Blood alcohol level of at least 0.03 to be met with stiff fine.
It’s the day after Christmas, in America and Europe. The day after Boxing Day in Australia. Surfers in all lands attempting to rinse off the holiday overindulgences. A few martinis too many, or extra three bottles of wine, leading to a painful morning. The flickering hope, though, that maybe just maybe some saltwater and wave wiggles will help chase the poison away and return the body and mind to its stasis.
The tried and true hangover session.
Alas, come 2025, Korean surfers will have to tend to their delirium tremens in some other way as the proud peninsula is officially moving to ban boozed surfing. Starting on June 21, any boardrider on high-performance shortboard, single-finned glider or Steve Lis fish who is found to be in the lineup with a blood alcohol level of at least 0.03 will be fined 1 million won, or $685 USD.
The same penalty dished out to those who refuse the sobriety test.
Kim Jong-wook, head of the Coast Guard, told The Korea Times, “With the revision of the law, we will continue to identify unreasonable rules with regard to public safety and strengthen penalties realistically.”
Tipsy jet-skiing has been banned for years.
Now, if you were a surfer living in Land of the Morning Calm, would this specter be enough for a considered move north to the Democratic People’s Republic? Beloved YouTubber Ben Gravy explored that coastline a few years back though is famously sober so will have nothing to worry about in South Korea come summer.
While I have never, personally, visited either Koreas, I rank the national cuisine in my top five. Bulgogi, bibimbap, galbi, samgyeopsal, chimaek, tteobokki, jjambbong, doenjang jjigae, chuncheon dakgalbi, nakji bokkeum kimchi stew… I could go on and on, here.
Anyhow, did you have an enjoyable Christmas? Any New Year’s plans?
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meet me in the copying room~
ubited airline stewardess’s. we’re on a layawaver~
2.0 Wino’s Don’t Eat
Let’s have sushi at least by eight…
We’re waiting for all the brothers that fish at sea to make it home…
If they make it home at all…
Fishermen drink…in the morning, a ritual…in the evening, to relax…but never on board…
They’ve been at sea for 16 days…and nights…
Except that guy on the Exxon Valued…his crew let him down…and he was blamed…WINO…blood alcohol level of 1.2…
J. Paul Getty was a wino, too…and he could do that standing on his head…
But kicked ass in the morning, and again in the night…and raced a rig hand up a 150-foot drill rig mast…
With the incentive…winner buys the beer…
Let’s have a few friends over for dinner…or a family night “meeting”…
That will pass for the night…”We don’t like what you fix, Dad”…it smells too much like fish…
But that sushi sounds good…
“Walking the dark” is a contract fisherman for hire… in the pubs at night…looking for a job…leaving the family at home, with an acceptable meal…
So the boat can go out…to catch their next meal…
“We risk our lives every time we go out…” (to sea)
No booze before surfing? Well then!
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it’s a tell all. you first~
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by surfing…
witness Beachgrit~
aya w/ a q-back…
there is no medicine…
thus no cure.
let’s play Sandpiper…
“pass the hot sauce…” HillyRodhamClintorius
I can’t write, much less surf unless I blow a 0.10. (anonymous)
So relatable though.
Xox
So are they gonna breathalise everyone before they paddle out ?
If so, is it just at the ‘name’ spots, or secluded coves etc as well ?
Do they smoke much weed in Korea ?
If so, do they test you for that on the beach too ?
Would it be a good place to set up a grow ?
These are the questions that need answering…
delirium tremons are the best. no need for drugs. kim chi, viet sammich, dramamine, B-12 shots, old surf movies. what’s in your liquor storage B&B.
Hey Derek and Chas, looks like someone is directly copy pasting your “articles” to their website.
https://typethisin.com/
Imagine the type of revenue a beach town could accumulate with this idea. The dollar amounts Chas would be providing after ever session at Cardiff would keep Encinitas in a surplus for decades to come.
Some Christmas first with Slater being culturally aware and then Ben Gravy being boring on Boxing day.
A Korea killer for most on tour I would suggest.
I’m waiting for the Revel Surf lagoon article from a BG regular
Here you go
Breaking News: The new Revel Surf Lagoon is too small for anyone taller than Mason Ho. Unless you are a Ho, midget or lilliputian, head east to Waco, TX.
THIS! We’re in Phoenix next week for a few days. If the “lagoon” was open I’d take the opportunity to compare it to Waco.
Some days I feel like a Ho with an e…
I had a nightmare once that I hooked up with Adi Guiterrez in Korea after surfing drunk. New Year’s plan is for that not to happen IRL.
Was she a passionate lover?
Luckily, I woke before I found out.
Only the drunk surfing part though, right? You’ll want all of your strength and focus for Adi.
Sent a lil diddy to JP for review entitled “Wino…”
He said I write like James Kelman.
Fucking yeah!