Stab embraces new role as World Surf League shill by asking compromised World Surf League employees what they think about new schedule!

"WSL has enough critics for a free-to-air sport that’s doing the best it can on a shoestring."

Hate to beat a dead horse here but… who am I kidding? Dead horses are what I was made to beat! Stab admitting, just thing morning, bald-faced, to being a World Surf League shill has been a story of a day. The fact that it was just doubled upon, Kelly Slater level bald-head, is something special.

The word “dickhead” being used in the title while that word is verboten in their comment section also something special.

The World Surf League, anyhow, seeking to quash an early uneven reception to its 2024 Championship Tour schedule with the cancellation of J-Bay and the continued abortion of Finals Day at Lower Trestles, turned to its media partner in order to interview employees dependent on billionaire Dirk Ziff’s continued funding and have them prop it up.

While praise was seasoned with the perfect admixture of “WSL has enough critics for a free-to-air sport that’s doing the best it can on a shoestring. Don’t want to be too much of a critic as there’s more that goes into their decisions than most people realise,” the whole business stinks of a perfect collaborationist marriage.

Again, billionaire.

The World Surf League has found its mouthpiece all for the low low cost of providing free licensed footage.

Dave Prodan, suddenly, on the ropes.

More as the story develops.

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StabbedbiMattBranson
StabbedbiMattBranson
2 years ago

Who would pay for a STAB subscription?

Chas would pay for a STAB subscription.

Jim Fu
Jim Fu
3 years ago

No fan of Stab here Mr “Journalist” but may I politely point out that the term is “…FLOGGING a dead horse”! And “collaborative marriage” would be considered a pleonasm.

c4
c4
3 years ago

Thanks Jen! Just watched and liked it. Reminds me of a lot of the surfers and the time of the late seventies in Bolinas when I started surfing there. Kick back creative lifestyle. Love those NSW point breaks too

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

What exactly, does the WSL sell?

I mean other than rashies and hydro flasks?

How does it generate income?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

Why would I pay to read it?
What does it offer that I can’t find for free elsewhere?
I’m not that excited to spend $ just so I can know next years tour schedule two hours before everyone else

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Yep, and incidentally the internet killed publishing. Which is kind of funny given that the zombie surfer mag page has about 10x the comments this site does.

But the main takeaway is that competitive sports can only work as a live experience because everything is real time these days.

Thats why the wsl is doomed because you can’t schedule waves according to prime time TV. Obviously the pool was supposed to change that but it’s boring to watch, like slalom on a green run.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

30M X. we have quality, not quantity. and we’re chlorine free.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

¿20 fingernails?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

Nobody pays to read Stab, they pay to watch their content! I do enjoy the occasional Paul Evans article too!

PRN
PRN
3 years ago

Never

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
3 years ago

Replacing Moderators with AI shame on them

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

we’re sponsoring enviro days corp’s events…beach clean-up manana…don’t be late~

c4
c4
3 years ago

Thanks I’ll have to watch.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

Give the wsl budget to Taylor Steele. He knows how to make surfing entertaining.

c4
c4
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Whatever happened to good surf videos anyway?

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Cuz there’s no DVD players anymore!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Sup Braj

25 year netflx addict..the last three movies shipped this forever to keep: Brown’s Hollow Days,; Hunter’s Take The Ticket Take The Ride, Endless Summer: Revisted. PUMP tonight, but only on beta.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Wanna wheel out Peter Townsend to run the Tour too?

astro
astro
3 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

*Townend

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
3 years ago
Reply to  astro

Exactly, who’d remember.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Lol

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
3 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Pete Who?

PRN
PRN
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

He knows how to make surfing entertaining? All he did was point his autofocus camera at good surfers. Never considered him as a real filmmaker. Mediocre talent.


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