"Every day I stare at them like a cat looking at a bird through the window."
The co-creator of Seinfeld, Brooklyn-born Jerry Seinfeld, has revealed a lifelong fetish for surfing in an interview with People magazine, a celeb mag with sixty-mill readers.
Jerry Seinfeld, who turns seventy today, owned TV from the late nineties until, almost, the birth of the 21st century with his comedy Seinfeld, which ran from 1989 to 1998.
Seinfeld played a fictionalized version of himself, the straight man with a perpetual poker face to his three tightly wound pals, George, Elaine and Kramer.
“Every week you get your new ass, every fucking show…you meet some new chick and I know you fucking people,” Leon tells Jerry.
None of it – the cash, the gals, the houses, pretty cars – means anything, however, ‘cause Jerry Seinfeld never surfed and it eats the old New Yorker up.
“I follow every surfer on Instagram,” Seinfeld told People magazine. “Every day I stare at them like a cat looking at a bird through the window. The thing I would like to do more than anything is get up on a surfboard and ride a wave. That would be the dream of my life.”
Compare chasing waves to working a six-week season of twelve-to-sixteen hour shifts, real tough yards even if you’re pulling in thirteen gees for every line.
I think if I could have spent my entire life just living broke and being a surf bum and every day paddle out and spend a few hours a day surfing, that’s as good a life as any life you could have,” he said.
Spin the table.
Would you give up your life in the ocean for a few hundred mill in the bank, a mirrored white-and-gold bedroom and a conga-line of radiant sex slaves with bush that bulges from their lil panties?
Greater Building Society – “Surfer” with Jerry Seinfeld from Joe Morris on Vimeo.
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Chicks love it when you cum out of your nose!
Xox
Too expensive to do it right now mate. I’m waiting til the bank takes the house then I’ll do it.
What I don’t understand is what Seinfeld has been doing for the last 25 years when he could’ve been surfing. It’s not like he needed to make more money
I’ve got a CD of his stand-up show ‘I’m telling you for the last time’, and on there he says he wants to get into surfing. That was in 1998.
Take some of your scrooge-like swimming pool of cash and spend it on some surf adventures dude. It’s only going to get harder as you get older and grumpier
The man has taste. Wants to surf, owns an almost inconceivably amazing collection of Porsches (some of them the Museum in Germany wishes they had). I’d be happy to teach him, in exchange for a tour inside the infamous hangar in LA…
Yeah fuck sum reptile people have had it good.
That’s lizard, not reptile. Be specific please.
Hes the cunt with once the greatest Porsche collection ever & smashes young yente’s with zero indiscretion. An absolute legend. But his sentimentality can fuck off.
Hey Jerr,
I’ll take the GT3RS and the 2024 version of a fat boobed Shoshanna; please enjoy my cunty life for as much as needed.
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THIS is why I frequent BG! I’m trying to recall who asked Jerry if he’d rather drive a Porsche or a Shoshanna?
dat black dude is nat young as we progress…”the so africa crowd…biased still pissed, potz!
Love that guy.
Jerry’s ad with the greater building society was a high point in surf advertising. Also my bank of choice for 25 years.
Haha, Nobbys Reef looked pretty good the day of filming
Bush hasn’t bulged from panties since the last millennium.
He dodged a shoe pretty well
I fucken love this
Bush in panties, bush pits, bush crack, with that money I’d spelunk jungle all day and night. Could just build your own wave pool on the side.
A well written article Derick.
The Jim Betts seal of approval. Up there with the Pulitzer.
Lol
@@disqus_xCKGGeNBBw:disqus finding the Internet has been quite amusing.
He’s right, I’d take surfing over never doing it any day of the week.
I’m a bushman.. So I think I’m going to say YES!
It’s a balancing act. Going feral on the outer reaches of Sumatra and dreaming of chicks, then being caged by a chick and dreaming of being feral on the outer reaches of Sumatra and repeat.
Xox
Such is life
This. Is. Truth.
As you have pointed out, it’s a cyclical process. I’m currently back in the caged part of the cycle. Believe it or not – even the feral part can get old. When you haven’t taken a shit for 2 weeks because you’re full of worms and you got your last root on the stopover in Bangkok 18 months ago then you start to question the benefits of that lifestyle. Nearly every time I go to Indonesia I meet some new variety of a 60 year old cunt from Sydney who speaks fluent Bahasa and doesn’t bother getting off the boat unless its at Macaronis. They are usually landscapers or arborists. They’ve had too many good times to count but their brains have dried out from the lack of pussy. There’s only so much time you can spend sitting on a boat watching Indonesian music videos before you decide that you need to get back to work at some point.
describe ur volume as it’s trending and morphine, STAY AWAKE! slap~
Yeah good band
Morphine
𝅘𝅥𝅯 don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you𝅘𝅥𝅯
Oh mate, I am so done with indo, I can do three weeks in France for the same price now. And if the surf is fucked I go prowling (in a refined manner) and eat rad food as opposed to getting into boredom induced tropical mischief and getting extorted or robbed by the primitive cops. Happy to hear you are somewhat happily caged, it’s something to strive for!
Xox
in chick mode, not headed back, the xox is too good
We are all looking for the vision!
Xox
kind of like the best barrels, it’s when you think there’s no chance you’ll make it out that all the good stuff happens, just have to survive the foam balls and chandeliers!
And reverse spit!
Xox