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Show me one person one surf fan on this planet who does not adore Tatiana Weston-Webb and I will show you a fool. The 27-year-old powerhouse, a perennial top-five on the World Surf League’s Championship Tour, has been flashing her inimitable style for years. Weston-Webb is not afraid of meaty bigness. She is not afraid to carve and rip and slay. And even though she looks like the Mother of Dragons, the extreme platinum blonde is half Brazilian.
Yes, father hails from England but discovered surfing, moved to Florida and eventually to Kauai. Mother comes to us from the land of Order and Progress.
A one-time professional bodyboarder to boot.
Weston-Webb, whose double-barreled last name is from father, was raised on the Garden Isle but now surfs Olympicly for Brazil.
Not only is Tatiana Weston-Webb a Kauai local, a Brazilian, an Olympian and a perennial top-five, she is also Jesse Mendes’s gal. Yes, the two began dating long ago, forming up a surf power duo not seen since… Jack Freestone and Alana Blanchard. Mendes, who also occasionally surfs on the World Surf League Qualifying Series, is one handsome fella. Ironically, the São Paulo resident now surfs for Italy.
To the joy of everyone, the two tied the knot over the weekend.
Bliss.
Mark Zuckerberg vs. Tatiana Weston-Webb Photog
Except pure evil lurked on the fringes, trying to spoil the otherwise fairytale day. The wedding photographer, Caroline Cerutti, captured the stunning beauty and penned a moving tribute in Portuguese. The English translation read, “A happy and calm bride when she saw the sun rise then since rain was forecast. Mas divide due se fosse chuva iria mudar alguma coisa. Pois pensa numa noiva leve, que viveu tudo. It was beautiful, Nxxxx.
The last bit a seemingly racist slur.
Eagle-eyed fans were quick to point out the inappropriateness of the final bit though bilingual human saint reacted.
“That translation is not accurate. W don’t say the N word like that in Brazil. Nega or “neguinha” is a very common and loving way to call good friends at the south of Brazil.”
The AI, or artificial intelligence, owned and operated by Meta chief Mark Zuckerberg clearly doing a real dirty.
The caption was quickly changed to read “Foi Linda” or “It was beautiful at the end.”
Unnecessary though since no racist business was ever used in the first place.
Should the man Kai Lenny called “Super fit. Strong, strong, strong,” be censured?
Worse?
More as the story develops.
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“Show me one person one surf fan on this planet who does not adore Tatiana Weston-Webb and I will show you a fool.”
She’s lame and cringe worthy in and out of the water. Ps – JoJo’s mum didn’t raise no fool.
others were too quick to point out who started the Freeway 10 fire: “Dat zinger o’r dar!”
Well 23,822 liked it
Ben gravy looks sexy in white
does that mean their kids could potentially surf for England , Italy, Brazil , or America depending on which way the wind is blowing,,,, so lucky
Haha, vai latinxinha!!
oh yes much adored couple indeed they are..
Maybe Justin Timberlake wrote the caption
Or Morgan Wallen
Last night I heard a rapper say “He’s a real Atlanta negro”’ so I guess that word is coming back again.
that’s why they soo tall… their knee grows.
I had been hoping that negro would make a comeback. Now can we get Honky back into the mainstream?