"The foam is just a combination of water and air!"
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It ain't like this today in Portugal!
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Waiting for the “JoJo’s” to start..
It’s hard to watch this after watching some of the ABB yesterday. Forgot how good a comp could be.
I’m so fired up for Lakey Peterson’s heat I’m going back to sleep…
The Marks/Lindblad heat is epic.
I’m not sure about the science on that….
its bullshit but you know , it could be true , like a flat earth
They are still forcing them to wear apple watches?
Wow… way TMI, Tyler
this tyler answer in next level
Basically she’s suffering from being a mouth breather
Was it better earlier
Aww, fuck this. Back to bed for an hour then watch Liverpool v Man City. That oughta be real good.
Ayyyye cunts. Sorry for the delay. Was over in the Mount watching Magic Dirt!!
Xox
Morning barneys and gentlemen. Looks like Com needs his second arm tendon reattachment surgery in less than three years. Picklum out?
Oh wow, this is fucked! See you perverts later x
G’day!
Xox
I’m just thinking the women’s top-5 rankings are going to be decimated beyind what it looked like the week before with each new event this year…
There goes my power surfer…
Surprise surprise, it’s fuckin grovel.
great P.R. right there for FCS…
Great to know there are grub screws … fucken hell. Kaips and his runaway mouth.
his pause after he said tells me his head was saying… “oh no… you idiot”
Morning cuntees – early here but I had a chilli bowel movement to take care of. The resultant mess looked pretty much like the surf at Molesters.
Anyway, I thought I’d share.
I think I did the best poo in the world today. Wasn’t going anywhere for a while. Thankfully no guests atm!
Xox
How many shite events at Shttytubos before it gets canned? I feel like i’m taking crazy pills.
Very true. I think it pumped the first year and has been shite basically every year since…
the perfect way to slow down momentum and interest in the ’24 ‘CT tour… go to Supertubos after Hawaii…