Evidence that surf great Kelly Slater has actually retired grows with release of sensual new photo book

"From his famous morning pancakes to strumming guitar with his friends."

It is certainly beginning to feel that Kelly Slater might be retiring from professional surfing. The 11x world champion has been on a “best life tour” of late, popping around Europe, golfing, attending college football games with famous friends. Of course he is taking some time to surf his various tubs, also with famous friends, and generally seems to be in a good mood.

That easy life.

To cap off the overall sense that the greatest competitive surfer of all time is moving gracefully into his golden years, a retrospective photo book by the legendary Todd Glaser has just hit the shelves. Forwarded by Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder, Kelly Slater: A Life of Waves “celebrates fifteen years of Slater’s exhilarating adventures, from 2008 to 2023: Slater’s most iconic surf sessions including the first-ever wave ridden at his Surf Ranch, as well as behind-the-scenes shots inside Slater’s home, from his famous morning pancakes to strumming guitar with his friends.”

The tome has raced up Amazon’s best-seller charts and is currently the #1 new release in surfing (#5 overall) and #5 in celebrity photography.

There are currently no customer reviews but the whole business certainly does have the essence of finality, no? That 2023 is, officially, the end even though Slater surfed through 2024. So, will you be sad, come Pipeline Pro, when he is surfing as a wildcard, also surfing as a wildcard in Abu Dhabi, J-Bay, Tahiti and a smattering of others?

The end of an era, certainly.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

where’s The Duke?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

now i lay me down to sleep, I pray me lord to keep. Lord on an Hammond non-seculerd Catheridal organ…Deep Purple….

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago

Ask this guy
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

mamoa v raimani v elon took johnny depp’s ex silver unicorn each for a ride…any tens? imagine…
coffee table 4 sale…

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Maybe if he gets enough lifetime achievement awards he’ll hang it up

Lairds biome
Lairds biome
1 year ago

Hopefully the tour surfers can get back to wholesome activities again like gunga, alcoholism, cocaine and womanising.
Kelly fucked surfing for everyone.
Remember when they used to sacrifice goats.

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

“strumming guitar with his friends”
comment image

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

He’s lookin like a bald tom hanks in that shot…(not a compliment)

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
1 year ago

Is there a kindle version?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago

I am wondering if I’ll ever read an article from Chas that doesn’t offer up twisted, gender bending undertones?

JSC
JSC
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

“Twisted gender-bending” is Derek Reilly’s job description –

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

The man is beyond reproach. It is written in surf law. Fact. Without his input pro surfing with decent outcomes for many wouldn’t exist. Fact.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
1 year ago

not so sure.

30 years of surfing’s biggest star and they still couldn’t crack middle america.

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

Its coming. Believe. As Slates the visionary has for long time. The Pool will rule worldwide. Alice Springs are awaiting their groundbreaking construct.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
1 year ago

nah mate, they’ve had a decade and only managed one more pool and in that time people have already grown bored shitless.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

dream job…OK’s compliance director…
credentials…live on coast next door to Yvon Patagonia…
Host PR events and bring ’em down
To None…
(NO SURFING HERE)
Compliant…

food stamps…

astro
astro
1 year ago

not too sure what era you’re referring to, Chaz ol mate.
He’s been surfing as a wild card since about 2017 – whenever he cheated Caio out of a slot. The year he got the infected hoof ….

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  astro

Years, eras, time, and age mean nothing to Charles. He makes it all up as he goes.

astro
astro
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Ohh I know, I just like to slap him round a little when he gets too fast and free ….
We all do, right ?

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

More of a fiction writer each day, sadly

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
1 year ago
Reply to  astro

Caio was dumb enough to go surfing the ranch and post about it on his instagram page whilst being out injured.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

See also Kelly at Ulu during Brazil event (foot)

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

Surely he will embrace his middle eastern roots and wildcard in Abu Dubai

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

got a long puffy syrian sofa with creases, the color of KY’s skin…altered now, I see that KY has slept there…bronze butt patterns and a few silverfish. there’s a pic ’round her or on MYSPACE/LINKED/America On-Line.

SOFA FOR SALE~

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

I was going to write something smarmy and sarcastic, but that cover shot is mesmerizing. Hopefully the pancake and ukulele photos are equally backlit and dreamy.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

Glaser is a sick photographer.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

Sick surf pic but it would be much more impressive if Right Said Fred wasn’t taking up the entire right side of the photo.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled
Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Do you have any idea what the definition of “evidence” is Chad?

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

WCT (Wild Card Tour)

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

Kerrzy cannot stay away from QS events, in the draw at a 5000 in Philippines

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

Cloud 9 with 3 people I suppose…

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

Fucken sick wave !!and the sand.! Like fairy floss underfoot!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

one tube wonders…


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