INTENSE.
Mark Zuckerberg, man. And by “man” I mean MAN. The Facebook founder, once solely viewed as a vindictive nerd, has transformed himself into a vicious nerd and who would have seen that coming? Who could have? The pathway to peak end-of-the-world began when the milky 39-year-old discovered foil boarding. Befriending super boy Kai Lenny, Zuckerberg foiled here, he foiled there, he foiled everywhere.
Unfortunately, he was not cool and sometimes did it with a large American flag and sometimes did it with a face full of white cream.
Afraid of the sun.
The image became, instantly, meme-ified and Zuckerberg, while laughing it off, was most certainly frustrated by a public image he had tried so hard to chase by “riding big waves” and “doing a fair amount of extreme sports-like stuff.”
Very sad.
Well, lessons learned, etc., and now the world’s seventh richest li’l guy only wants a different sort of white cream on his face.
Testosterone.
The Palo Alto local has taken up the fight game, of late, rolling around, choking out, arm baring and what not. Various big names in the MMA world have trained with, or on, Zuckerberg and he appears to be taking it very seriously. Though in a move certainly intended to chase Scaredy Zuck away, he outfitted a barge with a wrestling floor and wrestled men on it on the water.
Extremely cool.
Business Insider reports that stars Israel Adesanya and Alexander Volkanovski were present and the whole affair was filmed and posted to Meta with a Mission Impossible soundtrack backing. It looks INTENSE.
I have one quick question, though. Did billionaires of old, Rockefeller, Carnegie and the like hire old-timey photographers to follow them around while they play-acted bear wrestling then send the newspapers prints? Did Gianni Agnelli hire filmmakers to follow him around and take movies of him bouncing in a bounce house?
Just curious.
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Are they double bagging with the undies or wearing chastity belts? Need more hi res. Perverts in any case.
Zuck Malloy need to grow himself a man beard
pack ur tidy whities for The World Series of Table Tennis~
https://youtu.be/c2zurZig4L…
Kai is pretty pissed he no get invited
What could possibly be next? and still be surf adjacent? and also super nerdy and dumb? but also really homoerotic?
Meta Jerk
NutzNYoFacebook
Is there anything this guy won’t turn dork?
Who is the dude on the bottom?
They’re wrestling on the back of a speedboat bro. I’m sure they smoked some meat later.
just fuck and get it over with.
christ
The only thing missing is Gilligan, Neymar and Medina…
Ha!
And Scooby (apparently he) Doo…
Marianne, Not~
I just met Bob Denver’s daughter…. easy on the eyes, I tell yee.
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lamb foi grau on chibata bread
Is Hippy on the barge challenging any Aussies to rumble?
Disqus Channels could be the end of zuck.
All that $$ and this is what that creep is up to?
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Sooooo many questions…
You and Negs don’t do that when the waves are bad?
I have lunch occassionally with a few guys who discovered this bizarre ritual around fight club and they love it with all of their vaginal energy. They’ve tried to get me involved but I remind them my fight days are long over as I have nothing to fight for. Granted, unlike these new to fight game(safe fighting) I actually fought inside and outside of bars decades ago and laugh at these bizarre cunts….
The Zuck x StyleBender collab will be the best thing to the surf and MMA lifestyle since the infamous Eli Olson calling out Jake Paul.
Tell you (like me) would enjoy punching Zuck in the mouth and watching a few of his teeth exit that mighty purdy mouth of his?
Busey says to Depp: “Kiss me!”
THIS!!!!