Attack Gal and comic icon Pauly Shore! | Photo: Frame grab from Encino Man

Wild scenes at LA’s El Porto beach as woman stabs surfboard of Encino Man Pauly Shore’s nephew!

“To pull a knife, that was alarming. She walked down the beach and did that premeditated, wasn’t a heat of the moment type thing."

If you’re old enough to have operated a television set in the nineties, you’ll know, and maybe have loved to death, the pint-sized Jewish actor and comic from Beverley Hills, Pauly Shore.

Encino Man, Bio-Dome, In the Army Now, Jury Duty might’ve been hit with “sharply negative” reviews and Shore did win Worst New Star of the year for Encino Man, but the people adored Shore.

If the moon was in the right quarter and the winds were blowing just the right number of miles from the east, he was untouchable.

Then Pauly’s star waned. His shtick, once edgy, grew stale.

Hollywood, always eager for the next warm body, preferably teen or younger, moved on, leaving Pauly Shore washed up alongside other nineties icons Christian Slater, Alicia Silverstone and Macaulay Culkin.

Now, a fifteen-year-old ripper from El Porto beach in LA, reportedly a nephew of Shore’s, has had his board stabbed by a woman after the pair clashed in the water, the kid filming, poorly it might be added, the exchange.

El Porto Girls will cut ya.. adult girl attacks 15 year old boy.
byu/Prestigious_Syrup636 insurfing


Prestigious Syrup 636, who posted the video, writes:

“The 15 year old is a competition level surfer. The girl lets just say is not. From what i gathered from some surfline rewind cam vid is they bumped boards as they took off right next to each other. You hear him say ‘you bailed your board’. He made the wave she didnt. I think she got a ding in her board and got out of water. There is cam footage of The kid getting out to apologize and tried to offer to get her board fixed but she didnt want to talk and was yelling at him and went to her car and got that knife or whatever it is.. i been surfing porto for over 20years never seen that chick before. That kid is good kid maybe a bit aggressive In wave count but he gets alot of waves because he good at surfing. Hes got some sponsorship and rides for jon lalaane surfboards. He’s actually the nephew or something of comedian Pauly Shore. He was way more polite then i would have been especially at 15. The cops were called but she was gone and they said there was nothing they could do. Haven’t seen girl back at porto since but we haven’t had waves there in a while Now.. being a little cunt or not shes an adult hes a kid and to pull a knife or whatever that was is alarming. She walked down the beach and did that premeditated wasn’t a heat of the moment type thing.”

You like ’em feisty? I sure do.

 

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
30 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
seppocunt
seppocunt
2 years ago

Looks like Jonah’s ex has competition for craziest bitch in surfing.

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago

I know the name but I’ve never seen the guy’s “work”.

Is he related to the Pali gap?

Takeoffdeepandreallylate
Takeoffdeepandreallylate
2 years ago

Standard day at El Porto. Nothing to see here. Move along

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago

She needs a guest appearance on Ellen or similar.
Then perhaps Judge Judy.

justiceminister
justiceminister
2 years ago

That’s a woman? Looks like a fossilized remnant from Charlie Manson’s gang. Acting like one too.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
2 years ago

Hand on heart, I thought this was about the nephew of our very own meme wrangler. Never heard of the namesake.

Piskian
Piskian
2 years ago

We call his magnum opus ‘California Man’.
Got The Whale and Sam Gamgees in it.

K55
K55
2 years ago

Friend told me story that back in the day after some young teens drove from the South Bay and surfed Silver Strand, after they got out and put their boards in the van, that two locals walked up and opened the van door and put a couples holes in their boards with a screw-driver.
Really traumatized these young guys.
True story.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
2 years ago
Reply to  K55

That’s what happens when you’re not in the mix at Silver Strand. Heard stories like that since I was young.

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago

Is ‘Silver Strand’ named after hair that may become lodged in teeth after going down on aged (but wealthy) beauties?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

chics in a tull nutshell…karen. sally. tyler. not Ivanka, Raquel, Elle, Natasha, Norma Jean…

https://youtu.be/mp5dXgf9Mw…

Geronimo Mastrobator
Geronimo Mastrobator
2 years ago

And she tells him her name on camera. What a dope.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
2 years ago

Your mom?

"Helmets... Period."
"Helmets... Period."
2 years ago

It’s California, nothing will happen to her

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
2 years ago

I wonder if she’s single?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Sirs, six months later that lady became my wife.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
2 years ago

How’s the pegging going?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Slowly.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
2 years ago

Became your wife, but then eventually you became single again, ready to mingle. Go big. We’re not getting any younger. And you only live once. Namaste.

astro
astro
2 years ago

Thought the young fella did pretty good, really.
Came back strong at the end.

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago

Britney Spears put this out in the world and look what happens

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

We hope Britney’s mentally ok and gets the help she needs if not. But something tells me she is about to have another meltdown far more spectacular than the one in 2009 when she shaved her head and attacked that car with an umbrella.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

For sure. The next ten years should be interesting.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
2 years ago

no wheezing the ju-ju-ju-ice!

https://youtu.be/4xuBpdEOxH…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Such a clever and funny comic.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
2 years ago

He missed an opportunity to call her “war child”. And turn it around a bit.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

jukebox hit…Jethro Tull

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

scars in his ey…um board.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

how many holes in a flute hero?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
2 years ago

Mom?


30
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x