Tulsi Gabbard (pictured in orange) as a The Inertia darling.
Tulsi Gabbard (pictured in orange) as a The Inertia darling.

Ultra-progressive surf publication smashes panic button after one-time darling Tulsi Gabbard endorses Trump for prez!

"We as Americans must stand together to reject this anti-freedom culture of political retaliation and abuse of power."

Oh to be The Inertia, to know that every position taken is the right one, or rather the left one, but profoundly correct. After basing itself on the sloppily liberal Huffington Post, founder Zach Weisberg has continued the brave tradition of pearl-clutching outrage, progressive tail wagging and never, not ever, entertaining the dark side.

You can imagine the horror in the “definitive voice of surf” home offices today after one-time darling Tulsi Gabbard officially endorsed Donald J. Trump for president.

The former Democratic representative from the State of Hawaii was instantly embraced by The Inertia as the “surfing congresswoman who could actually save our environment” and invited as keynote speaker of the soy-heavy EVOLVE summit that promised to “unite the brightest minds in surf and outdoors.”

Gabbard capped off an certainly incredibly weekend, back in 2018, featuring Selema Masekela, the aforementioned Weisberg and the WSL’s Reece Pacheco.

Tulsi Gabbard Salutes Tom Carroll and Power of Aloha at The Inertia's EVOLVE Summit

Interns busily scrubbing the internet, then, after Gabbard grabbed the mic at the National Guard conference, today, to declare, “We as Americans must stand together to reject this anti-freedom culture of political retaliation and abuse of power. We can’t allow our country to be destroyed by politicians who will put their own power ahead of the interests of the American people, our freedom, and our future. I am proud to stand here before you today, whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican or an Independent. If you love our country, as I do, if you cherish peace and freedom as we do, I invite you to join me in doing all that we can to save our country and elect President Donald J. Trump and send him back to the White House to do the tough work of saving our country and serving the people.”

Zach Weisberg currently in the fetal position in his home office.

Asking his little statue of Jimmy Kimmel where it all went wrong.

More as the story develops.

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Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

*Bogan

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

You deliver such incredible entertainment!! To take that “fear” assertion literally tells me you’re a rather simple man. But the more intriguing aspect of your gibberish is why in your delusion you think I fear myself? Has you shared this with your therapist?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

This is great entertainment! What could I possibly fear?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

You have an immense hard on over this subject. Impressive.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Scared? Scared of what?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Put the bong down before you get hurt

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

You’ve delivered nothing worthy of punching up to, not one factual point on Kamala’s policies, not one example of how ewe help others…other than a victim mentality. So I guess ewe are right, I’m punching up as I loathe your victimhood and want it for myself.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

I’ve dealt with punch up queennies like ewe for decades and you’re mostly the same. Just cry louder as it is your most endearing quality, next to what you believe you’re owed by the man.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

And to think(if you can), you’ve devolved into the victim after this intellectually challenged attempt to call me out:

“You clearly missed the lesson about sharing in kindergarten but were first in line for Kool-Aid.

You’d think after 3 decades you’d be able to look behind the curtain and see there is neither socialism nor capitalism, fear monger”

DROOL BABY DROOL!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Spot on

k55
k55
2 years ago

Seems Leroy’s nickname is, The Masochist—very fitting.
It can be very painful tuning in there, even occasionally.
”All it takes for evil to prevail, is for good men to do nothing”.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

HAHAHAHA! Keep punching up queenie!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

I’m not the least bit surprised by this response. The dick contest is only in your mind as you cannot share what you’re doing to help others, while making me the bad guy in your mind, and it has nothing to do with money except in your world. Other than punching up, which is entertaining, I’m still waiting for you to tell me what you think, beyond punching up, per the below:

“Not sure what you’re on about, but you’ve clearly lost your mind. Believe me, you definitely don’t want to know what I really think”

Green kool-aid is cute bro but please put more sugar in it next time.

Mik
Mik
2 years ago

Tulsi has zero credibility IMO. Compromised to Russia to the point of endorsing a pathological liar equally compromised Trumpster (but MAGA loved because racist) — as if Republican businesses in Texas, et al don’t hire illegal immigrants? And aren’t the ones who raised gas prices. rent prices, automobile prices on everyone? And she’s flat out ignoring the plain fact that Trumpster has over 4,000 lawsuits (!!!!!!) against him for failure to pay the trades-people worked on his properties? Plus 90 felony indictments, and already convicted of 30+? Stop spouting this old BS that Dems are corrupt. They work hard to improve public education, are are trying to provide tuition-free college education for everyone. They’ve helped protect the enviro. Trying to provide health-care like Dems in Hawaii have. Vote them in, and then pressure them to make improvements. The only thing the GOP (Greedy Old Pr**ks) is interested in is: no taxes / and oil dominance. That is what Iraq was about, it is linked to what Afghanistan (and the Taliban is a heroin cartel BTW), and Vietnam was about… Biden wisely used Trump’s agreement to exit — knowing that the Afghani people wanted us to leave. The American deaths during exit were due to a suicide bomber, so they were very hard to avoid. The Afghani’s are suffering far more without us, bu that’s their problem. We never should have gone in, and that again was a Bush GOP thang. Biden is clear-headed. He bravely backed the Ukraine lagainst Putin, ike the true USA backed France and England against Hitler. I’d rather live in the USA than anywhere (except Indo & maybe Japan), because we have unilateral freedoms. Don’t diss us. Improve us!!! 10 steps forward is better than MAGA 1,000,000 steps backwards. G-bye Tulsi >>> Hello Kamala. She’s going to win. And things will continually get better if we unify and make compromises so both sides are happy. Dems are the best option. Trumpster is a moral-less felon.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago

Or is it funnier and more character revealing that you think that getting pushed out of the party for being for the every man makes them opportunist?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

That is below the belt bro! SHHHHH, don’t tell anyone but it is ok to feel good about where some of your investment dollars go and after pounding nails to pay my way through college, giving blood to eat and ski bumming for 4 years it is easy to think that way. How about you, what is it you do for others or is it all about you kinda like “I’ll help you as long as it benefits me”” or do you only take care of you?

As for Kamala, how do you know she will be great for America when she can’t quantify the policies that you believe will make America great again?

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
2 years ago

Well, its hard to prove counted anonymous ballots fraudulent, the lawsuits were stupid because of that whether there was fraud or not. Other factors that weigh on vote integrity are foreign interference, biased media, and suppressed information. I got a hunch you’re just as crazy as full blown MAGA people except anti, stay that way if you’re happy.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

The two are not mutually exclusive so at the risk of “virtue signaling” again I’ll give you some more irrefutable facts. With respect to the affordable housing investments, I’ve given up roughly 35% of the normal return stream(aka “profiting”) versus what a non-affordable multi-family investment would return to provide below market rate housing in these communities. That is meaningful “profiting” that I don’t realize for the risks and it has nothing to do with “virtue signaling” and everything to do with doing what is right. Call it capitalism for socialism if you will. So when people in the US complain about how expensive housing is, look no further than politicians who are unwilling to work with and/or incentivize developers, builders and investors to develop or redevelop more affordable housing…yes this is how capitalism and socialism work hand in hand for the greater good, yet most politicians cannot wrap their brains around this dynamic. It’s tricky being a militant centrist, atheist do gooder…

If you want to go deeper on this, read about LURA or Land Use Restriction Agreements that incentivize these investments and know that all of my investments in this space are 100% affordable. This doesn’t happen without investors who are willing to give up normal returns for the associated risks.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

You asked for it and you seem troubled that I delivered decades worth of facts and action that has nothing to do with virtue signaling but I appreciate the attempted personal slam. I just offered the facts as I don’t wear it on my sleeve, display it on a t-shirt or on a bumper sticker. Now as for the socialism v capitalism debate, take the time to read up(the facts are squarely in the middle) and let’s debate what is reality versus irrational conjecture when I return from a few meetings. I do enjoy this debate…and yes some call me the token cracker, now again what are you doing to prop up those in need?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Great song, even better lyrics. Now as for sharing, I won’t share the numbers as that isn’t my style, but I have four direct investments in affordable housing projects around the US. You can look up the criteria for access to this sort of housing if you’re not familiar with it. I’ve also been a part of development groups and invested for over a decade in POC* focused investments in the underbanked, underserved communities in the US. Some have failed for reasons I’ll happily share over beers as there are some bad actors in the space who now deservedly sit in jail. Wanna keep going? How about a meaningful investment in one of the five largest countries in the world focused on the underserved, underbanked which is solely focused on improving technology-based access to their money while keeping it out of the hands of usurious financial institutions. Your turn to share how you’re sharing…and yes I brought the kool-aid to school for my kindergarten classmates. Now don’t doubt why I have the black friend’s badge as I quietly earned it long before I showed up on BG.

*People Of Color


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