Mother of the Year.
Today is Mothers’ Day in the United States and possibly Europe. A time to reflect on our dear givers of life. Did you do something nice for the ones in your life? Chocolates, flowers, hand-written notes or something even finer like a Hermes scarf? Well done but not as well done as Minnie Driver’s neighbor’s dog who saved the ultimate surf local from drowning after she busted her ribs on her surfboard.
Driver, who burst back onto our scene last week with a savage dismantling of DJ Diplo recounted the story when the Alsatian-Labrador mix sprang into action off the coast of bucolic Malibu. I’d bust my rib, and the only thing about that is you can’t get a breath in,” the starlet, a stunning 54 and mother of one told the Table Manners podcast hosts. “And my neighbour’s amazing dog . . . basically came and started trying to get me out. The dog alerted him (the neighbour) that I was in trouble, because I was out by myself.”
Heroic but not quite as heroic as Driver shattering Diplo. Let’s remember once more.
“Diplo dropped in on me last summer so many times on his stupid foam board. He was out with a mate of mine so I wasn’t allowed to say, ‘Would you stop it and have some respect? Also, you can’t surf.’ I was so annoyed. It’s also like, if you’re gonna come to Malibu and like, buy your big house, and suddenly consider yourself a surfer, and paddle out, and piss off the people that have lived there for years, you’re gonna get outed on a podcast. I’d rather shame him than go and do what he did.”
Mother of the Year?
Quite possibly yes.
She’s still attractive
I hope Ms. Driver’s self-esteem improves so she can tell anyone who drops in on her to stop it. The fact that someone is with her friend shouldn’t give bad or dangerous behavior a pass.
Math Damon
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Serious Surf Question:
If George Pittard gets pitted is it then refereed to as Pittarded?
I forgot the name of the spot Driver is paddling in this picture. Fun wave when it’s on, but if Driver was out by herself then she must have been surfing small Drivelers.
Little Dume. Gulley.
Most elitist fun little reefie there is in Norht LA County.
Can get burned by super sucked in looking Beastie boy Mike D or some crypto billionaire fuck on an electric foil, replete with FCS surf hat, 4/3 wettie and booties in 71 degree summer water.
Can watch Strider give 300$ a hour surf lessons to packs of ex model millionaire milfs. I want to hate but I cant, to much win. Good on him.
Seen Slater and Gilmore both go nuts there.
Place is a little wave park but gets crowded even though private, and cant handle much size.
Caliber of surfing is sub mid. Caliber of human is Malibu hateful. Fun but strange place to surf.
Streisands house sits cliff side. I always thought it cool. Yentyl might be taking the deuce of her life watching us tits, out her 15 million dollar bathroom window, have a surf at the Outer.
In winter Big Dume up the way gets pretty heavy. Zuma and PDS around the point when good is a score.
This is way better than the beach grit story above … Only surfed Big Dume once on a hurricane swell and it was ridiculously fun.
BG loves mocking easy, non anglo, targets, but when former golden boy Kolohe has a meltdown, crickets.
Minnie Driver looks mighty white to me.
What’s the latest on Kolohe?
He likes to yell “GET IT RIGHT!” at the judges while he loses heels.
she’s got some wild eyes.
looks bit crazed.
No doubt.
She is an easy target.
But she’s literally Anglo. British. Born in London.
So the post made no sense in this context. Poking fun at the palest surfer at Malibu is not picking on someone who isn’t Anglo.
And people with the name Andino tend to be Spanish, Portuguese, and Native American in origin, not Anglo.
So where did any of that shit come from?
Khloe gets deservedly roasted anytime he’s on the radar but sadly for us and gladly for him he can’t even get on the radar because he’s a DB tool who never lived up to his (marginal and not even very progressive or interesting) potential and blames everyone else for his losses and not his own ineptitude. What meltdown are you referring to because I have unfortunately not heard such scuttlebutt? (Nor do I want to even bother looking it up myself because he’s boring and annoying. Just remember, (at the risk of beating a dead horse) Keanu Asing has a CT victory and Khloe does not.
Jin likes lip sync gossip but no on the spread..
Back by popular demand
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ARE THEY RELATED ?
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75 German thighs
That’s what I counted from the bridge of it’s nose, to the hairline.
#eyebleach
Some people just love the sound of there own voice.
Or well-groomed and well-educated Britons and THEIR own writing perhaps?
#1 reason we post in beach grit.
“He was out with a mate of mine so I wasn’t allowed to say, ‘Would you stop it, etc etc’.”
So she didn’t want to tell him he’s a kook quietly, but didn’t mind telling the whole world about it.
Good shit
She’s definitely the right candidate to interview EeLow…
Alsatian-Labrador mix: “You dog….paddle!”
You sure that’s not a picture of Sasha after their recent surgery?
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