Trouble in paradise?
No there is not one surf fan, on earth, who doesn’t have a Taj Burrow shaped hole in his, or her, heart. The former child prodigy who blazed onto the then Association of Surfing Professionals at the ripe young age of eighteen after becoming the youngest surfer ever to win a national title. Burrow turning down the tour the year previously already the stuff of legend.
His decade plus on tour was marked with scintillating second place season end finishes, Kelly Slater always first.
He also starred in notable films including Sabotaj, Montaj and Fair Bits.
Burrow retired quietly in 2016 and became a devoted family man, marrying model Rebecca Jobson in 2018 and siring two daughters.
You can, then, understand the shock and confusion surf fans felt upon visiting the Billabong star’s social media channels, earlier this morning, and discovering images and videos of a busty gal, decidedly not Rebecca, dominating his feed.
The woman, of vague descent, stared directly at the camera and wore a revealing bathing suit.
“Unfollow,” Matt declared.
Yeah Taj!!!” Louie added.
Some posited that Burrow’s accounts may have been hacked, an internet sleuth revealing, “When you watch his story it’s just some Indian guy saying ‘swipe up, swipe up, swipe up’ over and over.”
Here’s to hoping that it is simply a south Asian misunderstanding and the family is solid.
Candles please.
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Always thought he was a bit gay, guess i was wrong
I originally broke this story in Swellnet’s Wax On forum. Has been providing a good laugh for the boys at work over the last couple of weeks.
Nice cans!
Alby Mangels!
That chick is a pig… prolly more that other famous surfer Khalid’s type.
That’s a surprising comment from the guy that thinks AOC is attractive.
look within Matt
She looks a bit old for Tboy
Attention Mr most excellent number 1 Jp Currie.
Wishing too confirmation your still alive and doing home delivery?
https://www.smh.com.au/worl…
Taj was in Namibia for the Skeleton Bay shootout. Now there’s video of him in Bali for the Padang Cup? Imagine if Chas picked up the phone once in a while and found out what Taj is actually up to …
So happy for you Chas, congrats. Thankless job entertaining The People ™️ and… Wait, is this the right comment section? Ahh fuck it, not again!
You do realise his legit insta is tajamos I should make up a fake Chas or DR profile and see who will follow.
And post photos of random sluts and write 5000 articles about it
Does the counter reset or is this 5001?
Is there a trend of surfers opting for fake plastic barbie fuck dolls. Have you seen who Koa Rothman’s with? And he’s showing her off, “slutting her around,” as one commenter put it. By comparison, makes Sarah Brady look like a nun.
Those are weird ass comparisons, don’t ya think? Koa’s girl looks nothing like this and the parts are proportioned correctly (ie. normal size breasts, fake or not).
Seems really plastic to me. But I take your point.
She looks like the type that makes you take a million shots of the same pic and then spends hours on her phone editing and picking the right one to post.
Ive checked about 50 times, nah all looks sweet to me..
Real Trouble in Paradise: on another blog I asked a former or current WSL judge:
“So what can we expect next week at the end of the road of crushed skulls?”
His answer: “?”
Hank Gaskell (pro from Maui) got hacked by some bitcoin scammer. The hacked account posting photos of a tesla and a modern grey shitbox home saying its all thanks to bitcoin.
People leaving comments are eating it up thinking it’s real.
The bitcoin/stack of cash scams are hilarious. How do people fall for that shit?
Kuwaiti Kardashi
Whenever I get hacked I don’t get any photos. This guy has always had all the luck.
Better her than the ugly Indian guy that did the actual hacking.
Holy cow, she looks like a wild ride!
I find it offensive that you objectified her!
*before I had the chance to do it…
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