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Cage and Taj (insert). Photo: Con Air
Cage and Taj (insert). Photo: Con Air

Nicolas Cage bunks with surfing’s perpetual bridesmaid Taj Burrow while in Western Australia filming “The Surfer”

Kelly Slater jealous.

Surf fans far and wide thrilled when, five months ago, the it was reported that Nicolas Cage was set to star in a film with our surfing at its very center. The world was a different place then, more genteel with just one main war burning hot and Jada Pinkett-Smith only emasculating her husband Will privately.

The Hollywood Reporter, back then, reported:

In The Surfer, when a man (Cage) returns to his beachside hometown in Australia, many years since building a life for himself in the U.S., he is humiliated in front of his teenage son by a local gang of surfers who claim strict ownership over the secluded beach of his childhood. Wounded, “The Surfer” decides to remain at the beach, declaring war against those in control of the bay. But as the conflict escalates, the stakes spin wildly out of control, taking “The Surfer” to the edge of his sanity.

Grumpy local revenge porn.

And young grumpy locals thrilled even more, two months ago, when a casting call went out for them in Western Australia, where the picture was set to be made. The Australian Broadcasting Corporation noted, “We are looking for kids who are really confident with a bit of ‘attitude’ … we see them riding their BMXs delivering beer and generally causing trouble around town.”

Well, here we are, Cage is there delighting grumpy locals by purchasing expensive octopus and, drum roll, living in Taj Burrow’s home!

But does anything scream “Western Australia” more than Taj Burrow? Certainly not. The 45-year-old, who famously qualified for the Association of Surfing Professionals Championship Tour at 18 but turned it down so he could hone his skill, was a mainstay at the very top of the rankings for his decade plus in the big show. He won rookie of the year in 1998 and multiple stops including J-Bay, the Pipeline, the crown jewel Lower Trestles though never the World Title.

Surfing’s perpetual bridesmaid.

Unlike Kelly Slater, Burrow retired appropriately and now has the sweet joy of bunking with Nicolas Cage.

Yallingup’s first son always doing it right.

Winning-adjacent.

Do you think the two, Cage and Burrow, will get up to any housemate high jinx, though?

What would you recommend?

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Picard Madeoff

I LOVE THIS!!!

Italo Post Heat Interview

See, he can literally play himself. He knows just the precise amount of ‘Nick Cage’ to give in very role…

Desktop Drudgery

I like how he showed up ‘incognito’ in Busselton trying to buy soy sauce at the asian grocers, dressed in double black denim on a hot day, Prada shades and trying to pay in USD at “CASH ONRYYY!” biz.

7dollarsurfboard

Nick cage is the best B-grade actor

Gil Gunderson

Well, we all know Taj has Time to kill out there in red rock west but, our National Treasure best be cautious given he’s running with the devil. He’ll be gone in 60 seconds with old snake eyes Patterson to the City of Angels titty bar in Burswood.

Taj will be left holding nothing but an adaptation of a Biolos shaped Rumble fish and a weird pair of Balo knock-off Con Air kicks.

Captain Corelli’s Mandolin something something something I’ve run out of steam. Time for a nap.

tim_nelsen

National Treasure based on a true story. Nic & some chick and a map to the finnish line…Taj has an instrument. where’s his Dad?

7dollarsurfboard

Have a face off with a ghost rider

channelbottom

Somehow the general plot arc (pick a sport/ location etc) leaves me with a sense of ‘every other fucking Cage movie’.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Finding gnarly locals in Yallingup…. look for the guy with the oldest BMW ?

Heysoos

vernon is a cunt.

Capt Sensible

Did you know Yallingup is actually aboriginal for “Cottesloe the land of soft cunts”.

Beef & Beer

…”Nick Caj borrows Burrow’s burrow”…

Picard Madeoff

We can only hope they include some of the nicer, more down to earth surfers from New Zealand to mix with the Oz surfers…

Karl Von Fanningstadt

I’ve heard Nic Cage has been learning quite a bit about the intricacies of caruncles, specifically the different anatomical structures including wattles, combs, snoods, and earlobes, by observing melted scarecrow turkey Taj in his natural environment…

tim_nelsen

lionfish taco recipe. eat what we catch, yeah?

Dogsnuts

Taj teaching him to rip bongs, awwww bless.
Xox

Picard Madeoff

That is so five minutes ago and neanderthal while today’s cool kids shroom their brains out

astro

Weird, I’d have the kids drinking beer then falling off their bmx’s and causing trouble.
Hollywood never gets surfing right.

Com Turren
ptsdsurfer

Hey Chas, how come you didn´t run a silly story about Italo´s eclipse photo?

Dogsnuts

Because it was so gay it turned back to straight. Xox

ptsdsurfer

Idk, the improvement from last eclipse to this one was huge and the story behind the photo and all was interesting.. The universe conspiring in favor of Instalo Ferreira.

ValiantScorn

No shark stories from Oz lately. Nic’ Cag’e would be the perfect sacrifice for all of surfing. Can that be negotiated thru the indigenous crowd, or something?

Jimmy the Saint

The wicker cage man

Jimmy the Saint

Rename the movie “The Kook”

Dogsnuts

*The Kunt

Jimmy the Saint

He could do a follow up movie to Con Air where he and Billy Kemper try to get their boardbags in a flight from Oahu to Maui without paying exorbitant fees!

Sean Connery

They need to do a re-make of con air!

Low wide stinkbug stance

So bad it’s good. I fucking love that film.

tim_nelsen

luv the scene puttin Alice in Chains~

Low wide stinkbug stance

“Put da board back in da baahhx”

tim_nelsen

the 1st bro to be eliminated from the Django movie/Oscars…Will Smith or Chris Rock? first radical fem to be eliminated from The Voice~Jada or Jennifer? or Jane~

tim_nelsen

Miss Ekland~

tim_nelsen

the barkeep’s daughter is a Brit~

Sean Connery

I got to hand it to him. Guy has no shame and I can respect that. A few months in west oz for a few mil. Sounds aight.

Italo Post Heat Interview

Nick Cage is a genius. He can literally play any role. This film will be amazing

Sean Connery

We got a super fan over here

Italo Post Heat Interview

Unashamedly. Except for Ghost Rider… we can all forget that one.

Party Pete

Each movie he plays the role of Nicholas Cage in different scenery

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I can picture them staying up all night together. Taj, asking questions.

Abscessed Llama

Reckon Mr. Eastwood can’t get to his feet anymore so Mr. Cage is getting the roll of surfing’s hard nose do good’r. Taj probably teaching him how to stand holding board and all the nuances of pre/post surf. Chas could be the gang leader with neck tat’s and all.. Devon Howard as Pony Boy and Dez as the kid burnt to a crisp!


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