California surfers beg for relief as yet another super swell arrives

Surfline, save us!

The old chestnut “be careful what you wish for, it might just come true” has never meant more to California’s surfers who suffered through one of worst summer/autumn dry spells in recorded history are now entering their tenth consecutive day of mega swell. Shorelines being lit right up. From Santa Cruz’s Steamer Lane to Ventura’s Rincon all the way down to La Jolla’s Blacks, ten days of big and bigger surf and counting.

Early “stoke” and “glee” has given way to an overwhelming sense of dread as Golden State sliders check the forecast and see phrases like “new NW energy moves in” or “swell in water being reinforced,” wondering if shoulders can take any more. If marriages, family well-being, employment can take any more too.

A brutal run that, currently, has no end in sight.

California, recognizing an impending collapse, has urged residents to “stop going to the beach” though surfers, as is their wont, are not listening very well.

But do you live here?

Are your shoulders sore?

Is marriage failing?

More importantly, what have you been riding?

Share, please.

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The Ghost of The Condor
The Ghost of The Condor
1 year ago

Surfing is for losers, scoundrels, and Brazilians. Don’t do it.

Top Cunt
Top Cunt
1 year ago

Shoulders hurt. Been surfing. 7’0 Exercise, check!

snapper
snapper
1 year ago

Mary Poppins shout out😜

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

declined the oceanside girls’ surf view and/or hated :The End of Us?~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I fell behind on my BG reading and missed this pic. Check out Annie Bosko, her grandfather started Boskovitz farms near Ventura a long time ago. she was on Dwight Yoakam’s SiriusXM show a few weeks ago.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

i will search…tanks alot!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

call 1-800-squirrels~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

dirty jobs? mike rowe? have done 45% of them…got bees? need a plumber? sump pump tech? b-b-q- place needs the smoker clean-up…MEET ME AT JOE’S~

Mike
Mike
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Christmas shopped at World Market then walk across the street to Joe’s for a cocktail… we had the leave the car and take an Uber after two drinks😵‍💫

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

either light up or leave me alone-

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

What if you don’t have a Sprinter to transport a quiver?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

epic add-on~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

any disabled surf camps and I’ll answer the dozen leftist’s requests…FUCK OFF!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

put fresh banana on that boat! and fresh tuna in my truck~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

was not a clean swell. many bumps, cross chop and Rincon? utube showed a dude walking his goats.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

How’s about a shot of ya front yard then…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

suing the shit out of Richard Attenboruough..

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

push the red button~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

“So much action I forgot to check El Porto on S_Line”…Inertian Man

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago

Ha… I wish that I was tired from too much surfing. Waves have been non-stop on Kona side of BI. Alas, imma too busy working to get more than a single session a week. 😢

astro
astro
1 year ago

it’s shit here, Chas.
I’ve been riding my bike.

"Helmets... Period."
"Helmets... Period."
1 year ago

Meanwhile Florida’s winter has been even sh*ttier than usual, if thats even possible.

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

Noah’s second coming is just warming up

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
1 year ago

These type of swells are learning lessons for a vast majority of Californian surfers. That lesson being duck diving a wavestorm may be more difficult than popping up.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago

I was out, yesterday, with people bailing normalish boards when big sets rolled through. I was mad, as I almost got hit, but also understood. Exhausted surgically-repaired shoulder burning.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Did you find it difficult to duck dive your Wavestorm?

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

youre like the two old hecklers in the muppets

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
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Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I kind of want to know what your wife‘s impression of the Bobby Quad is though. I’ve been leering at that board model for quite some time and remain undecided.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Absolutely love at first paddle. I was jealous, TBH.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

But do you live here?—it’s more “suffering” here than “living” here.

Are your shoulders sore?—try chin-ups, you goddamn whimps.

Is marriage failing?—divorce rates in the USA have been falling over the last decade and it’s currently around 50%, so this is a push.

More importantly, what have you been riding?—your mom and a Panda shiitake, not necessarily in that order.


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