TikTok queen of “What I ate today” videos lanced by one of Kelly Slater’s famous barbs…
Emboldened, perhaps, by his surf-buddy RFJ Jr’s elevation to head of America’s Department of Health, Kelly Slater has launched a stinging barb at one of TikTok queen Adi Gutirrez’s epic “What I Ate Today” videos.
And by epic, I mean epic: Adi is a “Fatty” influencer with an appetite that won’t quit.
In her posts, the two-fifty pounder with the pretty face, dewy skin and well-manicured eyebrows details the delicious treats she inhales in the course of a day which are, wrapped, mostly, in sugar and saturated fats.
In the video that raised Kelly Slater’s ire, Adi enjoys a glazed doughnut dunked in milk, fried chicken dunked in the same milk, for breakfast, then followed it up through the course of the day with some big red drinks, ice cream etc.
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It’s hard to know if Adi is trolling or if it’s some kind of fatty Only Fans schtick aimed at feeders, but she plays the crowd well. Adi knows what shocks and what delights.
Kelly Slater, known for his commitment to good health and who is ageing at a rate far less than the average human being, a man whose online feuds are legendary, pounced on the absurdity of her diet.
“This is sad,” wrote Slater, one of almost forty-one thousand comments on the video.
Slater’s comment was liked a whipping 16,700 times and generated almost one hundred replies, almost all in favour of Slater.
“Ur such a legend.”
“Goat knows.”
“The Goat.”
“The Goat himself.”
“And degrading.”
“Goddamn I love how I am on the same ago as the GOAT.”
“Legend.”
“RFK about to change everything.”
A few pro-Adi commenters pushed back.
“What’s sad is you giving a fuck.”
“Bring back bullying, am I right?”
Fat influencers, like Adi, as well as the great Tess Holiday, titanic Ashley Graham, Africa-sized Lizzo, are content creators who focus on promoting body positivity, fat acceptance, and self-love for larger body sizes.
Is Kelly Slater is one the right or wrong side of history on this issue, y’think?
I like ’em big, as long as there’s some muscle tone and the breath isn’t polluted too bad by the fried gear but do find these videos a little nauseous as I have a weak stomach.
You?