself as a man.

FUZZYSLIPPERS_inc
FUZZYSLIPPERS_inc
3 years ago

Wait, coastal erosion is now caused by the global warming scam?
Has anyone informed AlGore, Barry Soetoro, Barbra Streisand or the rest of the elite of this impending disaster?

Andrew Bishop
Andrew Bishop
3 years ago

The ’69 Camero Z28 had a 302 cubic inch displacement which is closer to 5.0 liters, so get ALL your facts straight or everything you say or your half baked conclusions will sound like didn’t take the time to really do any research worth reading

OhNIGGIE
OhNIGGIE
3 years ago

That’s a nice ass car… Waves ? Climate change? Who cares…

Richard Davis
Richard Davis
3 years ago

Breaking news from 2019?

Dreadknowledge
Dreadknowledge
3 years ago

Note: you may have to mute the volume on video.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

What is the prize money for the longboard contest?

Leosurf1
Leosurf1
3 years ago

The longborg division pays?

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
3 years ago

HB is a terrible wave for a contest, no matter what board you are riding. Yuck.

Mapski
Mapski
3 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

The Katin contests of old were run on Northside in January and often scored

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

epic turning point. before it all went south. Baja norte o sur?

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Both

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

it’s a terrible wave to have as your local. This is part of why I hate everything.

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago

The long sleeved spring suit is just a terrible look for a man

Nads On Yer Madre
Nads On Yer Madre
3 years ago

Observation: The ungodly WSL Muzak tune that’s been playing over ad breaks all season is the exact sound of a mid-western farm boy dreaming of moving to the big city and joining a major talk show host’s production team.

It must also be banished just as swiftly.

astro
astro
3 years ago

Oooh that’s ugly. 1 wave and done.
Cheers.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  astro

And i’m out!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
3 years ago

I’m impressed, I’ve gotta say, with those who actually clicked to watch. Pour yourselves a drink. You deserve.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Going to punch myself in the face now. Same feeling as watching this contest. But with less inane commentary.

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

This is how much I hate my job—I’ll even watch men’s longboarding to avoid having to do work

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

A drink of poison!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Nuuhiwa-esq on one wave. then the tide changed…surfers & spectators alike are all picking up trash…from the day before.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago

How shitty must Pete Mel feel having to chat up this contest

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

He’s not sitting in a surf shop. He is a happy man

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

I dunno. Hanging at home in Santa Cruz seems more better than having Turpel ear diarrhea spewed at oneself for hours on end.

dingoberry
dingoberry
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

getting paid

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago
Reply to  dingoberry

how much would you need to make to sit there an babble away with Turdpel?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

his kid is in it to win it…

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
3 years ago

Cord in waist high HB. Uggg.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago

where’s Joel Tudor?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

Whining on instagram about competitors wearing leashes

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

is it worth the time & effort to read? or just go to comments?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

Chas is scribbling ’bout him as of this posting.

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago

It would appear that a good half of the “athletes” on the men’s longboard tour are middle aged and overweight.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Oompa Loompas

Nads On Yer Madre
Nads On Yer Madre
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Y’ever notice how over 50’s blokes on SUPs look like eggs on legs? Proudly rotund round the midriff.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

used to require helmets to protect the skull. just like at Chopes.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago

A Dork Ziff production of an Erik ELO Bogan Snuff Film. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

this warrants more attention! keep tabbed for future BG posts MAX

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

That’s the worst bit of longboarding I have seen

Mapski
Mapski
3 years ago

You’ve never been to Morro Bay, have you?

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Doheney and Bolsa Chica State Beach are also in this conversation

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Ecoli tastic !

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

I came for the fish& chips and was comforted by the porta-potties…

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

AZHIAZIAM and Studios crews represent!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

near Pismo…and far from the madding crowd?

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

High performance soft topping and wetsuitless spongers from Bakersfield. A very diverse lineup.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

funny white & nons are us

Mapski
Mapski
3 years ago

Just say no.

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