Hudson Valley go home.
United States presidential candidate Donald J. Trump hits the New Jersey shoreline, today, in order to host one of his signature rallies wherein the faithful and faithful-curious are regaled with various oral histories. The Trump rally has become ubiquitous during the last eight years what with much panache and vitriol. They usually occur in the middle parts of America but hours ago, surfers were treated to the show.
Huzzah.
Though those intent on attending were met with a hefty list of “do nots.”
Do not bring:
Aerosols, ammunition, animals, backpacks and bags, balloons, bicycles, coolers, drones, explosives, firearms, glass, thermal or metal containers, laser pointers, mace, packages, selfie sticks, signs, structures, supports for signs, toy guns, weapons, any other item determined to be a potential safety hazard.
Surfboards miraculously spared unless our pointy thrusters fall into the weapons/structures/any other item determined to be a potential safety hazard categories.
Another huzzah.
Though I curiously wonder why firearms are banned what with second amendment protections and all. If they are good enough for Tennessee classrooms, shouldn’t they be good enough for rallies?
Also, no Yeti cups?
Still, the banning of beach chairs and selfie sticks enough to cheer even the most libtarded of wave sliders.
A third huzzah in one story?
Unprecedented times.
“libtarded” the eloquence of the Trump University of Fraud goat felching scribe
Never Forget this bloated orange rapist slob, Count Flatula bragged about being the only man in the beauty pageant dressing room.
Don Phartleone, bloated rapist slob and Father of the Year:
“You remind me of my daughter” as he tagged Stormy
He can’t remember where he *is*. He can’t remember to shit on the toilet. He doesn’t remember he’s not president. He can’t remember he has absolutely no power to do anything at all.
Boogie boards weee definitely allowed… Since any Trump loving surfer in Jersey is certainly prone…..Or on their knees…..
carpool lane!
I’m so scared! Today former President Bone Spur said if he loses in November the stock market will crash be WORSE than 1929. My future is tied up in Apple and Amazon which seem bullet proof. Should I sell everything and buy gold or Trump Media stock? Is Beachgrit going public anytime soon? What’s the current interest rate on a medium firm Tempur Pedric mattress with a standard cash stashing slit? My only solace is that my toilet only requires two flushes maximum and Mexico is starting to pay for the wall that was built during Bone Spurs first term.
Can you imagine him squirming during testimony when he can’t interrupt and the narrative doesn’t support his lies?
The country will fall into chaos though if he isn’t exonerated and immediately installed as king. Fair warning.
2 inch mushroom. With bronzer obviously. Just like God intended.
To be fair, she said huge mushroom, like a toadstool. Better than hung like a peanut.
Bellowing sow, that fat orange grease ball is hung like a mouse, Ivanka told me.
I thank you for gathering the correct intel. 🙏
can’t believe a word this porn star says…after all she’s an “actress” who fakes orgasms and lies for a living.
the only function of her mouth is dick washing.
She’s actually pretty astute at business and seems pretty smart. We’re all prostitutes on one level–if she’s a nympho, may as well get pleasure out of it, instead of the rest of us who take it in the rear from 9am Monday to 5pm Friday.
yes, very astute. did you know filing fake law suits is actually taught in some California business schools as a way to get seed money?
….and telling multiple lies from “it never happened” to “he blocked the door and I blacked out” is confusing even Bill Maher…but like I said, an actors job is to lie.
Hopefully taking it in the rear in Indo is better than where you previously lived. “squeal boy”
Happy you don’t seem as happy lately. Everything ok? And people lying to get money…sounds like she fits right into a proud US tradition.
Happy is tired.
Happy Trump Trash, celibate magat
Don Phartleone is the best known liar on earth
He bragged about groping women
He was found liable of sexual assault
He called his daughter a fine piece of ass
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Sounds like you missed the turnoff to the psych ward and ended up at Beach Grit.
Easy mistake, but no rubber rooms here for you.
Trump Trash, your messiah is the best known liar on earth you don’t gaf about the truth. Magat JA
Where you gonna hide?
The only trial moving forward is the mattress actress trial. What happens to your faith in Democracy when. democratic jurors find Trump “Not Guilty”?
How you been bro?
Fucking cold here, shit waves forever.
Tried to watch the contest, high tide close outs and two little girls. One supposedly ready for Tahiti, dunno. I guess miracles can happen, but if you’re dodging small Narrabeen…..
I don’t expect anything from any courtroom over anything involving wealth with lawyers to argue money more important than humanity. Just a show. I’ll take it in and do what I will do anyway which hasn’t been surfing.
PS… worked out in the desert this week and stopped by the surf club twice, both times closed. A lot of money invested, will tell you that. Thought about the batting cages nearby, but too damn hot. Homeless everywhere too, zombies at night.
Doing well Hippy, thanks for asking.
Busy mapping out pasture on Montana property. Using drone footage with detailed tree marking to minimize tree harvest but still provide a pasture that provides shade for future livestock, with ample room for moving about.
Too funny to hear about surf club. With the homeless perhaps they need to do what SF is doing. Providing free vodka, beer and wine to the homeless.
I loved big sky Otto
Good luck building your ranch and move while you can still enjoy it
My neighbor built a palace in west Oz, but died before he moved there. RIP Glen Kennedy.
Big Sky is rad.
Wonder how the northern lights show was up there yesterday. Been seeing some pics from NH that looked cool.
A palace it is not. But, it’s well-planned with thought, and more thought being put into every decision before taking action.
Too bad Bigsky only gets snow once every decade . That and it’s been bought out and overblown by Californian and Texas escapees … Sound familiar?
My place isn’t in Big Sky. But yes, you’re correct.
‘Feels like snow,’ per some guy in the Albertson’s parking lot. (Seemed a little exaggerated.)
Just like OJ!
He’s not getting immunity
Democrats know themselevs to be an absolute embarrassment. That’s why they’re embarrassing Trump. The Judge has already committed multiple reversible errors. The process is the punishment, to keep Trump from campaigning. That’s their only guaranteed outcome. It’s backfiring spectacularly.
not sure what you are reading about Trumpy’s Stormy trial, but for the rest of us it’s entertainment central……..he looks confused/angry and is now becoming incoherent with his late nite rambles……..couldn’t even remember the age of Barron, LOL!
Oh, you poor thing. Well… Bless your heart.
Bragg is trying to prosecute an accounting action that the DOJ refused to prosecute, resurrecting a state law beyond statute of limitations by coupling it with some theory of violating Federal Law, saying he was trying to rig the 2016 election even though the action in question happened after the election.
You clearly have no idea how retarded the Democrats can be.
The bloated orange slob is slinging bibles to pay rape fines.< https://uploads.disquscdn.c… b>
Otto, bleach drunk JA,
Don Phartleone, a criminal defendant currently free on bail, facing 500 million in rape, fraud, and defamation penalties is the best known liar on earth.
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“You remind me of my daughter” he said while tagging Stormy
Count Flatula was dean of crime at Trump’s University of Fraud
Primary beneficiary at Trump’s Charity of Greed
He’s a guilty, greasy orange slob headed to the abattoir
TrumpTrash. The bloated orange slob is a convicted sex offender and fraud. He’s a criminal defendant free on bail selling gold sneakers and bibles to pay fines for his crimes
Wow, pause amazing pause fullstop.
This guy I know, Kaipo, keeps trying to convince me to invest in Bailey ladders and Bon Soy. You may want to consider?
neighbor of mine was the lead for the Secret Service in Hawaii when Obama and world leaders came.
They tried to completely shut down the Waikiki Beach Front activities.
I worked as liaison between Beach Activities (catamarans, surf schools, beach rentals, etc.) with Secret Service, Homeland Security and USCG to ensure that Waikiki beach Activities could remain open over the 10 day period when world leaders were here.
negotiating our requests with their safety requirements was over a one year process, but it all worked out. There were background checks on everyone that worked the beach, special timing and passenger requirements for vessel ingress and egress, access designation and a huge list of unacceptable items within the safety perimeter.
This is serious stuff.
RE: “If they are good enough for Tennessee classrooms”.
If you’re transgender, you’re all good to shoot up a bunch of kids at a Christian school.
Thank you, LGR, for doing your part to keep a dignified American President safe during his visit to Oahu.
HA! I had nothing to do with the safety of the corrupt, closeted homosexual liar.
Obama was anything but dignified. another thing I learned by working closely with the aforementioned agencies….and his extended family.
Couldn’t give a rats ass about that fraudulent dirtbag.
Hello anyway brother
how ya’ been Hip?
good wave’s here, not that I’ve had the chance to surf.
Busy as, these days.
you get a chance, pop over for a few days.
got a new project I’m working on. Right up your alley.
You got my email?
You never answer so why?
….and you don’t bring me flowers……..anymore.
Don’t know where you’re trying to contact me but I believe the email address associated with the account is on.
I’ll check again, but yeah for awhile I never switched it on.
find Voorhees and you will locate a hippy
I sent an email to MV.
He’s got my contact info.
hit me up.
You say that like every president since time immemorial hasn’t been a fraudulent dirtbag.
nope. absolutely agree with you on that.
LoL! Because we all KNOW that mf isn’t from there! You shouldn’t have to be worried about your safety in your “hometown”. What a f pile of lies!
Youre naive to think that security is not employed anywhere these cats go
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More as the trial develops.
Conditions weren’t great today so you didn’t need the board.
No weapons at a conservative rally?
That’s USSS.
There’s so many weapons there you have no idea are there.
I assumed, I know one thing conservatives don’t like is following rules and expect them to cheat.
Thank you for confirming my suspicion.
Nah, man. You don’t get it. Those weapons you don’t see are Secret Service under the Biden Administration. Biden thinks he’s punishing those Secret Service guys, little does he realize it’s so much a better detail.
Oh come on, you lost your sense of humor?
I know that Biden is evil and responsible for everything viewed as bad. Rhetorical.
We had a kid in college whose dad got him a SS gig after grad. He disowned each and every one of us, told me as much in the water. Would not speak to me on land, not even in passing. He was being watched, surveiled you might say as part of his interview process.
Soon disappeared, must have gotten the job.
Facial expressions are so important in interpersonal communication. Shit gets lost sometimes without it.
Biden is too out of it to be evil. But, those in the inner circle like Susan Rice. Oh yeah, evil through and through.
Takes a certain sort that has proven a willingness to take a bullet for a guy, or gal, who isn’t willing to take a bullet for you.
my buddy in the USSS told me one time, the code is “you elect em’ we protect em'”…….no matter who they are.
Land of the free 😂
Xox
Man….that last episode of maps to nowhere was fuvking mind blowing. That wave is incredible! If the forcast map is to be believed it’s somewhere in that Costa Rica to Columbia area. I have my doubts but that’s so cool if so. The surfing in the clip was insane especially soli and Caity. If that wave is located by more surfers no doubt there will be a strike mission sort of vibe to the joint in the future similar to a skeleton bay style thing. Epic all around.
Weren’t they wearing wetsuits?
Nah boardies looked like to me
Heard pebble stones, so probably trying to avoid the unavoidable.
Trump support! Jesus.
bands dont get better than these guys back then
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Open thread, cunts
Sundee morning, ooh arr George Pittar, breaky beers let’s go
Looks like ripped up Superpoopos out there right now. Waxhead doing his best to polish turd. Standby
North Saquaremabeen
Reports say 80,000 people are there. Largest of 2024 Campaign.
Meanwhile somewhere else Joe Biden is speaking to tens of people and losing another battle with the teleprompter.
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“my butt’s been wiped”