"The good 'ol Gold Coast days when I was into surfer boys!!"
The main question exploding over the surf world, in the wake of Jennifer Lopez becoming freshly single, is have surfers lost our sexy? There was a time, not terribly long ago, when the likes of Kelly Slater, Joel Parkinson, Julian Wilson and Jordy Smith moonlit as pin-ups, Teen Beat pictorials lovingly clipped out and mounted on wall. Surfers regularly toped firemen and boy banders as “must-have arm candy” for any woman in the know.
Alas, neither highly eligible Griffin Colapinto nor Gabriel Medina were even given silly odds to win Lopez’s hand.
And as if to rub the cratered appeal right in, Australia’s wildly popular radio host Jackie O has just published a thirst trap photo of a young Mark Occhilupo to her much-trafficked Instagram account.
O, whose last name is Henderson and described as a “Sydney socialite that has been married twice and shares a teenage daughter with her second husband who she split from in October 2018,” is the voice of Australian morning radio, recently signing a $100 million AUD deal to continue delighting commuters on the way to their various prisons.
Now, 49, the host shared the photo of Occy with, penning, “Going through some pics for my memoirs!! The good ‘ol Gold Coast days when I was into surfer boys!!”
The august Daily Mail, sizing up Henderson and Occhilupo’s looks, declared, “With a simple chain around her neck, Jackie looked completely fresh faced without a lick of makeup in sight as the pair appeared to be standing in a very windy location. Meanwhile, Occy rocked his usual long sandy locks along with a bright pink jumper which made him stand out in the photo.”
Surfers, though, not fully able to appreciate Occ’s sartorial win as the phrase “…when I was into surfer boys…” echoing painfully.
Good ol’ days …when…
…when…
…when…
Light a candle today, please, for surfer heartthrob stock.
Julian Wilson can’t come back fast enough.
Imagine spending 5 minutes with Kyle Sandilands and not beating him to death, let alone 20+ years
All I got out of this is that Chas doesn’t know what a thirst trap is.
I think maybe you don’t know. Did you study Occ in the photo?
She’s still cute as a button.
and as dumb as a sack of hammers
Your point? Hahaha
Yeah, fair enough. Here’s a hypothetical: Would you pash Kyle if it meant you could root Jackie?
100%. Guy’s a cuddle teddy bear. You?
His lips to my butthole
Haven’t got into rimming yet, heard it’s good tho. Good luck to ya!
Oh, mate. Do yourself a favour/
Padang Padang Cup is called on later and it looks like it’s going to be firing— maybe between J-Lo and Jackie-O news we’ll get an open thread?
Yeah, with a full 1 month window, they only run it when the waves justify running it.
The fart-around comps always seem to have the best waves, and thus the most entertaining product. Either by virtue of going to worthy places (like Nias and Padang Padang) or by way of having a proper waiting period.
1 month waiting period per WSL comp
Even if not a month- I don’t see why a full 3 week waiting period wouldn’t work. I feel like a lot of Wozzle comps have been bookended by good to great waves, just missing the contest window by a few days. It’s either widen the window or fuck off the men/women combo tour idea to maximize the average of 1.5 days of good/contestable surf they get now. Anyway, nothing will change and they’ll just have Turpel & Co continue to gaslight everyone that everything is fine.
Haven’t seen Coco Ho surf in a while. Miss those thighs.
Can never get enough Marzo.
Surfers been fully supplanted by “influencers/streamers” now.
Them influencers, flush with their millions, are clearing some high-end tail these days.
And the surfing influencers have cottoned on that landing some normal chick with a smoking hot body, that is willing to hold a camera or cart a camera case, makes for a simpler life than some crazy, hollywood chick.
So Occy is looking at Sarge in this one, and Jackie O at DR?