“I remember doing a couple of key bumps. Then I was dead”
Jackass’ breakout star Sean “Poopies” McInerney, whom you’ll remember made his show biz debut as JOB’s crazy sidekick, has revealed he died, and came back to life obvs, after an unscrupulous street dealer sold him what was supposed to be cocaine but was actually fentanyl.
Poopies, who is thirty-seven, old enough y’think to lay off the gear, tells the story on his Jackass co-star Steve-O’s podcast.
Poopies describes feeling an overwhelming desire to “party”, had gotten “hammered on wine” and was “trying to do a bit of sniffy snacks.”
Following a show by another co-star, the comedian Rachel Wolfson, Poopies went to a Cabo Grill. While waiting in line, Poopies asked a “random person on the street for some cocaine.”
Poopies purchased roughly half a gram, which cost him forty dollars. I know, I know, we pay five times that in Australia for crushed Panadols hosed in hairspray, but the US got Mex.
Anyway, Poopies takes two key bumps, a technique where the key’s shaft is used to dig a small amount of coke out of the little plastic bag and brought to the active nostril or nostrils.
Next thing Poopies knew, he woke up in an ambulance with Narcan syringes in his chest.
(Poopies thinks a “couple of super cool black chicks” he was talking to called 911.)
“They (paramedics) were, like, “He’s alive, wow, he’s alive.”
As far as any profound glimpses of the beyond, Poopies describes his flirtation with death as going to “the darkest (place). Like, you know when you cover your eyes and then, like, and you keep layering it and it gets darker and darker. That’s what I saw. Like, the darkest colour. I was, like, what the? What’s going on, you know? And I was dead.”
Confessionals aren’t new for Poopies.
Over the years, he’s has revealed a secret past as a North Shore prositute and as a drug mule (Poopies says he did it twice, netting a total of four thousand dollars which, he says, he spent buying fast food for he and his pals at the Carlsbad 7-11).
And while he has achieved a podium of fame with his role in Jackass, his infamous stunt for Discovery Channel’s Shark Week has left Poopies with a gimpy hand that limits his mobility.
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guy i worked with was a proper prostitute – “lonely ladies lover”, he was crazy that one
Kinda like surfing Saquarema because that’s what you’ve gotta do, if you want to get paid?
The lack of anything worth commenting on lately shows us that we probably need the WSL more than we think.
But not as much as Hawaii does. Oh boy is their contest scene fucked now that it’s under regional control!
Did he shit his pants? It’s happened before ya know.
What a dick
Jackass stays on Brand! Very Authentic!!!
GiGi Allin was perhaps the only punk musician who wasn’t a poseur.
No sympathy for his symphony of bad choices. He shoulda been drinking FTL hooch, the slurp of champions. I am so fucking EXCITED waiting for my case of first batch single vineyard heritage small barrel micro distillery bourbon to arrive, it’s like being 4 and expecting Santa and knowing that Santa will deliver. Youse all need to get in on the second release, it’s gonna be worth a fucking fortune as soon as the decanter snobs get their schozzes into it. I’m deffo keeping a box perfect example, not making the same mistake this time around (oh Sullivan’s Cove, now nice you were).
Second chances…
IIRC one member of Guns and Roses had 28.
Feel good story of the day
No, that’s the next one in the queue. Jesus fucking no need.
Dane: “and a big salute 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼to @theinertia for
publishing the silliest most ill informed misinterpretation of a review.
your review left me seething. whether the film was good or not, what
you got out of it was completely skewed,,,, of course everyone is
entitled to their opinion, and so, in my opinion your review sucked,
your site sux, and i’m relieved to never respond to your silly emails
again.”
My inspiration for Ds&s_s
Poopies is just an idiot. No more, not less.
This is guy is at the absolute ass end of humanity… what an absolute turd
Literally
I want To Paraphrase ’em…then I leaked,…
Avoid weasel powder
I do not sniff the coke i only smoke. sensimilla!
And i don’t play fools games on Saturday ..
Or congregate on a Sunday… no I don’t.
Sounds awful doesn’t it?
I feel bad for kids these days. Back in my day coke was cut with baking soda, not shit that would get you hooked on heroin or kill ya.
Inisotol
This is probably the least surprising story ever published at BeachGrit.
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Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Stay strong brother ✊
“all our love, to you”…The BG Support and Empathy Club Tribe (SECT)
You win the Interwebz!! Good job.
Big deal. I was sharing a 10 dollar note to do rack with on Saturday, and now I have covid.
Blue collar! Man of the people.
In Australia it’s called “rack”.
Ain’t no coke.
Xox
tbh, it’s better than the U.S version, where you have to worry about it being cut with fent and killing the fuck out of ya.
Fent is here bro. Tread carefully.
Xox
Are you bragging?
Yes mate. I’m bragging about getting covid from doing shitty Australian coke.
Fuck yeah, sic cunt!