Homework time.
The 2024 Paris Olympics just very well might be the pinnacle of competitive professional surfing. The highest of highs and now under five months away. Teahupo’o is, of course, one of the most stunning waves on the planet and will provide a fabulous stage for heroes and heroines to shine but the surf fan has some homework before the torch is lit.
Namely, who are Cody Young, Alan Quinones, Lucca Messina, and Bill Stairmand? Oh we are familiar with the World Surf League stars and starlets, the Jordy Smiths and Carissa Moores, and will be happy to see them shine but the Olympics are custom built for upsets and imagine our embarrassment when, sitting on couch with aunts and uncles, watching the action when one of them asks, “Who’s Sol Aguerre?
Faces growing hot and red whilst we attempt to mumble something that sounds reasonable while not knowing even though surf fandom has a very low bar.
Shameful.
Thankfully, the legendary filmmaker Paul Taublieb is here for us. The Emmy-award winner has just dropped Teahupo’o Surf Camp: Road to Paris 2024 on the Olympic channel. The 40-minute documentary follows hopefuls as they head to Teahupo’o in order to be coached by local Tahitian Tereva David. There, they train, surf and share their backgrounds etc. Essential and especially when the eyes of aunts and uncles are burning holes.
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Gorilla the prophet with the truth. Moonlit beaches and empty lineups…those were good times. All for the pool migration.
Is the Love Boat still happening in the Chopes channel?
He’s a kiwi.
He fucks sheep.
He will work for less and harder too.
His cuzzy’s play some mean guitar.
When his dad is driving blazed he drives like dussssss 🛞 👀 🛞
Xox
He will whinge about not being able to vote in another country’s elections.
Olympics in LA in 2028. Surfing will really shine then, I mean imagine gold medal surfing at Topanga or El Porto. Maybe go fund me funding for Palm Springs, or Kellys botched development in teh Coachella valley happens now? Really show the world how incredible the symbology of a bunch off zeroes ala Olympic symbol really does add up to just that, zeroes.
haggerty’s had a pool…saltwater lagoon was near the deli? PV Drive…
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Wow. Have you got this in high res? Actually, no bother, it’d probably look even more skux all pixelated. Might dust-off the ol’ inkjet. The back of my core cupboard door could do with a change.
this is t-short and hoodie material.
you need to print one of these on the front of your red lifeguard speedos
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deep pit bucket hat.
for the man’s man who likes getting deep in dark water barrels
concusses…period~
The ‘t-short,’ interesting.
T-back shorts are all the rage.
you should apply for the gig of painting the old Te Whakaputanga o te rangatiratanga o Niu Tirene on all those La Femme Kiwi, well fortified, dairy plump cheeks that gonna be chilling in the channel.
I had to google that. The second bit, not the T-backs.
Lucca Messina was on the CT for 1 year and Billy Stairmand is a long-suffering QS warrior who once beat Slater in a heat at Margies. And I don’t even call myself a surf-journalist nor run a weekly surf podcast.
I was very happy to learn about Sol Aguirre
likewise 🙂
Sitting back watching as the surf media and industry leaches all transition to fans of the Olympics, just like they did with the pools , what a bunch of kooks not an original thought amongst the lot of them.
Is it worth running the Wsl in a Olympic year?
I mean who wants be crowned a champion at 2 ft trestles when you have a gold Olympian at teepoo!?!
Kinda downsizes the Wsl to irrelevant doesn’t it
Like the world champ being decided in a one day contest, surfing again stikes out on its own with the way Olympic athletes are chosen ….Should be the best surfers from each country , not who wins a contest in Puerto Rico. Stupid
Negative
Just missed out. it’s impressive Billy qualified 2 in a row
Wake me up when its over.
Alan has a good chance of taking home a medal if it’s serious teahupoo on offer.
How to offend every kiwi BG reader
Not offended.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Billy surprises by sneaking through a couple heats – Billy would be used to threading backhand tubes at the Ledge
Also wouldn’t be surprised if he bombs tho
Oh, he will bomb for sure.
But I’m still insulted
Searching for Siqi Yang.
AKA Kelly’s Chinese Girlfriend. Don’t be surprised if “she” paddles out for her heat with a bald head and strangely familiar style.
The labyrinth to get there is the easy part.
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Still gotta paddle over that ledge
the wave pool basin has designed contours that shape the man-made waves. just add greenery. and of course mice&men. or is that the dead reef?
The Grapes of Wrath Pro
The Tour Plane With The Band…needs a cover shot~ and a one hit wonder! and a Safe& Sane Landing…on a brazzi landin’ strip…
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Pismo. Morro. Steamer. Trestles? all have offered horsesback rides…
Of all the things you’ve written that have left me outraged, that caption has just topped the lot. I’m blind.
You have to give me 4 facts now.
I’ll give you eight – 8 x NZ national champion.
EIGHT! I’m shrill.
It’s the beauty of the Olympics. Regional heroes finally get known where it matters. USA! USA! USA!
Although it’s Bill’s second Olympics. And about his 22nd year on the QS.
22nd year?! How many gofundme’s is that I wonder?
What a battler. Pretty impressive how he’s still going. Hopefully he has a good go on the QS this year
Sean, that was Ricardo Christie who did the gofundme, not Billy. Know your kiwi.
Must have family money
More information than you need, or were expecting, and it’s the type of thing I’d normally reserve for ol’ mate Gil, who can’t get enough kiwi facts, but, Bill – I believe – is from very humble stock. About as grass roots as you get. And the poor bugger has had to deal with a lot of family tragedy.
Lost his mum and younger brother as per the short film. The guy can sit at my dinner table anytime..
Well shit. I think I will just go let myself out now.
but we still luv our x-pats? hardly…
… but is he sponsored by Jack Link’s??
With his name he’d surely be sponsored by Bailey’s ladders?
Which is the competitive equivalent of 1 Surfest Win
Sad, but true … but given that most kiwis don’t give a rats arse about comp surfing it’s not surprising that most pros have to head to Aus to get somewhat skilled.
He’s on the alpacino coffee today for sure
nobody punches tickets anymore. we use scalpers~