"Bobby Kennedy is the kind of person I want as a President," says Kelly Slater.
News hot from the North Shore of Oahu is the just-gone-public relationship of presidential hopeful Robert F Kennedy Jr and the greatest surfer of all time and North Shore resident Kelly Slater.
Bobby is the jacked-to-hell seventy-year-old former junkie son of murdered attorney general Robert Kennedy and nephew of murdered president John Fitz Kennedy.
Kelly Slater, who turns fifty two in three weeks and just in time for the Lexus Pipe Pro where he’ll enter as co-favourite with Filipe Toledo, is without peer in an almost one hundred year old sport with millions of participants.
He has won eleven world titles, a whole damn lot of Pipe Masters, some Triple Crowns, back when they meant something, and singlehandedly opened the gate to the wavepool revolution.
For a while there Robert F Kennedy Jr was eating up the news as he chased the Democratic presidential nomination, although the Republican Vivek Ramaswamy has since stolen his cute new guy thunder.
Earlier this year, Kelly Slater used Instagram to announce his support for Robert F Kennedy Jr, posting a clip where Kennedy says:
“I started taking drugs soon after my dad’s death. I started when I was 15 years old. I didn’t like being an addict. I wanted to stop, and that’s when I picked up this book called Synchronicity by Carl Jung.”
Slater wrote, “The kind of person I want as a President. Great message.”
Now, and thanks from a pal of mine from jiujitsu who happened to be on the North Shore with his yoga teacher gal who filmed it all, we see Slater and Bobby, and their entourage which also included notable surf personality Peter King, sharing the ocean.
Robert F Kennedy Jr has a surprisingly robust stance while Slater is statue-like on the soft surfboard.
Slater and Kennedy also went shark diving!
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Following an online post by Kennedy where he visits a black-run organic farm and claims “Urban African-American communities have become food deserts where you cannot find healthy food”, or redlining and racism is hoarding all the good food for da whites, Tudor came out swinging.
“Awwwww it ain’t just black people who eat like this …it’s all of poor america! Ridiculous that you are acting like this is a one sided problem…..it’s a nation wide problem that attacks the non wealthy! Take a trip to any trailer park in America and you’ll find this scenario has no color!”
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Who else is in it?
Compared with a senile, deeply corrupt sleazeball?
This choice is really the best the country can offer?
if people ride surfboards really well we should all listen closely whenever they talk politics. or medicine.
Two rich, connected, brain-dead, conspiracy theorist bros chillin’ cool and vibin’ with sexy glances off each other. Now that is…uh…uh…
Slater is a poster child for a guy who was a straight A student but opted to go pro rather than go to school.
It was a great move, obviously, and he’s done well for himself. School would have been a waste of Slater.
But he still figures he’s the smart kid in the room like when he was 15.
impeach…nixon.
waking up with a lil willie is not a qualification for a County Job~
Good to know theres at least one Demoncrat polly that isnt a total piece of shit.
Every vote for RFK is one less vote for Trump. Go Kelly!
Voting for your box of rocks again?
Wow.
I’d rather vote for a corpse than another four years of Trump.
Obviously.
These 3 fucking idiots have a combined total of about 3 brain cells.
says margot robbie at cnn. barbies blows
Cunt seems like his uncle,
A fucken no brainer
Fucken Tudor, sitting around doing fuck all for anyone but rolling up doobies and fingering his bumhole then projecting whataboutisms.
Xox
He’s so good though when he wages in on god knows what
Has to be getting Beachgrit royalties.
Xox
And still sponnod by Vans apparently? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I could do him..jujitsu or no jujitsu, I’m a sneaky cunt
Haha fuck aye.
Xox
There was a time when we still recognized that Tudor has the soul of a surfer, and Slater a corner office corporate guy.
We need to bring back the best of outspoken, un-PC surf culture, if it’s not too late.
RFK jr has said:
1. China created COVID in a lab.
2. Also, China for some reason decided to spare Jews from being infected.
I don’t know what to do with this information.
I wish he was right, my mother might still be alive.
Uuuhhhhh it kinda was made in a chinese lab bruh
#1 is correct. It has always been obvious for a host of reasons. Funded in part by US taxpayers, too.
#2 Israel has had close to 5 million documented infections. With a population that’s 81% Jewish, this had to include a few million Jews, at least.
I’d like to know if RFK Jnr and Tom Curren have ever been seen in the same room?
What flavour of fiend was ole Bobby? Go slow or fast. Cause if it’s run of mill coke, over it – urggh where are all the hezza junkies these days? That’s a good and honest addiction.
I know hey, too slow and skinny to really hurt anyone.
Xox
haha yes, slow, skinny, and only partially conscious!
Bobception.
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Robert f Kelledy Slater
m n’ m’s…ranked by color…red!