"It was pretty gnarly when he popped out. I threw up."
We surfers, we who find our joy upon the waters, are well aware of lineup danger. Sharks, rabid seals, mean otters, SUP enthusiasts, influencers, coral, rock, vulnerable adult learners etc. The sand fronting those rolling waves, though, is entirely different story and I only see what I can only assume sun bathers deem “hazards” from afar, bobbing out at sea. An errant frisbee, maybe. Or whatever that spike ball thing is.
There is one horror that presents itself from time to time, however, that gives me deep chills. People who fall into sand holes and are buried alive.
The nightmare scenario occurred over the weekend on Bribrie Island, near Brisbane, when a 25-year-old Australian man fell into a six-foot-deep sand hole dug to cook a pig. Eyewitnesses report that Josh Taylor “stood up off the chair, the sand had given away a little bit underneath him. He stumbled back. He’d put his arms out to obviously to break the fall, he’s continued going down and knocked sand as he’s put his arms out.”
Sand quickly filled in and soon only his feet were poking out.
Those around jumped into action, trying to free the young man. “There were 15 fully grown men on the end of this rope and he still would not budge,” the bystander continued, “That’s when the paramedic was like pull him this way .. . the suction gave way and he popped out.”
Another described the pandemonium. “I realized someone was head first in a hole and I was just digging digging digging…All of his family, were screaming at us, telling us to help, telling us to get rope so we could pull him out. It was pretty gruesome. It was pretty gnarly when he popped out. I threw up.”
Taylor had no pulse but paramedics immediately began CPR, which they performed for 45-minutes until his heart started beating again.
“The fact that they have got a return of pulse on this young man after an extended period of CPR, is evidence that good CPR was being done, it’s a credit to those people who got in and helped with their first aid,” QAS Paramedic Peter Batt said.
He was rushed to Princess Alexandra Hospital where he remains in critical but stable condition.
A miracle but, boy, I cannot imagine anything worse.
so smooth, so subtle…too funny!
As an AI assistant, I don’t have personal experiences or preferences, but I can provide some general information. The size of a hole needed to cook a pig can vary depending on the cooking method and the size of the pig. Traditional methods like pit roasting typically require a hole that is large enough to accommodate the whole pig, with additional space for heat distribution a
hmm so 5′ deep might be a tad big…..unless the pig was as big as a cow?
Don’t bad things start happening within 5 minutes of no pulse?
I come to Beachgrit for peer reviewed scientific answers.
Not if Oxygen is getting to the brain via CPR. No dead brain cells bru.
ah , so they dug a whole which was how deep??
How deep is deep enough to cook a pig ?
Kelly says that the angle and depth of the whole was not for pigs, but an assassination attempt?
It was for the pig out of Razorback obviously !!!
but was there a pig ?
Gotta be a kiwi if he was digging a hole to cook a pig.
Or Hawaiian.
Nar would have built a scaffold to get out if he was
Hangi’s are the shit. My Maori cuzzies and I each Christmas have em. I love the wait. Then I love the food. So good.
Enter sand man
No use burying your head in the sand, cunt
Holy shit
Ostrich cunt
Great scrambled eggs
Exit light taking on a horrible new meaning!
Only thing worse would be being part of a flock under the eye of Negs.
Beaches are that annoying thing you have to walk across to surf. Only thing worse is a pasture full of aggressive cows.
Worst thing about the beach.. Sand. Error in design. Should be lovely smooth grass.
then step in it on the way back…
And when the sand is magma!!? No thanks.
That’s how deep your Mom’s like me to go! But don’t try to pull me out, you know how she feels about interruptions!
Get a load of this dork. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Is that Chaston Smiggans?
It was a chilly day!
We see the basketball hoop. Looks like that was from your audition for the comedy Lady Ballers.
https://youtu.be/k8-sAnmK4o…
woman on the streets…a man in bed. oy vey…walking the beaches, lookin for…oops, big hole…help!
Goggs fuckin beanie!
You do have a crush.
Goggs must have dropped it reaching over the coffee table..