VALs in Venice.
VALs in Venice.

Surf beginners experiencing toxic shock after massive sewage spill shuts down Venice Beach

"I was having so much fun going straight but then I saw it..."

One of the worst places to surf in all of Southern California is, without doubt, Venice Beach. The iconic strip, just south of Santa Monica and north of LAX, has much to do including rollerblading, breakdancing, purchasing marijuana accessories, observing men painted like robots acting like robots, eating hot dogs wrapped in bacon etc. but riding waves is not one of them. Venice is a magnet for waist-high straight-handers but that has not stopped the hordes of VAL whom have begun their soft-top journey in these the Covid and post-Covid days of our lives.

Alas, it appears their springtime zoom zoom is being strangled by gross. Per the LA Daily News:

According to the county Department of Public Health, roughly 14,400 gallons of untreated sewage spilled into the creek between Wednesday and midday Thursday, discharging into the ocean. The source of the spill was not immediately released.

Health officials issued a closure order directing people to avoid the ocean water and any wet sand on the beach one mile north and south of Ballona Creek. That encompasses an area stretching from the southern end of Venice Beach, through the Marina del Rey area and south through Dockweiler State Beach.

“The Department of Public Health will conduct water sampling beginning (Friday), and the closures will remain in effect until Public Health receives two sampling results indicating that bacteria levels meet health standards,” according to the agency.

Come for the hemp bracelets, stay for the cholera.

Baby yuck yucks.

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NEGATRON

That one I’ve found can also kill off the neighbour.

tim_nelsen

never once got sick along the same stretches of sand…

NEGATRON

It’s just layer upon layer of schoolboy commentary from you.

Slead Dave

Live Thread!? Can I Bully.. No.. Mkay. 😒

Cuntry Singer
Slead Dave

Bowell Gates has Vaxed All Farms. Data available girls.

ValiantScorn

10ft. “sloughs” going to low tide on a swinger….

Otto Is A Pussy

Otto’s mom blew out the sewage system with her obese elephant shits again? Not cool

I need y’all to convince this little bitch to meet up with me and show how tough he is. For some reason after the threat he’s not willing to meet 🤔

Otto

Duck! That shit’ll kill you.

Otto

How much methamphetamine do you do everyday?

Slead Dave

Via her Trip to Wiggs’s Elephant farm. 😓

7dollarsurfboard

Eat feaces. Cry is free

Otto

Didn’t he die?

Slead Dave

No. Harry Perry saves Venice Beach from Gav Gruesome winning a court case to Free Buskers.

Gadoot

Just like the people anything south of point conception is full of shit.

Manuka

Rio de Janeiro California

Com Turren's vagina

That’s almost as dirty as Com Turren’s vagina!!!

tim_nelsen
JohnsKnees

Sounds like they gave Venice a much needed washing

Rich Marx

Is there a stretch of beach that has more BS to deal with for waves as bad as Venice? Parking sucks, lots of tweakers looking to jack your stuff, weird mix of unpredictably annoying kooks and predictable eggy locals. It can get pretty good but somewhere in the south bay will probably be better.

ricmatic

moved there late 80s, First surf was incredible, off shore etc. next day rode my bike down to jetty came out of the surf to find two boulders through it. 20 ish V13 guys mad dogging me 30 feet away. left.

Nonagon_Infinity

Bondi Cigars

Durban Poison

The skatepark and sunsets are fantastic. And the sweet smell of weed disguises any foul smells.

Sean Connery

14,400 gallons? Pffff….That’s just a baby spill by LA standards.

Com Turren's vagina

I’m pretty sure a 14,000 gallon raw sewage spill into Imperial Beach in SD would actually make the water cleaner. Thanks Tijuana 🤙

Stick man

The dawn of the Sew Age…

Chief Hot stuff

trans poo pipes be free!!
Or
Free free trans poo pipes!!

Dim Sim

Douché!


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