Much anger.
Late last week, the Senate Executive Committee at San Diego State University officially approved three new courses for study: Amazons and Wonder Woman, Italian Food Culture and Historical Origins of Surfing.
Professors immediately revolted.
In a scathing op-ed to the Times of San Diego just dripping with hurtful sarcasm, professor emeritus of philosophy Leon Rosenstein wrote:
As an emeritus professor of philosophy, I am surprised by these novelties, but not incredulous. I was totally unaware, for example, that not knowing whether 3/4 of a cup or a full cup of heavy cream is the appropriate amount for one’s Fettuccine Alfredo recipe, or not understanding why a fictional Amazonian warrior leaves home to fight a war, or not appreciating the cultural differences between Polynesian and Western surfing techniques, would leave a university undergraduate bereft of important aspects of his or her self-development and deficient in life-long learning!
The ending exclamation mark a dagger to the heart of the two current living surf historians (Matt Warshaw and Italian Nicolla “Nik” Zanella who is busy proving the Chinese were the very first to ride waves).
Attempting to quell some of the furor, the Committee also recommended the deletion of “Emphasis in European Humanities” from the humanities majors.
A victory for Zanella, though crushing blow for Warshaw whose History of Surfing is riddled with blonde hair and blue eyes.
But if you were young, again, and ready to enter the halls of learning, would you sign up for Historical Origins of Surfing?
Would you thrill at the hidden secrets buried in our wonderful culture that you, and a select few, were given the tools to uncover?
The end.
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During the first lockdown in 2020, Zanella tried to persuade people at Wavelength Magazine to give him a free annual subscription in exchange for some ffp3 masks he got from China. Here’s your eminent surf historian…
University of Hawaii in Southern California
UHSC
Ultra-Hard Surf Candy
Leon is a professor of philosophy. He should appreciate made up stories.
As long as the Surfing History students can deconstruct the white male patriarchy, they will be fine. Once I learned to do that during my first quarter at UCSC my narrative evaluations were great!! Although I am guessing the tests for this class will be multiple choice or fill in the blank.
His boys headed out on a boat trip without him. Awkward when he came walking up…
That is BEFORE the wind picked up? Thought SoCal onshores were bad.
They may have found an alternative approach to the Aztec culture.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk…
It’s San Diego State for crying out loud, if you’re not studying to be a cunning linguist, you’re submitting your master debater thesis.
SDSU’s Aztec mascot is totally unwoke.
Monty Montezuma, ugh, racist and unacceptable!
Cancel SDSU.
And cancel Cortez, for cancelling Montezuma.
“Monty” was cancelled long ago. Read how WOKE SDSU was 19 years ago. (Hmmm, how best to express sarcasm in written form? Where is Jen See when you need her). Gary (SDSU <pre-woke> Class of ’86)
https://www.latimes.com/arc…
Leon should chill out and go on unannounced sabbatical to the middle east to find the spring that feeds the river of radical Muslim fundamentalism, whilst bribing his students with A grades not to tell anyone he is gone.
Classic move.
“In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the stakes at issue—that is why academic politics are so bitter.”
(Wallace S. Sayre, late Professor of Political Science)
Sounds more like surfing to me
and thus explains white people’s response to anti-racist measures the world over. fucking white supremacy’s claws are deeply ingrained. “sayre’s law” in the flesh.
No ones less racist than the developed countries.
But youre stuck in a white man bubble so it’s hard to see anything else
Jim Crow laws would disagree with you.
Jesus was the first to do it, and everybody else is just a follower!*
The first SUPer. Also host of the last supper.
Wish he was the Last SUP-er. Got skagged out of a left because one couldn’t work out how to split a peak yesterday. Then there was the other guy who paddled out yesterday. He would catch a wave and then plant the paddle in front of his feet like Duke Kahanamoku. You could hear the paddle hitting the board from the beach.
Jesus rode a Fish fo sho.
I would only add that surfing and riding a wave are often two different things. Which is proven daily in the many adult surfing schools.
And you know thiiiis beeecause…you run an adult surf school?
Yes, I do. Can I set you up with a lesson?
Nah. Ya know, we here at BeachGrit have long cast blame on surf schools for the explosion in VALs worldwide.
Way to go Preston. Real bang up job pal.
Ouch. You’re being mean.
You’ll live.
Surfing began incredulously at Cottesloe in 1978. Everyone knows that.
Will they properly define the theoretical horizon between pre and post Laird surfing?
Event Horizon
Escape velocity = Speed of sLight
most paleo-anthroplogists concur that it’s when kelly slater and rob machado starred as voice over actors in that animated movie about surfing penguins, you ignoramus