Passion, personified.
There are two ways to look at the Rio Pro from Saquarema.
You could look at it as a mostly average beachbreak that most average surfers would turn their noses at, nevermind the pros, who hope only to find one clean bit of face or closeout section where they might luck into a mid-six for a single turn.
Or, you could look at it as a welcome juxtaposition from the barrelling tropical reefs of Tahiti and Fiji, as an opportunity to see what elite surfers can do on objectively poor waves, and you might appreciate how this stretches them.
And of course, you should surely see that the Brazilian fans are the only proper surf fans anywhere in the world.
Being the kind of uplifted and positive guy I am, I’m very much pro Brazil.
In saying that, there are few highlights that all those of you who sleep during competition hours should seek out. This is not the kind of comp where you might appreciate condensed heats or replays. Even the highest scoring waves will look bizarre without the context of the whole day.
No need to worry about missing any insightful commentary either.
“He’s my pick to be world champion”, proclaimed Mitch Salazar in reference to yellow jersey wearer and leader by more than eleven thousand points, John Florence.
“I love that insight”, Kaipo replied with clear sincerity.
Scoring at Saquarema was a mush of fives, sixes and sevens. All were much the same. Clear water was rare and happened upon by luck. Any man might feel lucky or aggrieved by the outcome of any heat.
Yet, somehow, amidst such uncertainty, everyone who matters to the top five race (barring Jack Robinson) has made it to the quarter final stage, and that makes for an intriguing finish.
Connor O’Leary and Italo Ferreira will match up in quarter final one, owing to victories over Jack Robinson and Rio Waida.
Both have made the most of lumpy Sacquerma, O’Leary with powerful forehand surfing we rarely get to see, and Italo with explosiveness and unpredictability that only he brings in conditions like this.
Ferreira notched by far and away the best performance of the day in his defeat of Waida. The most striking aspect of his 17.50 heat total being not the numbers, but the joy he exudes in joyless waves. Italo is the man to beat here, and he’s sniffing at the edge of the top five.
As is Gabriel Medina, who will match up with Griffin Colapinto in quarter two. Both made their way to this stage with narrow victories in heats bereft of quality opportunities.
Colapinto sent Liam O’Brien home, but in a heat where only seven waves were attempted between them and really could’ve gone either way.
It was noted in commentary that Griffin Colapinto is known to meditate for up to eight hours a day. My notes suggest this is the meditative privilege of a deeply privileged man.
Medina’s defeat of Cole Houshmand was tight. A rare single figure heat total of 9.60 for Medina just pipped Houshmand’s 9.27. Medina attempted nine waves, Houshmand only two, but the fact that five of Medina’s waves were scored at less than a point tells you everything you need to know about the conditions.
Still, Medina is coming back to himself towards the end of the season, as he so often does. His post heat interviews exude composure and the eloquence of man in control of his destiny. Every day I rue the decision not to pull the trigger on a stupidly large bet on him to win the world title this year at the 22/1 odds that were offered pre Teahupo’o.
Two other men who seem in control amidst the chaos will meet in quarter three, John Florence and Yago Dora.
Dora is the reigning champion here, and seems to have retained the rhythm he found in El Salvador. Even if he’s not quite locked in to his dynamic best yet, he remains impossibly smooth. A counter, perhaps, to Italo’s twitchy explosiveness.
Florence, for his part, looks chillingly composed at the top of the rankings.
But quarter final four is perhaps the most intriguing, given the conditions and the rankings. Jordy Smith and Ethan Ewing wouldn’t be your first picks in wonky beachbreak.
Much less so, Smith to be in the top five at this stage of the season, at this point in his career. Honestly, despite watching all of these comps, I’m struggling to remember any Jordy highlights from this year. Have I just stopped paying attention to him? Please tell me if this is an anomaly, or I’ve simply failed to notice excellent surfing from him this year.
However, something I did notice (and a nod to Kaipo, who may have mentioned it at some point yesterday) was the sheer physicality of the men at the business end of both this competition and the season as a whole.
I once wrote an article about the fact that 5’9” was the optimum height for a pro surfer, given the number of athletes who were exactly this height or near enough. But the notion that tall, powerfully built surfers were generally disadvantaged has been blown out the water in recent years.
Anyway, regardless of how you feel about Brazil, it’s undeniable that we’ve got some of the best finals day match-ups in recent memory. Let’s hope for some decent waves to do it justice.
And if you’ll excuse me I need to go and dwell on my first day of official unemployment, whilst nursing a deep, clammy hangover.
It was my last day as a teacher yesterday. Maybe just for twelve months, maybe forever. I’m still mildly conflicted about it, but it’s happening and I can’t go back.
This week, kids stopped me in the corridor to tell me I’d better come back. There was a note on my desk from some pupils. They hope the book I plan to write goes well, they said. Maybe they’d even read it. But did I really have to leave to do it? Couldn’t I stay and write a book about them, maybe?
I could, maybe. But I need to commit entirely to something else for a while. And that thing is indeed writing a book. It’s biography, of sorts. About an exceptional figure, a hill runner. Perhaps the fastest man to run in our hills in hundreds of years of recorded history, but a man whose humility outweighs his talent. A man only very few people would know about if it wasn’t for writers who recognise how important stories like his are. Stories of true greatness without fanfare or ego.
It won’t make me rich, this book. In all likelihood it won’t even pay the bills. But it feels important. I feel privileged to have the opportunity to tell this story, if I can pull it off.
Wish me luck. Or not. Either works.
(Editor’s note: As mentioned in the headline, Italo Ferreira won. Details on that bit tomorrow.)
Thanks JP. I didnt evben know this was happening! I feel horrible that I msised the chamce to enjoy wading in the pomnd of live commentary, and further missed the comp alltogeher!
Good read though, feel like I missed naught as far as the top 5 race goes.
Luck is 🤞. Fuck that. Just get it done, no excuses. & stop with the whiney undercurrent of self pity. Good writers make money. You just need to work out if you’re going to grow pair & back yourself whilst prioritising being able to commercialise what you do. Get great or fuck off. Your welcome.
Good work! It’s wild how much mental space work and its accompanying BS takes up.
There’s one surefire way to clear.your mind for the work that lay ahead. Tag and bag that Red Stag.
chase that dream downhill!
ya know what JP, I’m hopeful & excited for ya in that it keeps ya “unemployed” but the rent & food & maybe a lil’ extra cash is sorted forevermore. those would be nice outcomes & that’s what a dude of your writing ability deserves in the realm of external rewards.
but if Scottish adolescents are like their American ones, I bet you’re well-versed in encouraging them to just fuckin’ pour it out of their pens onto paper, external outcomes be damned. knowing full-well the process & the inner game is the real jackpot at the bottom of the haggis tub. enjoy yourself & i look forward to buying your final draft one day.
At this point Mitch has to be banging JMD yeah?
Xox
bean to bean you’d reckon 😉
Haha gross.
Xox
One of Mitch Salazar’s brilliant one liners regarding a surfer getting a required score ” he’s either going to get it or not” unbelievable
profound..
The great gushing lump went on to describe Jack Robinson as practically Brazilian. Particularly poignant as Jesse Mendez was sat next to him in the booth. The part time Italian was less than amused judging by the look on his face
This is lovely and it’s no wonder that the kids love you 🙂
Xox
Crazy how big the turnout is for this event always is. There had to be 10,000+ lathered up Brazzos when the final hooter sounded, many of who were festooned with official WSL swag and lots of love for the brand. Pretty obvious why – despite the lack of proper waves – the Wozzle keeps coming back, and always will. A normal CT doesn’t sniff that level of attendance.
But, but Joe counted 30,000.
The poo poo factor lives on !
The US Open brings in 500,000 over the course of a week. While it does attract many WCT surfers, it hasn’t even been a WCT event for 24 years.
The Dream Tour is a bit odd, that way. When the finals are in Fiji, essentially nobody but the competitors, some of their significant others, coaches, support staff, and Tyler’s shrink will be there.
*shrinks
Not too about your last statement. Tyler will need a shrink tho to help her find an excuse that caused her to not make the cut next year
Rio is a city of 7 million people ,thousands of spectators to a free event? Wsl on fire …
The wsl is most definitely a steaming pile of shit that no sane investors would touch. But, for a fringe sport, that place was packed. And the fan-girling is wild too. Security at most events spends their time swatting away a smattering of confused 8 year olds hassling Liam O’Brien for an auto as he exits the water. Saqaurema always looks like a Taylor Swift concert with grown adults geeking out over Yago Dora.
Well that comp takes the cake for tourism money over actual good surfing venues ,I thought Margs was the most crap wave stop on the tour but this joint is next level not a pro level venue.what a joke.
The US Open (by many other names) was a WCT event until 2001. Despite the overwhelming popularity of the event with spectators, few people were either surprised or particularly sad to see it off the Dream Tour.
But the Rio Pro certainly makes it less clear, why the legendary US Open was demoted from being a CT event.
This isn’t exactly a stamp of approval for the Rio Pro.😁
Rio is double dipping by also having a CS event there… however, Huntington will be the worst stop if it ever was a CT event
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Gold medal training.
Is that Mrs Pip?
No
2044 ….why’d you get that shitty tatoo dad? It’s embarrassing
Pip is smoking weed out of a pineapple ! Finally he is becoming likeable
Looks like she’s fixing his brain to relate positively to the upcoming giant wave games in a distant land.
Houshmand, where’s me trousers?
The loneliness of long distance commentating.
Do you even know what curb stomp means? Ever been to the hood JP?
It’s a Scottish Highland Dancing jig in his corner of the earth. And it’s just as ugly, albeit different, as the US ‘hood sort
Please just send Jamie the massive pay check and tell him a finals day recap is not necessary.
Poor dude has a day job, kids and a penchant for running in the cold mountains very drunk….. almost torture to type about today’s results.
Weekend coming, allow the poor lad to drive down and around many beaches in the Arctic Circle and look for a paddle out, smoke some weed between stops, couple cups of strong coffee, then return home to poop and take that time honored surfer nap without having to type.
“Arctic Circle” 😆… may as well be. I laugh, after having had a fun session today at my local in 80 degree water.
Man, I’m still working through my haul I brought back from Amsterdam last week. I could be gone some time!
Good luck JP. Always chase the lightning
I hope you took some Durban Poison home from Amsterdam!
JP, go ahead take the weekend off.
Good luck with the book, hopefully you can still write articles here though.
Will it be available on Audible?
Hopefully not read by me in my unfathomable drawl
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David Attenborough & James Earl Jones will have a surf/hill run-off for the role
Lol at the kaipo quote … Write the book already and make it funny
Walmsley? Best guest if “our hills” was collective.
Walmsley couldn’t live with this guy on rough terrain!
Have an obvious second guess then but i’ll hold out for the reveal. Looking forward to reading.