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Yesterday, while having a little chat with Kanga Cairns about the savages controlling the levers of power and the infallibly of Elon Musk, I got bored by my own voice and started fiddling on my computer asking ChatGPT to “Name some famous gay surfers.”
It’s a modern parlour game that I enjoy very much and I often post the results on these pages.
Last time, the bio of Greg Noll, one of the first surfers to charge Waimea Bay, had been expanded to include his role as a 2SLGBTQ+ pioneer.
“Greg Noll, a legendary big wave surfer from the 1960s, is also known for being openly gay. His contributions to the sport and his activism have left a lasting impact on the surfing community.”
Before that, while researching tranny surfers, you know how I like my trannies – those elfin faces, the flashy sexpot outfits – I was informed that Tia Blanco and Keala Kennelly had switched from man to gal.
One of the most well-known transgender surfers is Keala Kennelly, a professional surfer from Hawaii. Keala came out as a transgender woman in 2018 and has been open about her experiences as a trans woman in the surfing industry. She is a big wave surfer and has won several awards for her surfing skills.
Another notable transgender surfer is Tia Blanco, a professional surfer from Puerto Rico. Tia is a non-binary surfer who has competed in the World Surf League and has won several national and international surfing competitions.
Greg, fruity underneath the he-man persona, Keala, gay, so I understand the mixup, Tia, not so much.
But the Duke?
“While not openly gay during his lifetime due to the social norms of his era, Duke Kahanamoku is a legendary figure in surfing,” says AI. He is often regarded as the father of modern surfing and was also an Olympic swimmer. He is celebrated for his contributions to both sports.”
Did you know? Or yet another brutal fail by the tech that’s gonna kill us all?
in living color? rainbow skivvies.
chatgps: “Gay Dukes?”
Yes. John Wayne was his butt buddy.
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The lengths poor DR has to go to have a proper wank in these hyper-stimulated times!
I just asked ChasGPT about Elo and got this:
“Eric Logan, or ‘E-lo’ to his lovers, was a prominent LGBTQ paddle-boarder surfer who was the CEO of the World Surf League for four and a half years during which his paddle was raised high in admiration of Filipe Toledo, a controversial champion surfer whom he required to remove his apparel on multiple occasions to lick the large tattoo of the cowardly lion upon Filipe’s chest. This was seen as a landmark for equality of tattooed people among the highly competitive sport of chest licking. Mr Logan’s other lover MR. Dork Ziff was also named Eaterman of the Ear after an extended speech involving “haters” and “grumpy locals”. They are survived by Lachlan Murdoch. “
a man with three buttocks?
That speedo with the belt the Duke wore was gay as fuck
yes. we have cheerleaders…manly men…canucks
Had a college kid at my work tonight make a stern case for why he uses chapt gpt to do his homework. He was explaining how he essentially cheats on everything. He also uses an app to cheat on his math homework. Anyway the first paper he had to write for one of his classes was on the “evil’s of AI”, which of course he had AI write for him. He says he goes through edits the papers, and changes them up just enough so it can’t be detected. Anyway, a few weeks back someone asked this same kid to sweep, to which he replied “I don’t know how”. Needless to say he was very passionate about why it was ok for him to cheat on his math homework, because “what’s the point in learning it when an app can do it for you?”.
Not sure how that would be possible you have to take math tests in person and show your work. Then you take the next level class next semester based on what you learned in the previous class.
The point of doing homework is to learn the material so you can pass tests.
Ya, totally. I think whatever app he was using shows the math work. But it’s gonna be hard to do that on a test. Developing an ability to learn goes way beyond tests too.. As adults, how often are people faced with complex life decisions? He’s majoring in business, and when asked to sweep a floor he couldn’t figure it out. I’ll probably still try and make the case for human learning being as important as machine learning, though I’m guessing it will go on deaf ears.
I believe college is an idiot factory. When I’m hiring people now I generally look for no college degree candidates. They tend to know how to sweep and not get triggered by being told what to do at work.
Ya, there are a few kids I see behaving that way that are college age. Bizarre levels of entitlement, high levels of arrogance based on merely existing, and lightning quick swings to victimhood over the slightest amount of direction or constructive criticism at work. Thank god there are plenty of others that age that are still good workers. Drawing a little less attention to themselves and just getting stuff done.
chat: Is Dane gay?
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I’m now convinced we
Live in a simulation
Controlled by fuckwits
There just playing with us because we let them have the controls
*Thare as in “tha r” cm’on man.
Poor old Chas, no wonder he’s very rarely within 12,000 miles of Dezz.
He’s probably scared stiff of all the gay talk.
And although Chas looks to be enjoying himself in this photo, theres a good chance that Dezz had drugged him.
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Possibly a sexual harassment case in there…
DLS (center)
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Upvote because it’s Jethro Tull 👍
these writers are all teachers….breakout NOW~
you brefkkie~
not openly gay during his lifetime? what, is his corpse busily scheduling pre-sodomy yoga sessions with his pals, like laird?
focus, cuz…
Even the “AI” realizes that Duke rode a longboard!
I’d hazard a guess the Cat was no Lion.
Hobie Cat…18
…one 1 pontoon!
2 poons