Gabriel Medina (insert) in the crosshairs. Photo: Everything, Everywhere etc.
Gabriel Medina (insert) in the crosshairs. Photo: Everything, Everywhere etc.

“Chinese Cyclone” threatens to overwhelm “Brazilian Storm” as utopian People’s Republic experiences scintillating surf boom!

Everything, Everywhere, All at Once!

You are, likely, watching day three of the MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro, right now, maybe cheering for Gabriel Medina in his round of thirty-two, heat fifteen matchup against Hawaii’s Seth Moniz. Medina is but one of many excellent surfers who have poured into the champion tour ranks, en masse, during this past decade. The deluge, called the “Brazilian Storm” has gifted us, surf fans, phenomenal talents which to observe and enjoy.

Surfing was erroneously said to arrive in the land of order and progress via Australia though our grand historian Matt Warshaw directly refuted in his weekly must-read newsletter (subscribe here).

A mistake that I genuinely regret is being party to the idea, handed along now for nearly 60 years, that Peter Troy introduced surfing to Brazil. Troy, a tall, lanky, blond-haired blue-eyed surfer from Victoria, Australia, cofounder of the Bells Beach contest, arrived in Rio in the winter of 1964, halfway through an epic four-year surf trip through Europe and the Americas. What happened there, exactly? In a 1968 SURFER profile, Troy was said to have “influenced surfing techniques in Brazil.” In a second profile, from 1987, edited by yours truly, it states without equivocation that Troy was “the first person to surf in Brazil.”

Surfing had, in truth, been introduced to Brazil much earlier but the question, for our time, is when it was introduced to the People’s Republic of China?

The world’s most populous country, some 1.4 billion and counting, has recently fallen in love with the sport of kings, participation booming by large percentages. CNN took important time out from giggling at rival Fox over hypocritical text messages to highlight why those who call the utopia home have taken it up.

“Surfing has been a rising trend in China over the last two years. It’s partly because of the efforts surfers and surf clubs like us have been putting into the scene for the last decade. But it’s also because of the pandemic,” surf club owner Zhang Chao told the news network. “As outdoor activities are preferred (amid Covid restrictions), many people head to the beach and start surfing… People are also becoming less work-oriented and are looking for an alternative way of life they enjoy.”

“Surfing gives you a sense of freedom because we are always looking at our smartphones and always sitting in the office so our mind is always occupied. So you just bring your surfboard and go to the ocean and you can forget about anything,” yogi and photographer Tina Tang added.

The piece profiles the most serious surf towns including Riyue Bay, Shuanyue Bay, Nanyan Bay, Liu’ao and Shilaoren Beach which leads to the important question “when will the Chinese Cyclone appear on our World Surf League?”

The aforementioned “global home of surfing” does not currently host any competitions in China which seems short sighted. It must be assumed that chiefs Erik Logan and Jessi Miley-Dyer will get on it as soon as their important speaking duties in Austin, Texas are finished.

Many flame emojis.

Also, while you’re here, did you watch the Academy Awards last night?

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Piskian
Piskian
3 years ago

We’ve had some Chinese subs and ships round our island recently,that might explain it, they’re periscoping out the breaks.
I prefer BJs to RJs,more effective.

Gino
Gino
3 years ago

Called it on here a few years ago.they have the money, the coaches, the technology,and the population to get someone an Olympic medal.Dont under estimate the importance of a gold medal to Xi. Enjoy the quiet line ups while you can.

benkei
benkei
3 years ago

If you think surf spots are already crowded..wait.a few years till additoonal 1.4B people pick up a board

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

first one’s free…https://youtu.be/U2VGFOu8RsE

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago

considering how obscure a rj reference is i can only guess comms or jamming but would definitely be interesting to me!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

Spooks on BG! BRAVO!!

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago

bingo!

Gumby's Left Nut
Gumby's Left Nut
3 years ago

First to call it The Red Peril gets canceled

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
3 years ago

They’d get decent swell if Taiwan wasn’t there, which seems like an easy enough fix. Also, weren’t they building a wavepool in Wuhan out the back of the markets, powered by a new technology developed in a nearby laboratory?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
3 years ago

No mention of Peter Drouyn going there in the 1980’s to establish the Chinese surf academy, many years before he transitioned to Westerly Windina.
Were you unaware of it ?
Or did you purposely ignore it under instruction from your anti-trans Chinese masters ?

Otto
Otto
3 years ago

Aim for the chink in their armor.

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago

As a former low-level spy (Mandarin linguist in USAF), I was not able to “experience” mainland talent but I would have to say my preferred “experience” was Korea.

Tom
Tom
3 years ago

If Kelly can’t get a couple pools up there or a coaching gig post cut, well he hasn’t succeeded in this surf game!!
Julian with his new haircut, and Owen could likewise make a fortune in the coaching circus

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
3 years ago

I saw video of some Chinese surfers at Huntington Beach and they were way better than I was expecting them to be:

https://youtu.be/WzkGalX_vQ…

They’re going to be competitive much faster than anyone expects. Maybe not by 2024, but by 2028 I wouldn’t be surprised to see a Chinese surfer on the podium.

There are very good waves in mainland China. I remember looking up photos of a golf course built on Hainan and seeing a world class left that probably fires 1-2 times a year during the right Typhoons. Can’t seem to find the photo, but here is one with waves in the background. Just imagine that swell hitting a hollow left reef/point.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Mainland China will never have a surf culture because that requires freedom and clean water.
Two things China lacks .
Most of the mainland is blocked by islands but Hainan gets waves, the longboard world tour used to go there.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
3 years ago

Historically speaking you’re absolutely correct. World class talent doesn’t come from nothing, they usually come up somewhere with a strong local scene, older pros to watch, other groms around their age to compete/push each other in local contests, that sort of stuff. China has none of that. They still have a long way to go before they’re producing medalists.

Like you, I used to believe that China could not be competitive for several generations, if ever, because they don’t have the local scenes to foster talent. But after seeing what they’ve accomplished in 5 or so years I’m not so sure.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

It’s it a bunch of super rich kids that can travel any where? I think any country can produce those types and China has a lot of people so there will be many Chinese versions of Leonardo f

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Ronnie G would have never allowed this to happen!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

Wont natter soon, when the heart attacks start.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

“I spear equarry!” ~ V. Scorn

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

I haven’t heard any news of somebody getting slapped this year. What a shame.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

fortunately, unfortunately…no, no, and no…I was the the first to surf between 1st street and 2nd street…found a tweener. credit where credit’s due please, Matt. (He was a 4th streeter for a short period of time.)

https://www.dumpaday.com/wp…

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
3 years ago

Silicon Valley Bank could sponsor the WSL!

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago

Only a communist knows the feeling

Gadoot
Gadoot
3 years ago

Envision Chinese style Olympic gymnastics training programs creating superior surf athletes. Followed by the surf industry struggling to maintain some kind of cool status in the Chinese wake. The WSL has already neutered any form of personality or opinion in their athletes so we’re already half way there.


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