TikTok queen of “What I ate today” videos lanced by one of Kelly Slater’s famous barbs…
Emboldened, perhaps, by his surf-buddy RFJ Jr’s elevation to head of America’s Department of Health, Kelly Slater has launched a stinging barb at one of TikTok queen Adi Gutirrez’s epic “What I Ate Today” videos.
And by epic, I mean epic: Adi is a “Fatty” influencer with an appetite that won’t quit.
In her posts, the two-fifty pounder with the pretty face, dewy skin and well-manicured eyebrows details the delicious treats she inhales in the course of a day which are, wrapped, mostly, in sugar and saturated fats.
In the video that raised Kelly Slater’s ire, Adi enjoys a glazed doughnut dunked in milk, fried chicken dunked in the same milk, for breakfast, then followed it up through the course of the day with some big red drinks, ice cream etc.
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It’s hard to know if Adi is trolling or if it’s some kind of fatty Only Fans schtick aimed at feeders, but she plays the crowd well. Adi knows what shocks and what delights.
Kelly Slater, known for his commitment to good health and who is ageing at a rate far less than the average human being, a man whose online feuds are legendary, pounced on the absurdity of her diet.
“This is sad,” wrote Slater, one of almost forty-one thousand comments on the video.
Slater’s comment was liked a whipping 16,700 times and generated almost one hundred replies, almost all in favour of Slater.
“Ur such a legend.”
“Goat knows.”
“The Goat.”
“The Goat himself.”
“And degrading.”
“Goddamn I love how I am on the same ago as the GOAT.”
“Legend.”
“RFK about to change everything.”
A few pro-Adi commenters pushed back.
“What’s sad is you giving a fuck.”
“Bring back bullying, am I right?”
Fat influencers, like Adi, as well as the great Tess Holiday, titanic Ashley Graham, Africa-sized Lizzo, are content creators who focus on promoting body positivity, fat acceptance, and self-love for larger body sizes.
Is Kelly Slater is one the right or wrong side of history on this issue, y’think?
I like ’em big, as long as there’s some muscle tone and the breath isn’t polluted too bad by the fried gear but do find these videos a little nauseous as I have a weak stomach.
You?
I watch her videos. Why, I don’t know. I am perpetually on a diet and my mouth waters. One comment, there is no way she is 250 lbs. More like 350.
“I like ’em big, as long as there’s some muscle tone and the breath isn’t polluted too bad by the fried gear“
Bahahahahaha Derek you are such a creep! At least you own it
What’s the go with Kelly’s algorithms, some weird shit be creepin in there.
Adi would Go!
she’s got so much mass, she’s affected by the moon.
High Tide, she has no neck
eliminate the duplicates..Syrian sofa
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Is the middle cushion Russian?
need a quarter for the jukebox?
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When she hauls ass she gotta take two trips.
oh man.
she uses a VCR for a beeper
Ha ha that was the same as watching JOB and Ben Gravy glugging red bulls!
She looks like diabetes
I reckon deliberate fat chics are probably trying to ward off unwanted sexual advances from their younger days.. like a suit of armour.
is he just randomly bouncing around insta / tiktok / fb / twitler looking for shit to be better than?
that is a truly sad full time job*. name your kid you bald fuck.
* think i saw him on the waimea stream getting a couple of bombs.
She’s so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Blood type :Rague
Big buddy of mine, who has a big wife told me he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
I said what of she’s sweaty.
he said, well on a big gal the armpit can be just as fun.
Stay happy, campers.
some fun ones wrapping around the corners.
I just barfed
then, my job is done here
Two-fifty pounder was the title to a Tuna Wars episode if I’m not mistaken
He should have typed “I am sad”!
I follow the standard set by Vallejo’s E-40. “Ass so fat you can set a cup on her booty”. Anything more and she’s probably morbidly obese. Too much less and you’ll need some maple syrup for that pancake ass. Rappers usually have most of the correct answers.
I’m here to formally object to the part where his aging at a rate far slower than usual is entered into evidence log as “fact.”
The outcomes of his tired old neural pathways and the behaviors they produce seem as old as time.
There are very youthful aspects at play, too. Childish one might say? Still, old as time.
return to the future or home alone? don’t let the syrians kill our booze…