Minnie Driver (pictured) on board.
Minnie Driver (pictured) on board.

Mothers’ Day Miracle as dog saves ultimate surf local Minnie Driver from drowning

Mother of the Year.

Today is Mothers’ Day in the United States and possibly Europe. A time to reflect on our dear givers of life. Did you do something nice for the ones in your life? Chocolates, flowers, hand-written notes or something even finer like a Hermes scarf? Well done but not as well done as Minnie Driver’s neighbor’s dog who saved the ultimate surf local from drowning after she busted her ribs on her surfboard.

Driver, who burst back onto our scene last week with a savage dismantling of DJ Diplo recounted the story when the Alsatian-Labrador mix sprang into action off the coast of bucolic Malibu. I’d bust my rib, and the only thing about that is you can’t get a breath in,” the starlet, a stunning 54 and mother of one told the Table Manners podcast hosts. “And my neighbour’s amazing dog  . . .  basically came and started trying to get me out. The dog alerted him (the neighbour) that I was in trouble, because I was out by myself.”

Heroic but not quite as heroic as Driver shattering Diplo. Let’s remember once more.

“Diplo dropped in on me last summer so many times on his stupid foam board. He was out with a mate of mine so I wasn’t allowed to say, ‘Would you stop it and have some respect? Also, you can’t surf.’ I was so annoyed. It’s also like, if you’re gonna come to Malibu and like, buy your big house, and suddenly consider yourself a surfer, and paddle out, and piss off the people that have lived there for years, you’re gonna get outed on a podcast. I’d rather shame him than go and do what he did.”

Mother of the Year?

Quite possibly yes.

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Nikola
Nikola
2 years ago

She’s still attractive

MistyMisty
MistyMisty
2 years ago

I hope Ms. Driver’s self-esteem improves so she can tell anyone who drops in on her to stop it. The fact that someone is with her friend shouldn’t give bad or dangerous behavior a pass.

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

Math Damon

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
2 years ago
Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

Serious Surf Question:

If George Pittard gets pitted is it then refereed to as Pittarded?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

I forgot the name of the spot Driver is paddling in this picture. Fun wave when it’s on, but if Driver was out by herself then she must have been surfing small Drivelers.

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Little Dume. Gulley.

Most elitist fun little reefie there is in Norht LA County.

Can get burned by super sucked in looking Beastie boy Mike D or some crypto billionaire fuck on an electric foil, replete with FCS surf hat, 4/3 wettie and booties in 71 degree summer water.

Can watch Strider give 300$ a hour surf lessons to packs of ex model millionaire milfs. I want to hate but I cant, to much win. Good on him.

Seen Slater and Gilmore both go nuts there.

Place is a little wave park but gets crowded even though private, and cant handle much size.

Caliber of surfing is sub mid. Caliber of human is Malibu hateful. Fun but strange place to surf.

Streisands house sits cliff side. I always thought it cool. Yentyl might be taking the deuce of her life watching us tits, out her 15 million dollar bathroom window, have a surf at the Outer.

In winter Big Dume up the way gets pretty heavy. Zuma and PDS around the point when good is a score.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
2 years ago
Reply to  Cuntry Singer

This is way better than the beach grit story above … Only surfed Big Dume once on a hurricane swell and it was ridiculously fun.

Jin
Jin
2 years ago

BG loves mocking easy, non anglo, targets, but when former golden boy Kolohe has a meltdown, crickets.

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago
Reply to  Jin

Minnie Driver looks mighty white to me.

What’s the latest on Kolohe?

Sam George’s Hair
Sam George’s Hair
2 years ago
Reply to  No Feelings

He likes to yell “GET IT RIGHT!” at the judges while he loses heels.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  No Feelings

she’s got some wild eyes.
looks bit crazed.

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

No doubt.

Jin
Jin
2 years ago
Reply to  No Feelings

She is an easy target.

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago
Reply to  Jin

But she’s literally Anglo. British. Born in London.

So the post made no sense in this context. Poking fun at the palest surfer at Malibu is not picking on someone who isn’t Anglo.

And people with the name Andino tend to be Spanish, Portuguese, and Native American in origin, not Anglo.

So where did any of that shit come from?

Skippy
Skippy
2 years ago
Reply to  Jin

Khloe gets deservedly roasted anytime he’s on the radar but sadly for us and gladly for him he can’t even get on the radar because he’s a DB tool who never lived up to his (marginal and not even very progressive or interesting) potential and blames everyone else for his losses and not his own ineptitude. What meltdown are you referring to because I have unfortunately not heard such scuttlebutt? (Nor do I want to even bother looking it up myself because he’s boring and annoying. Just remember, (at the risk of beating a dead horse) Keanu Asing has a CT victory and Khloe does not.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
2 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

Jin likes lip sync gossip but no on the spread..

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

Back by popular demand

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ARE THEY RELATED ?
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ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago

75 German thighs
That’s what I counted from the bridge of it’s nose, to the hairline.

#eyebleach

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

Some people just love the sound of there own voice.

Thruster_Truster
Thruster_Truster
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Or well-groomed and well-educated Britons and THEIR own writing perhaps?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

#1 reason we post in beach grit.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

“He was out with a mate of mine so I wasn’t allowed to say, ‘Would you stop it, etc etc’.”

So she didn’t want to tell him he’s a kook quietly, but didn’t mind telling the whole world about it.

Good shit
She’s definitely the right candidate to interview EeLow…

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

Alsatian-Labrador mix: “You dog….paddle!”

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago

You sure that’s not a picture of Sasha after their recent surgery?

No Feelings
No Feelings
2 years ago
Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

oof


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