Strand locals duke it out. | Photo: @silverstrandfightclub

Notorious Californian surf locals start underground fight club: “You got a problem, we solve it like men. Cops are not needed”

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.” 

Ain’t a beach in the continental US that thrills me as much as Silver Strand, a mile-long hit of sand with waves powered by an open water trench, two hours north of the city of Angels.

One road in, one road out.

Sand on the curbless streets.

A real Hossegor vibe.

Peopled by the sort of locals that don’t take real kindly to strangers, howevs.

Solo, maybe y’cool, but not in packs, and not the sorta packs there to shoot videos.

Punchy waves and punchy locals.

Fighting might be fun as hell, but it has its drawbacks.

Cops, litigation, prison etc.

And, so, locals have taken to organised fights to solve their surf beefs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMY3GItj4Aw/

Way the Silver Strand Fight Club work is it’s invite only, with a view to public events down the line.

You DM @silverstrandfightclub to schedule a fight.

Turn up, throw a few haymakers, maybe score a knockout, maybe see the birdies yourself.

Whatever happens you leave it in the ring.

“You got a problem, we solve it like men,” SSFC told BeachGrit. “Cops are not needed. If you agree to a fight, sign a waiver and shake hands at the end of it all.”

As Chuck Palahniuk wrote in Fight Club, “You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.”

And,

“Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.”

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John Oxnard
John Oxnard
4 years ago

Southers Split!

Karl Myers
Karl Myers
5 years ago

Silver Strand versus Bra Boys via Zoom?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Ride an old board.
If the local drops in and you can surf, hit his board with yours, he won’t drop in again.
Dosent apply to superbank obvs

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

How can they possibly determine who won Gold when every one of them is claiming Silver?

gallo de la noche
gallo de la noche
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

hahahah thats a good one.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

please gawd…i trained these groms. TAKE IT OFFLINE asap

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

hey t dawg if you see this, take this shit off th air. take it down and delete. in tried to get at you but have no social medias. knocked on the door. but take this shit off the net my man!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Fighting is one of the best forms of exercise I have ever enjoyed. But, I’m done with surf people after the sun goes down. Fight me on the beach, or shut the f up and let me surf. I’ll be nuts deep in your mom tonight, no time for dudes after sunset!

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Is that another sketchy brand from China with security issues?

Are IPhones ok?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

Random dudes garage/trade show same/same

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

SSL

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Dudes were tired after like 20s – LMFAO. I surfed Strand – fun wave.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

come fight then! surf here, fight here, no? it will be fun

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Would love too but you are like 2k miles away.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

that distance def harshes the vibe. maybe we can trade waves and punches via zoom?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

You only love the ones you hurt? So that’s why you don’t talk about Fight Club.

gallo de la noche
gallo de la noche
5 years ago

Wouldn’t recommend it. Also good luck finding somewhere to park.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago

Surfing is truly populated by man babies

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Where the grown ups be at?

gallo de la noche
gallo de la noche
5 years ago

In the back drinking beer and taking bets hahaha

Baskets
Baskets
5 years ago

First rule of Fat Club: talk about Fat Club.

mike m
mike m
5 years ago

Someday Jonah Hill is gonna head up to Oxnard and open a can o’ whoop ass on those Strand toughies.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago
Reply to  mike m

no, he won’t. highly unlikely. you’re invited tho! come open one on my porch?

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago

Pro surfing should adopt mid heat fights like hockey. It would have to have some rules that don’t make any sense like only allowing open handed slaps across the face.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Also strand has not been localized since the whole Carter Slade thing 20+ years ago.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Forgot about that, ya, kinda a landmark case.
Cell phone cams everywhere today too.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

That was 20 years ago and its a different place now. Surf camp at the north end, kids everywhere.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

kooks gentrifying the “north end” (sick as moniker. btw) thru the “south end”

gallo de la noche
gallo de la noche
5 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

I’d like to say it was when Dane with the early Marine layer vid’s and then Nick Rosa around the same time with his stint with Reef. After that it was common to hear French and Portuguese in the lineup. Also the Dreaded LA guys looking for waves. OOOh cant forget Ben Stiller is a mega local if we can remember the classic Fair Bits.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago

Yeah I started surfing there around 2001 and spent a lot of time out there between 2002-2008. Two older dudes I grew up with told me it got easier after the Carter Slade thing but I don’t have first hand experience.

I never really felt the need to give sets away though like I do at some places further north or in Hawaii. Never got burned on the good ones that came my way, either. The only time I ever got anything close to being vibed is when a guy filming on the beach asked me if I saw any sharks, which was more of a joke than an attempt to intimidate.

I noticed a bunch of Brazilian guys moved to California around 2006-2009ish. Saw them a lot at Lowers back then. I never really got to know them so I didn’t know their deal, but they knew how to surf so I wouldn’t be surprised if they were driving up there when it was good.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Interesting method to throw out his name when you didn’t know him, never surfed with him, and didn’t start surfing the place until after he was gone. It was pretty much done as a localized spot by 2001 anyway.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

It was covered in the LA Times but point taken. I’ll avoid mentioning him specifically in the future.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

cones of violent silence

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago

I wouldn’t want to be defined or known by my own worst moments. This happened over 20 years ago and he’s avoided trouble since.

Edit: I’ll still talk about the incident if it’s relevant but just not mention his name. He’s not really a public figure so it doesn’t change the story by not including it.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

Goes back earlier than that. There was a pro living and filming there in the mid 90’s who really blew the place up before social media. Shares initial with a legend of the sport.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

do you mean tod current? haha. but, you’re right

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Reminds me of Paul Roach knocking the shit out of Kelly!

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

Second fight – was waiting for the tall prick to hit his head on garage door that would would have been quality!!
Next

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

First fight looked like Kai Ottz vs some fat cunt who needed to throw as many punches before he had a heart attack – very very good


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