iconic noosa beach shack for sale
Kimbo's pretty blue beach shack, fifty steps from the sand and eighty clicks of empty surf.

Iconic Aussie beach shack owned by surf legend and fronting 80km of pristine beach lists for $US1 million

Gorgeous almost-beachfront shack owned by Australian champion and former hunter of Great Whites!

In one of the rarest opportunities you’ll find in the wildly inflated Australian property market, an almost-beachfront shack has hit the market for around one mill US. 

The former surfing champion Kim McKenzie, who is known as the Mooloolaba Shark Girl ‘cause she worked with her daddy maintaining the government’s shark meshing program in the seventies, has listed her colourful weatherboard joint at 13 Mackerel St on Noosa’s North Shore. 

The two-bedder on six thousand square feet of sand, fifty steps from the water, is painted various shades of blue and is decorated with life preservers, paddles, and lobster pot floats, all the detritus from a life at sea.

Iconic aussie beach shack
Iconic noosa beach shack

Noosa’s North Shore is that eighty-click stretch of sand, which takes in the famous Double Island Point, surf that before you die, across the Noosa river from Noosa itself. 

If you want to solitude and empty waves, well, here’s your chance. Fifteen minutes boat ride and you’re in the relative madness of Noosa Heads. 

Kim McKenzie, it must be added, is as firmly embedded in Australian surfing folklore as anyone.

In an excellent 1974 Tracks interview, archived by the ever diligent Matt Warshaw,  John Grissom wrote: 

Recently, when word of her reputation as a sportswoman and “sharkie” reached the publicity-conscious government agencies responsible for promoting Australia abroad, Kim was written up in a series of press handouts released through Aussie consulates overseas. The article, together with her picture, appeared in a score of newspapers in a dozen languages throughout Europe, the Middle East and India. She is known today around the world as the Shark Lady of Australia and in fact has received many letters so addressed from readers everywhere (though she’s quick to add she’s not the only woman sharkie). Ironically she has gone largely unnoticed in her homeland—and she’s quite happy to leave it that way. She’s not interested in stardom, let alone sensationalism.

But it is hard NOT to be sensational about someone with those credentials. Still, I had no idea what to expect when a couple of weeks ago on a sultry afternoon I stepped off the plane to meet Kim. She was barefoot and wearing corduroy shorts and a colorful peasant blouse over her bikini — along with a white shell necklace and a floppy wide-brimmed straw hat. Minutes later I was sitting in the passenger seat of her in her blue high-performance Toyota Celica LT, (complete with mag wheels, four-on-the-floor and black-primed bullet nosed side view mirrors on Swiss cheese mounts), listening to Carly Simon and James Taylor wail through “Mockingbird” at high volume on the eight-track, and heading for Caloundra for a quick surf (her second of the day).

Kim had already done a four-hour shark run that morning. PLUS — as we loped along the backstretch at an easy 60mph, she laid out this very together rap about her background, her job, life in a small town and the people around her. No nervous laughter, no games, no flirtation, no jive — just upfront and straight ahead.

It was Sunday afternoon and the pleasant two-to-three foot beachbreak at King’s was crowded but Kim found no difficulty getting waves. No one dropped in on her.

And, from a 1975 edition of the New York Daily News,

Kim McKenzie is the Australian women’s surfing champion. That’s what she does for fun. How she makes a living is something else. During working hours, the husky 5-foot-9 blonde is the official shark catcher for the State of Queensland, hauling in an average of 350 saw-toothed monsters a year.

Kim is a 24-year-old who grew up in a beach village called Mooloolaba, which is fronted by the Great Barrier Reef. She is nonchalant about her unusual and dangerous profession.

“My father is a boat builder,” she explains in her heavy accent, “so I always went fishing with him and helped him build boats. I was terrible in school; I could never pass anything—I just wanted to be around the water, so I quit before I got kicked out. When the shark contract came up four years ago, we bid on it and got it. Our job is to protect the swimmers at certain beaches. Now my father’s stopped doing it, and I’m the skipper myself.”

Kim traps the majority of the sharks in 600-foot nets placed outside the bathing area. Sharks trapped in the nets are usually dead by the time Kim and her mate bring them in. She also sets 27 drum lines with bait each day. The hooked sharks usually remain alive. Kim kills them with powerheads that contain 12-gauge shotgun shells.

Although Kim appears totally unfazed by daily encounters with all sizes and shapes of sharks, she has a healthy respect for her prey.

“The first shark my father and I caught was a Great White,” she recalls. “We brought it on board thinking it was dead, but it wasn’t. It lashed around with its tail and knocked me against the wheelhouse. I was stunned and bleeding; my father was hurt worse. Finally we hung it off the side of the boat and shot it. Since then I have never brought a shark on a boat again until I was sure it was dead.”

“Sharks are definitely a threat to swimmers in Australia,” she continues. “I never swim alone or at night. Sharks prowl at night. I have a surfing friend who was attacked by a shark at dusk while he was on his board. His friends came to his aid, but he was badly mangled. I always surf at mid-day with plenty of people around.”

Kim picks up about seven or eight Great Whites (you remember the star of Jaws) a year.

“They are definitely the most dangerous,” she says. “I saw Jaws and I can see why people would be frightened by it, but most of the movie was inaccurate, as far as a shark’s behavior goes.”

Kim became Australia’s women’s surfing champion, a title she has held the past two years, on her days off from shark catching. Now she is preparing for the Smirnoff World Pro-Am Surfing Championship in Hawaii month, in which she and other women surfers will compete against men.

“I like competing against men,” she states. “I have a better time with them. I get too nervous with the girls. But no, I can’t beat the really good men. No girls can just yet. Maybe in another 10 years, but certainly not now.”

Kim, who is single, lives with some mates, as she calls her friends, and a Great Dane, and is in the process of building a beach house with her own hands in her hometown of Mooloolaba.

“I prefer American men to Australians,” she says definitely. “Australia is a man’s country and the men are male chauvinists, to say the least. American men are much more polite and thoughtful. Maybe someday I’ll get married, but so far most men end up boring me.”

“I’ll never get rich from surfing or shark catching,” shrugs Kim McKenzie, who combines a hair-raising vocation with a merely dangerous avocation, “but I don’t care. My only ambition is to be happy. Things always turn out good for me, so I’ll always be happy.”\

Buy her joint here. 

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Reece spoon
Reece spoon
2 years ago

Last i heard mooolaba wasnt on the nth side of noosa it was part of the maroochydore shire..wtf..

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Reece spoon

Plate tectonics in real time!

Paul Cunningham
Paul Cunningham
2 years ago

Are sharks still being netted and shot? That sounds pretty gnarly . . . and a bit archaic.

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
2 years ago

Go on queen get paid.

Good on her. She reads an awesome human and Aussie, she actually did something with her life unlike most of us.

Hope she gets a huge bag.

Sucks that in 20 years no normal human will afford to be at the beach. Truth.

But who cares most of us are already mostly dead, barely surf or if we do secretly on a mid length, talk about how good it used to be, hate the WSL but watch every event.

She was killing great whites when most of us bitter tits got shoved into mum by our dad’s half pathetic moment of excitement.

Only thing most of us have killed is shaking our dick multiple times a day.

Onward lads.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

this guy ripped off Mick O’Briens pipe house design & decor

must be smokin’……a big fat cigar in a flashy car….. tink him some superstar.
…..rollerskate gang hot on his track
…..him haffa get a beatin’

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago

Sharks and over priced beach houses owned by former pro surfers
2 / 5 main Beach Grit headlines combined !
Just need it to include Sasha, Kelly slater and wsl ineptitude (in any order)and it will be the whole ensemble

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Jonah Hill, surf equity and eddie rothman give you triple word score!

astro
astro
2 years ago

Good on him!
Popular win.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

Those round doored showers are really fucked

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

Wonder if one day DR will stumble into the burgeoning market of used Van Life vans.

astro
astro
2 years ago

That’s enough of Bella. This should’ve finished 5 mins ago.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

The post final interview in the middle of a final just really doesn’t work

astro
astro
2 years ago

More wooz nonsense.
Give em their interview afterwards.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Yes, interview on podium.

astro
astro
2 years ago

Ronnie’s cursing them.

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago

I have no idea what the judges were looking for. Isabella’s second score was so cooked.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Erin is the new KS!!

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

Jess Starling is the new Rosie

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Is that the bra less blond interviewing?

Finally the WSL figures out how to choose on air talent.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Very nice!!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

‘Ol squitor bite?

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

This is BG, not realestate.com

A battle of the titan’s is going down at North Narra, and I need to comment on Flick’s physical deficiencies

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

I’m here for ya, Andy.
Fire away …

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Jordy’s attacking harder than Erin Brook’s dad on his ice pipe

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Hang on – I’ll have to fire up yt…

Internet Technician - Level 5
Internet Technician - Level 5
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

and questionable choice of clothing yet again

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Apparently she is from west Oz…..
And has small but somehow flabby tits

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Worst kind


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